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Finally!

Few deserve it more. Trust me.

As promised, the armadillo is now once again free to dance (or, you know, not)…

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update*

update 2**

0 Replies to “Finally!”

  1. mojo says:

    Never wrestle with a pig.

    Or a bat-shit loony, for that matter.

  2. Mueller,Private Eye says:

    That was a long time coming.
    Good!
    Crazy people need to be locked up.

  3. happyfeet says:

    jail is like the anti-cupcake

  4. dicentra says:

    They never get locked up soon enough, do they?

    Need to broaden that “danger to self and others” definition, methinks.

  5. Slartibartfast says:

    *golfclap*

  6. sdferr says:

    huzzahs and glad tidings for Oregonian’s safety.

  7. Silver Whistle says:

    That stronzo set new standards for crazy that other crazies will struggle to meet.

  8. Jim 'n San Diego says:

    I’m sure making threatning phone calls to a judge might have hastened the process.
    Either way, she’s screwed.

  9. Silver Whistle says:

    Forgive me for intruding on private jubilation, but this brought a smile to my face too.

  10. Big Bang Hunter says:

    ….And when you manage to stand out as a whack job in Portland (50 padded cell’s – no waiting) Or-ee-gone, you know you’ve made the loonytoons hall of fame.

  11. mojo says:

    “Unlawful use of stun gun/mace” with 2 probation violations

    Nice. Enjoy your stay in the stripey hole, ya nut.

  12. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – I think she was carrying the defensive toys because I know of at least two bloggers that threatened point blank to cap her nutbag ass if she ever so much as contacted them again. One is a Hell’s Angel Biker, and I’ll leave the identity of the other to you’alls rich imaginations.

  13. A fine scotch says:

    Good riddance to bad rubbish. I’ll have a celebratory drink for you this evening, boss!

  14. Ric Locke says:

    Great! I’ll have to drive up to Olney and tell the armadillo he can come home.

    You did lay in a supply of red pills, no?

    Regards,
    Ric

  15. Largenfirm says:

    Just got notification from VINELink that she’s back out on the streets.

    Probably has a court date next Monday for review of her probation violation.

  16. bh says:

    This is great news. Crazy and filled with hate is a really shitty combination.

  17. The Guards in the Penal System says:

    Dude, do you have any idea what it is like to be stuck in here with this yammering imbecile all day?

    She just goes on and on and on about nothing! She don’t shut up. Ever!

    So far both her cellmates have hung themselves with shoelaces, and they were only in for 24 hours on a disorderly conduct rap!

    Tomorrow we’re sending her to Chino. We decided to house her on death row next to the short-timers to save a couple bucks in execution expenses and legal fees. Genius.

    Of course the guards will need to bring their iPods…

  18. Jeff G. says:

    Just got notification from VINELink that she’s back out on the streets.

    Again?

    Jesus. What do you have to do to finally get put away in freakin’ Oregon?

  19. LTC John says:

    #20 – hurt a spotted owl?

  20. JD says:

    The system does not seem to deal with bugfucknutz very well.

  21. John Bradley says:

    Hurt a tree… which might annoy a spotted owl.

  22. Ric Locke says:

    What do you have to do to finally get put away in freakin’ Oregon?

    The concept of “finally put away” does not exist in Oregon.

    Read it and weep. (Google QuickView of a .pdf, which works in FireFox. RNG. VWP. YMMV.)

    Regards,
    Ric

  23. Dan Collins says:

    Assisted suicide is legal there, right?

  24. motionview says:

    This is even better news than Dick Muri(Tea Partier and former Air Force Officer) being within 3 points of seven-term Dem incumbent Adam Smith in WA-9.

  25. serr8d says:

    If she only could get 30 days, then her cellmates would take care of it. No soap need be dropped.

  26. minteh says:

    Arraignment tomorrow. At teh jail. 1:30pm.

  27. B Moe says:

    She really is an amazing case. I mean, she is stalking, harassing and libeling lawyers and judges, for fucks sake.

    And just keeps getting cut loose.

  28. serr8d says:

    Your 2nd update, Jeff, should get her 11-29 for ignoring longstanding orders. If only she was in Tennessee…

  29. JHo says:

    Well sure, B Moe, but did she ever not really dabble in witchcraft? See? Uh huh.

  30. The Guards in the Penal System says:

    You don’t need witchcraft when you have that many demons living in your head.

    Booking Seargent: “Is your name Deborah Frisch?”

    Debbie: “No. My name is Leeeeegion.”

    Booking Seargent: “…”

    Booking Seargent: “I’m going to get you a cell by yourself. M’Kay?”

    Debbie: “(unintelligible gurgle) Die!”

    Booking Seargent: “Same to ya’, Beelzebub.”

  31. aw and here I was admiring the full moon while walking the dogs.

  32. LBascom says:

    “Jesus. What do you have to do to finally get put away in freakin’ Oregon?”

    Remember the other day and we were talking about police and teachers being the first cut when a politician needs to look like a budget slasher?

