Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

Olde English or the GOP: It's always about the forty, son [bh]

Feel like getting involved in the political process but can’t because of that pesky house arrest ankle bracelet? Well, you’re finally in luck.

No one has to know you’re doing this naked. That can be your secret, outlaw.

0 Replies to “Olde English or the GOP: It's always about the forty, son [bh]”

  1. bh says:

    There was no jokey way to say that a number of great candidates — candidates with a real shot at winning with some support — are running in areas without a strong local GOP. They don’t have a ground game. Think about giving them a hand.

    If you’ve never done anything like this before maybe you’ll be nervous the first couple calls. It goes away. And at any time you feel like you’re bugging someone you can always just say, “Thank you for your time. Good bye.” It’s really no sweat.

  2. LTC John says:

    And if you do call naked – please do not Skype video call. Unless you are really hot, I guess…

  3. bh says:

    Speaking of someone who should consider that Skype video option:

    I considered posting this photo in the post. Seemed potentially distracting though.

  4. bh says:

    Stupid html. Link.

  5. Didn’t nishi do something similar for BHO a couple of years ago? That must have converted a few people to the GOP cause…

  6. Spiny Norman says:

    Jeebus, bh, that looks like my sister, as an undergrad.

    She’s married and all grown up now: she drinks single malt scotch, not cheap malt liquor… and makes more money than I do.

  7. bh says:

    If you don’t mind my saying so, it’s quite clear to me that your family has extremely good genes, Spiny.

  8. Bob Reed says:

    Nice photo bh. A healthy young lass indeed. Does the OE, though, suggest that she’s a hip-hopper?

  9. bh says:

    Well, we drank it because it was cheap and ironic when we were in college, Bob. Given her t-shirt and posing for that photo, I’d guess a similar young hipsterism.

  10. Bob Reed says:

    And bh is right; not only about the comliness of the young lady who’s photo he linked, but about working for your local candidates-especially in the deep blue states where the ground game is wanting.

    I’ve done so for many cycles. It’s not too bad an idea to volunteer as an election judge either. They might need them in those heavily Democratic states.

  11. bh says:

    Hey, dummy, Jeff didn’t write this post.

    I’m sure your very mean words still hurt him very deeply though.

  12. happyfeet says:

    hi how are you this is happyfeet you want me and you can get the tasty pancakes

    hello?

  13. Rob Crawford says:

    “Ultima Ratio” is semanticleo, back on the wood alcohol.

    He got called out at Maguire’s place, so I guess he thinks he’ll get a better reception here. Pity he’s too much a coward to go to AoS HQ.

  14. Bob Reed says:

    You mean, you didn’t take that photo yourself bh? You didn’t have a go at that?!?

    We drank something called Old German

    http://www.bergsteiger.us/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/old_german.235210626_std.jpg

    About 10 bucks a case back in the day…

  15. Rob Crawford says:

    Rage, rage ‘cleo. Shout into the void. Scream out your anger, your hatred. Shriek your lust for power, your lust to enslave.

    Because from here, it looks like a two-year-old throwing a tantrum.

  16. newrouter says:

    But, hey, wingnut welfare is sure to come running to you.

    the stupid is too much

  17. newrouter says:

    No one has to know you’re doing this naked

    everyone knows O! is a progg flasher with a small dick

  18. bh says:

    You’re not calling for local candidates, ‘feets. You’d be calling people who’ve given their contact info previously and basically reminding them to vote and seeing if they want to lend a hand.

    Given your district, you might not make a single call in state. And you could just skip it if one of those area codes came up.

    Of course, there is nothing saying you couldn’t just directly call the office of a candidate or two you do consider a better option than the tasty pancakes and seeing if you could give them a hand. Take two hours on a Saturday, why not? I’ve wasted more time than that trying to figure out why my garage door makes that funny noise.

  19. bh says:

    I guess it was the other Jeff.

    Yeah, the Jeff called bh. I know, it’s very, very confusing.

  20. newrouter says:

    mrs. O! has a big butt to match the smalldickhead O!

  21. Bob Reed says:

    “Wingnut Welfare” UR? That’s sooooooooo Kos/DU 2006, and much like your ilk’s other mainstay, the race card, is pretty much passe; now realized to be as fraudulent as any of Obama’s promises, the DNC talking points on any given day, or the “promise” of progressivism.

    Especially since folks like you, miss cleo, and our old buddy thor, characterized military payroll that way. I don’t mind your hyperbole as much as I reject the equivalence with the queens of the dole.

