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Monkeys Typing

To:     "fuck Israel" Google searcher
From:   protein wisdom

... At least buy her a few drinks first -- maybe even tell her she looks pretty in blue and white. I mean, this ain't your sister you're trying to bang here.

Cheap anti-Zionist bastard.

Sincerely,

protein wisdom

5 Replies to “Monkeys Typing”

  1. Two things. 

    1) If you were a beautiful, rich woman without many diseases, ummm… you wouldn’t be you… and I forgot where this was headed.

    2) You have shown me how totally critical a scanned signature can be to the delivery of a proper ‘comedy memo.’ I am in your debt.

  2. Jeff G says:

    I’m like a tall Yoda!

  3. At least you fixed that annoying speech pattern.

  4. Jeff G says:

    Fixed it I did. Annoying it was.  The Germans I blame.

  5. Alan Kellogg says:

    Actually, you’re a European Jew with dyslexia.

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