    Jails are sieves these days. The Fresno County sheriff claims she is legally obligated to balance her budget, so she closed a third of the jail. There was a story on the local news about an adult gang banger car thief that has been arrested like seventeen times in the last year, but because of “overcrowding”, never spent more than three days in jail at a time…as they filmed him walking again.

    He wasn’t violent, we had to let him go, the sheriff explained.

    Call me paranoid, but I think our ruling establishment want us in chaos.

  33. Danger says:

    Someone should introduce William the cat lover to Deb. Seems like a match made in Heaven

  34. I understand if you double park in Portland they kill you and feed you to the street kids. Unless your truck’s a hybrid. Then they force you on public transit for a couple of weeks while the city workers use it to make runs to the Bed Bath and Beyond in the suburbs. Stalking, threats and harassment? Shit, towns full of hippies. They all do that.

  35. bh says:

    That might be the only decent argument for forced sterilization that I’ve ever heard, Danger.

  36. Spiny Norman says:

    You are an evil man, Danger.

  37. serr8d says:

    I think Villiam would like it. He’d finally have a soul mate.

  38. Darleen says:

    good lord Danger

    That would cause a batshit singularity that would immediately suck out the brains of anyone within, say, 30 yards ….

    …………

    ….

    Um, could we arrange their meetup on the Senate floor?

  39. Big Bang Hunter says:

    – I couldn’t even get up the required patience to count the number of her antics logged since she showed up on the net.

    – Has law enforcement up there in LaLaland squared seen that laundry list?

  40. Pablo says:

    You know, it ought to be OK to be this nuts. Of course, it also ought to be OK to beat nuts like this bloody and otherwise make them regret pointing their crazy at you. The law is an ass. There are much simpler and more effective means of dealing with crazy.

  41. Pablo says:

    I kind of want to run that last thought past a decision scientist and see what’s up.

  42. JD says:

    Maybe William Yelverton could have a threesome with the frischanator and nishit the genocidal eugenecist.

  43. george smiley says:

    “These goggles, they do nothing”

  44. ak4mc says:

    That would cause a batshit singularity that would immediately suck out the brains of anyone within, say, 30 yards ….

    …………

    ….

    Um, could we arrange their meetup on the Senate floor?

    How would anyone know if it worked?

  45. Huey says:

    Geography…. Debbie Does Dumb was filmed in Eugene, not Portland. Eugene makes Portland look like the boardroom at IBM. In Eugene the anarchists are considered establishment.

  46. mcgruder says:

    Did I read that she was Tasr’d or something?
    She is a standard deviation from being…a standard deviant.

  47. Slartibartfast says:

    Your update #2 leads nowhere, now. Someone, somewhere has had to have snapshotted it, though.

  48. woolf says:

    It’s there, she just renamed it. And amped the crazy up yet another notch.

  49. SDN says:

    #39: LBascom, hop over to Jerry Pournelle’s website and search for the phrase “Anarcho-Tyranny”. The law level of a Tyranny coupled with the random enforcement of an Anarchy.

  50. Spiny Norman says:

    Wouldn’t that be Gaza, SDN?

  51. JD says:

    How is what she is posting not in violation of every order that has been entered against her?

  52. Ric Locke says:

    Eugene, OR:

    …And where but in Brinktown is success such an ambiguous recommendation? Few indeed of the inhabitants dare show themselves within the Oikumene. The magistrates are assassins; the civil guard arsonists, extortioners, and rapists; the elders of the council, bordello owners. But civic affairs proceed with a punctilio and gravity worthy of the Grand Sessions at Borugstone, or a coronation at the Tower of London…

    –From The Star King, ©1964 by Jack Vance (Introduction to Chapter 2)

    Regards,
    Ric

  53. Jeff G. says:

    It is a violation, JD.

    She’s going to be arraigned tomorrow. Look: She’s a miserable, bug-crazy dried up twat who’s been effectively drummed out of civil society. She has no job and no prospects. And soon she’ll be in jail. She’s a curiosity at this point. A cautionary tale.

    To think, she once had a career and a fine lesbian girlfriend — maybe even a few stable relationships to ground her.

    Look at her now, 4 years hence. Destitute. Insane. Reviled. Ostracized. Alone. Suffering the DT’s.

    Let her lash out this one last time. It’s a form of charity.

    And as you all know, I’m a giver.

  54. JD says:

    That timeline is just sad. I know she is a vile waster, but you cannot help but to feel a profound sadness reading about her unravelling in a very public and ugly way.

  55. Jeff G. says:

    Oregon offender 1675174, That’s who she is now. That’s all she is now.

    A life well lived, that.

  56. serr8d says:

    I expected to hear of her suicide, when she finally had a lucid moment, and realized what she’s become. Or maybe that lucid moment came and went, and that opportunity is past. The kernel that’s running the beast is now more animalistic than human; animals don’t commit suicide, no matter what they say of lemmings.

  57. Fatwa Arbuckle says:

    Perhaps being arrested today inspired her to “reboot the franchise”.

  58. Jeff G. says:

    As soon as we hear what happens at the arraignment, we’ll send her back to the miserable obscurity to which she has been rightfully banished.

  59. happyfeet says:

    maybe if she goes to jail they can help make her better

  60. Jeff G. says:

    If by “jail” you mean “frontal lobotomy,” there’s a slight chance.