    Don’t go away mad, just, well, you know

  22. newrouter says:

    you can get the tasty pancakes

    potato type please

  23. Bob Reed says:

    Make some calls happyfeet,

    I’ll send you an IHOP gift card, so you can set up shop there and call around while you chow on some tasty pancakes.

  24. Bob Reed says:

    You’ve been outed cleo. Time to move on and plague someone else.

  25. happyfeet says:

    I will think on it we will see

    I should like to be of service

  26. newrouter says:

    conservatives that believe the earth is only 6000 years old

    proggs believe that time never started and that nothing ever changes except some darwin stuff unless we do 15 century windmills or 7th century totalitarian religion. or something: where’s my ipad it is that time of the month.

  27. LTC John says:

    I think the “wingnut welfare” was the give away it is cleo. Well, that and the very loose grip on logic, sanity, etc.

  28. Rob Crawford says:

    where’s my ipad it is that time of the month.

    No, ‘cleo’s just seen some poll numbers.

  29. newrouter says:

    I’m not cleo Bob

    thank allan you’re too stupid for that role

  30. Bob Reed says:

    No cleo, in addition to the “tells” that Colonel John noted, your tone and style, while not seen here in a while, are both unremarkable and unmistakable.

    Vai Via, cafone.

  31. newrouter says:

    proggs suck big time. ax mrs. O! she sucks progg finger bowls.

  32. bh says:

    I appreciate your help with motivating people to take power away from your allies, non sequitur generator.

    Sorry, I forgot to get you anything.

  33. bh says:

    Heh, you said cafone, Bob. I haven’t heard that in forever.

  34. cranky-d says:

    I only see the TrollHammered notice and not his comments, but I’m guessing cleo is being paid overtime today to annoy us.

  35. newrouter says:

    those conservatives that believes tax cuts increase revenues.

    a progg that “believes” that the state taking money out of the system makes the system “work” better. go for it mr. rube goldberg

  36. LTC John says:

    Chased away from other sites, back to flit about PW, mosquito like.

  37. bh says:

    I’m guessing cleo is being paid overtime today to annoy us.

    I sometimes wonder about that. Which is sadder: being paid to do this or having such a lame hobby?

    And now it’s too late for coed softball. Maybe a night class? Big Brothers or Big Sisters?

  38. Spiny Norman says:

    “Unmistakably”? Well, one thing is certain about this latest incarnation of a tired old lefty troll: he/she/it is a laughably ignorant asshole who needs to get his own fucking blog.

  39. Jeff G. says:

    It’s RD.

    I just delete him.

  40. Rob Crawford says:

    those conservatives that believes tax cuts increase revenues.

    Gasp! Belief in what the facts indicate!

    Wait. That’s not “belief”. That’s reality.

  41. LTC John says:

    RD eh? I would have bet cleo. huh, different identity, same showing of the a$$ however.

  42. Rob Crawford says:

    I’m surprised — there was a ‘cleo outbreak over at JustOneMinute, and its subsidence was matched by the turd poking up here.

  43. bh says:

    It’s probably that whatever makes people become crazy internet obsessives ends up overwhelming the rest of their personalities, Colonel. They end up bending themselves into very similar shapes.

  44. Bob Reed says:

    bh,
    I learned to speak Italian conversationally vs any organized study. I spent some quality time there and have been graced by God with an affinity for language, so I learned it by simply being there, reading papers and speaking to folks; fluent-no, conversational, including insults, certamente

    When I first moved to the New York area, I heard a lot of what sounded like Italian words, but spoken in an almost unrecognizable dialect-New York Italian. It took me a while to realize that they hit consonants with a “k” sound using a gutteral “g” instead, a “v” sound for “f”s, and tend to cut the vowels off of the ends of words. So, “cafone”, pronounced Ka-fon-ay by Italians, becomes gah-vown here; and mozzerella somehow becomes “mooz-a-rell”.

    One of my sister-in-laws is a true Brooklyn Italian, and I tease her about it regularly.

  45. LTC John says:

    RD, I suspect Jeff has better internet-fu than you suspect. Of course, your remarks end up deleted, so I shan’t number the comment since you’ll be gone…

  46. serr8d says:

    Doesn’t matter what ultimate rat-thing is trolling tonight; an elfie wannabe it seems to me, probably escaped from ED or Deviant Art; certainly it doesn’t do so well with politics.

    Here’s a troll smack-down worth hearing. Mark Levin on Gloria Allred, audio.

  47. bh says:

    So, “cafone”, pronounced Ka-fon-ay by Italians, becomes gah-vown here[…]

    I didn’t realize they were actually the same word for years and years, Bob.

