This is not gonna go over very well with conservative icon Andrew Sullivan, I don’t think.

Tell ya what, though, Andrew. If it’ll make you feel better, I’d be all for imposing a buck a tub tax on hummus. Don’t get me wrong: I like a good mashed chick pea as much as the next guy; but, y’know, I’m always ready to do my part to help us beat back the scourge of Islamofacism.