“[…] the Alaska Administrative Code provides that no person ‘may drive a vehicle when he has in his embrace, or holds in his hands, another person in a manner (that) prevents the free and unhampered operation of the vehicle.'”

Black letter law, I’m afraid — surreal, sure, but binding nevertheless. Still, kudos, Richard Wallace, 37, of Fairbanks. I own a Jeep myself. And anybody who can throw a drunk hump into his wife while piloting a real 4×4 has my respect, arrest or no arrest. Although to be fair, the bumping and jostling of the tight suspension does a lot of the work for you. Or so I’d imagine.

Potential Alaskan sex cry 1: “Mush, ye dirty little Husky. Yeah, just like that. Mmmmush.”

Potential Alaskan sex cry 2: “Hurry up with that thing, willya? Before I ice over again.”

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[h/t: Tom Scott, who doesn’t have me on his blogroll. Flaming vegan.]

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