With apologies to these guys (whom Bush also owes the world an apology for, come to think of it)…
10. The Bay of Pigs fiasco.
9. “Perfect Strangers.” Or at least Balki.
8. Every Woody Allen movie after Bullets Over Broadway.
7. That whole Donovan McNabb / Rush Limbaugh thing. And Michael Irvin, so long as we’re fessing up.
6. (Tie) Vegan “chicken” wings. Vegan “corn dogs.”
5. My first girlfriend, Lori Levin, who cheated on me in 1981 with that fat slob, Larry Foxman. Bitch.
4. Barbara Kingsolver.
3. The fact that some bad people live to be 100, while some good people die way too young.
2. Any pair of parachute pants not worn by Billy Squier.
1. Bran muffins.
****
Other thoughts abound. Seek them out. Please.
You really need to get over Lori Levin.
Not until she returns my “Back in the Saddle Tour, ‘84” Aerosmith long-sleeve concert t-shirt.
….which t-shirt Bush also owes the world an apology for, I assume.
Number 77 on the list.
He could apologize for disco too, while he’s at it. And of course most seasons of SNL…
Damn! Should I mention the Joe Perry Project concert at the Santa Monica Civic?
No.
But,Joe was really good, though. My date..ugh.
Comma hell! Sorry, I just switched to Mozilla Firefox and I’m having some display issues.
In my eternal quest for more and more useless information:
Who is Barbara Kingsolver and why do people keep talking about her?
N. O’Brain
Imperial Minister for Useless Information
She’s a novelist of some note who distrusts the country that’s made her a novelist of some note.