  48. Bob Reed says:

    I still want to know where you got that photo bh; and if there’s any interesting back-story…

    And if not, well, one can always imagine :)

  49. serr8d says:

    The words of teh Master Communitericator, Barack Hussein Obama, to his donors tonight

    “Now’s not the time to quit…it took time to free the slaves…ultimately we’ll make progress.”

    “I need you to be fired up.”

    “There better not be an enthusiasm gap, people.”

    Now, post that in a thread with a dirty socialist rat-thing present, those pathetic words turn into the ultimate troll smackdown. Just looking at that makes me feel sad, for them.

    Then I remember, he’s my mr. prezzidint-man, too. Sadness all around.

  50. newrouter says:

    Be sure to remind him of that when the liquor runs out.

    the O! man crack cocaine train

  51. J."Trashman" Peden says:

    Which is sadder: being paid to do this or having such a lame hobby?

    snif…It’s the only way certain Parasites can produce! -Their Keeper Sensitives call it being “specially abled” but the “bad men” say it’s mere anencephally…snif

  52. newrouter says:

    white man’s greed runs a world in need-O!,rev. wright,stupid proggs?

  53. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    RD, still looking for attention. Say something, anything, remarkable, provocative, or at the least interesting. Can you do it? We all know your some kind of pathetic twit looking for a handout, but I have to know that you’re capable of something more than that. Give it a try.

  54. Rob Crawford says:

    “There better not be an enthusiasm gap, people.”

    I expect to hear this after the results of the latest employee satisfaction survey come in at work.

  55. J."Trashman" Peden says:

    Yeah, that speech, well it ~”almost makes you forget he’s black!”

  56. bh says:

    I’m tempted to think up a story for your amusement, Bob. But, actually, I just searched Google images for Olde English.

    I might still have a photo I could post of an extremely attractive young woman chugging MD 40/40 in a French maid’s costume from a mid-90s Halloween party but she married a friend so it’d feel wrong.

  57. serr8d says:

    Hey, rat-thing, don’t you have anything better to do with your time?

    Here ya ga-go.

  58. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    To tell the truth, part of me wouldn’t mind enslaving RD and his ilk. It wouldn’t be difficult in any manner and it would take non productive trash off the market. But, that’s more of a day dream than something I’m married to. But to the president’s allusions, fuck that dick. He is really an asshole.

  59. Bob Reed says:

    “…an extremely attractive young woman chugging MD 40/40 in a French maid’s costume …”

    Good times muh man, I’m sure. Does your friend know he and his wife could make crazy blog money by posting pictures such as the one you describe.

    Not that I would have any firsthand knowledge of such things…

    But heresay is pretty reliable sometimes, you know, in a false but accurate kind of way.

  60. Bob Reed says:

    OK, I’m out.

    Best wishes to all.

  61. LBascom says:

    I’m thinking of voting Nightingale for governor, looks like the principled conservative choice.

  62. serr8d says:

    We’ve got it easy in Tennessee. Either the son of a fat Democrat ex-governor (McWherter was so fat he had the Governor’s antique desk cut around and down to size so’s he could fit his bulk behind it; a beer baron) or the Republican who is not the Tea Party candidate but will have to do in a pinch of my nose, Haslam I think he’s named. I’m unenthusiastic, but he’ll have to do. A squishy sort of squish, but compared to Meg Whitman he’s an arch-demon rightwinger. I pity California, and will be happy to donate suitcases if anyone needs.

  63. bh says:

    I’ve been in your circumstance before, Lee. What I ended up doing was putting my efforts towards other candidates I could honestly get behind. Maybe vote for Nightingale but see if there is anything you could do someone else in the meantime.

    Senators and congressmen are national. These elections in other states matter. And there are some squeakers out there that could go either way with some real conservative candidates on the ballot.

  64. bh says:

    For instance, this guy owns a roofing company, has never been in politics before and could knock off a true asshole.

    He’s strong on the pro-life issues, Lee. He’s a guy you could make calls for from his pro-life list. If you tell them you’re from Cali, they might even think you’re a movie star.

  65. LBascom says:

    Yeah, I’m going to be donating to Angle and O’Donnell.

    Harry Reid really needs to go down.

    I’d be a happy man just to get rid of Madam Boxer though…

  66. ThomasD says:

    Haslam is an ass who ran a pure negative campaign. Had he not won the primary all of his ads would have been recycled whole by the Democrats. He’s Crist without the tan, and cannot in any way be trusted.