  61. Spiny Norman says:

    Jail? No, I very much doubt it… it could make her worse.

    A good long stay in a mental hospital might help.

  62. bh says:

    In jail she can’t hurt anyone on the outside. That’s about it really.

  63. John Bradley says:

    Look at her now, 4 years hence. Destitute. Insane. Reviled. Ostracized. Alone. Suffering the DT’s.

    Certain guitar-twangers with pretentiously-named houses might want to take this as a Teachable Moment. Look around their lovely homes and tenured lifestyles and say “shit, this ain’t bad at all, I’ve got nothing to complain about!”

    ‘Cause (apparently) when you fuck with Goldstein, he destroys your very soul.

    Hell, why do you think the regulars kick him some money every month? Fear! Fear that one day he’ll wreak his unspeakable vengeance against his loyal minions, just for shits. Overlords are dangerous when they get cranky…

  64. Jeff G. says:

    I only use my powers for good.

  65. Ric Locke says:

    http://xkcd.com/796/

    Do the mouseover.

    Regards,
    Ric

  66. Joe says:

    You have to rape a Beaver or a Duck in Oregon to go to jail.

    Or come out as a conservative.

  67. Mikey NTH says:

    Glad to hear she’s in. Hopefully it will lead to real prison and not just county jail.

  68. LTC John says:

    #60 – Jeff, you’ve got more forgiveness in you than me… Hey? I thought I was the one bound by all that “love your enemies” stuff?!

    Oh, and #62 is short, powerful and sad.

  69. Squid says:

    I’ll admit I kinda like that Napoleon photoshop. I think it captures something essential about our host.

    Here’s hoping that we’re finally at the end of this story.

  70. panther_girl says:

    Sadly, the Lane County jail let many of their inmates go a few years ago (funding issues) so the likelihood of anyone but murderers getting any jail time is slim to none.

  71. Sinner says:

    A lot of good folks have been hurt in the course of these long 4 years by this individual. If my guess is right, a lot more will be in the future.

    Jeff is right, “Destitute. Insane. Reviled. Ostracized. Alone. Suffering the DT’s.” but forgot “Still a danger to others” as some of her meatspace victims will attest.

  72. cranky-d says:

    So she’ll have to kill someone to stay locked up? It will happen, eventually.

  73. panther_girl says:

    Yes, #78! Just last week I was directly exposed to more of her hateful nonsense (unrelated to any of these other matters). Crazy is one thing, but she’s vile and dangerous. And indiscriminate.

  74. Big Al says:

    You just say the word, boss, and me an’ Louie’ll take care’a things. Accidents happen all the time.

  75. Louie the Mole says:

    Sure thing, boss. No prob.

  76. Sinner says:

    First help the Judge find his wallet

  77. mojo says:

    Hey, Wang! It’s a parking lot! C’mon!

  78. Jeff G. says:

    Any word on her arraignment yet?

  79. Squid says:

    Arraignment pushed back to October 5. No idea why, but if I had to guess, I’d say they need to put up some crazy-proof shielding in teh courtroom.

  80. Rupe says:

    mojo – I think Obama just bought some property near the Great Wall — On the good side.

  81. Vincent says:

    In Eugene the anarchists are considered establishment.

    Not so much the case anymore. When I came here a little over a decade ago, the anarchist/Black Bloc types were still pretty strong. These days, though, Eugene is mostly just full of boring, self-congratulatory bourgeois progressive types who like to pat themselves on the back for voting for Obama and writing letters to the Eugene Weekly that alternate between sputtering outrage about the usual list of grievances and depressing attempts at sub-Jon Stewart mockery of “tea bagger racism” and all that sort of thing.

    Even campus activism is dead. It experienced a brief rennaissance in 2009-2010 when the self-proclaimed “Black Tea Party” (read: Black Bloc wannabes) went around trying to trample everyone’s First Amendment rights supposedly in order to “protect” the “safety” of the student body against a laughably harmless lunatic fringe group called the Pacifica Forum that dabbles in some pretty nauseating white power/Holocaust denial shit.

    They apparently would show up to disrupt Pacifica meetings by screaming and shouting and on at least one occasion launching stink bombs — the Pacifica goons might’ve been the ones with the swastikas, but the campus protesters were the ones acting like brownshirts.

    In any case, aside from that brouhaha, the most I’ve seen in terms of “direct action” or any of that sort of thing — at least since the 2003 anti-war protests — have been the usual run-of-the-mill “hey hey! ho ho! things we don’t like have got to go!” affairs or, even worse, planting flags on the lawn to symbolize the number of people affected by whatever cause the protesters are outraged about this week.

    In short, Eugene has come a long way from the “anarchists torching car dealerships” days. It’s more clear now than ever that the protest types around here are more interested in doing the bare minimum possible in order to feel self-righteous than they are in actually effecting any real social change. It’s all about them, you see, and how they position themselves vis-a-vis the rest of society. As long as they can comfortably consider themselves “radical” (and the bar is pretty low), they’re content.

    “Anarchists” they are most certainly not.