Walter in Denver points me to the website of Big Alcohol.com — home to “a team of dedicated professionals that [sic] seek to see a leveling of the field [?] with the battle [say what now?] for the lives of our children [speak for yourself, “team”] and countless others who are affected by alcohol and the ownership it has of the political and social life of the United States.” Or put another way, home to a team of raving loons who used to be raving drunken loons.

Their mission?

Tell the truth.

Tell only the truth that can be validated by due diligence

Tie information together, in a logical and honest manner.

Level the playing field by showing the true colors of the powerful, when the powerful are made so by corruption and the propagation of lies.

Oh, so it’s the truth you want… Okay. Lemme see if I can help. 1) Adults can make their own choices. 2) Alcohol can be legally purchased by adults. 3) Extant state and federal laws prohibit children from purchasing alcohol. 4) The free market system works. 5) Tie that information together in a “logical and honest manner,” and you’d soon realize that bigalcohol.com is wasting primo bandwith that might otherwise belong to a site offering affordable porn downloads. Stop it. 5) “suedo” is spelled p-s-e-u-d-o. The p is silent. 6) Go home, make yourself a sandwich, do some fuckin’ thing.

And it wouldn’t hurt you to read a little Adam Smith, either. You dreary scolds.