    For being deep red Tennessee sure has some squishes. It is my sincerest wish that Lamar Alexander gets successfully primaried next time around.

  67. LBascom says:

    Well, gotta turn in, later days…

  68. geoffb says:

    Just for you, bh.

  69. Big Bang Hunter says:

    “Because not just anyone can smile sweetly and expose Obabma for the complete ass he is with a scathing, politically damning question, while looking staunchly supportive.”

    – Apparently, besides being a dyed in the wool Lefty, you need a backyard as broad as Micheles ass.

  70. bh says:

    Yeah, it’s frickin’ sweet, Geoff.

    Who would have thought that conservatives would have better luck taking out the Feingold of McCain/Feingold?

    It really shows the effect of their cocoon in bright letters. Watch them spend their money on this race rather than somewhere they can win. Then imagine how much advertising misallocation must be happening nationally.

    I’ve never been alive for something like this.

  71. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Allrad will be in great demand to help the Dems game the political scene in 2012.

    – Based on today’s latest most excellent stunt, Meg moved ahead of moonbeam in the latest polls.

  72. geoffb says:

    Sorry,

    Obama vows “we will not stop until we have finally made the American Dream true for every American…”

    I’m still fuzzy on who exactly this “we” is who will do this thing. That’s probably a feature rhetorically.

  73. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Apparently he believes we all dream of a cement blockhouse apartment in the center of Oakland, spending our waking hours hanging with our homies, and pimping blunts or baggies of blow for a living.

  74. Big Bang Hunter says:

    ….Did I mention a 70 inch HDTV?

  75. Stephanie says:

    Til your neighbor blows your brains out with his AK and steals your stash and big screen TV.

  76. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – Bumbblefucks commie political commune must be reeling. Even when they hand pick the audience, they can’t get anyone to throw softballs. The Golden Urkel just keeps getting blind-sided.

  77. bh says:

    They should at least admit that the re-emergence of “nasty, brutish, and short” from the hyper-leviathan is ironic.

    To paraphrase you guys.

  78. Stephanie says:

    Ryder Cup is ON!

  79. Stephanie says:

    The conditions at the Ryder Cup are awful. I would sympathize, but the conditions that our HS State Championship were played in at Reynolds Plantation were worse. Squeegees… wimps.

    Try 1.5 inches of rain per hour and the entire fairway and the entire putting green that should have been marked as “casual water.” OH, yeah, and no lift clean and replace in the fairway.

    Wimps.

    Our girls gutted it out and played and only scored 3 shots worse than their averages.

  80. Pablo says:

    Obama vows “we will not stop until we have finally made the American Dream true for every American…”

    I’m still fuzzy on who exactly this “we” is who will do this thing. That’s probably a feature rhetorically.

    I’m gonna need the American Dream defined. Did that one come from his father too?

  81. serr8d says:

    Did that one come from his father too?

    With the exception of his long-suffering grandparents, who likely did their best to restore their charge to some sense of normalcy (being typical and all of that) BHO had not in his immediate family those who showed fondness for nor were supportive of that ‘American Dream’ thinger. Just the opposite in fact.

    If BHO had had a more concurrent relationship with Billy (Dyn-o-Mite) Ayers, back in his splodey days, I think he would’ve embraced Ayers’ methodology as religion. G-D America, dream, yo.

  82. ak4mc says:

    They should at least admit that the re-emergence of “nasty, brutish, and short” from the hyper-leviathan is ironic.

    What’s ironic about Rahm Emanuel?

  83. Carin says:

    Obama vows “we will not stop until we have finally made the American Dream true for every American…”

    Yea, well, I think he’s got a different version of the American Dream than me. I bet his version reads like a Progressive party mission statement.

  84. Carin says:

    I don’t know about you folks, but I fight this IRL about every day. Trying to esplain the progressive agenda to folks on the edge.

    Yesterday I put in some “quality time” at the gym with one of the teacher’s from my son’s school. The gym is a great place to indoctrinate.

  85. Finally, a cure for my Chatroulette addiction!

  86. serr8d says:

    Alright, LMC, you made me g00gle, now I’m traumatized…wiki…

    According to a survey carried out by RJMetrics, approximately 1 in 8 of feeds from Chatroulette were either male users exposing their penises while masturbating. Parody shows such as The Daily Show and South Park have lampooned this aspect of the service and male nudity has become an established part of the site’s notoriety.

    One more reason I’ll never own a webcam.

  87. Dave in SoCal says:

    One more reason I’ll never own a webcam

    Or a site that showcases people who do.