“– and then da Rabbi says to da politician, ‘feh, you think if I could do that with my tongue I’d be wasting so much time in a synagogue…?’ Bada bing, schlegeggal!*

“…Oy, I hear crickets chirping… [tap tap] Is this ting on… Because, y’know, I got bills to pay…”

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*No idea. Just a sound my Uncle Irv makes when he wants more potato pancakes.

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