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Done.
Love you.
Are you still autographing them if we buy them from your site?
Indeed I am!
Plus, she’s a Christian.
So, like, you know.
So, like, you know.
What, that she has to forgive you?
I keed.
Oh, goody!
=^D
SN :)
Jeff: You know I’ve got Crusades to fund!
I’d better buy two, in case I don’t like the first one. Hang on til I get home…
This qualifies for NAFTA, don’t it!
Coming your way, Juliette.
Did and you too since it is about that time again.
Done. I did get it with the Kindle.
OK. Got one. Do me a favor and while you’re signing it can you dog-ear the dirty parts?
And if it comes with a dust jacket I’ll put it over all the shit books I’m going to be reading in the airports thanks to the fucking geniuses at O’Hare who’d rather strip-search me than flag a couple of assholes with dozens of cell phones duct-taped together in their luggage.
You know, in 1986 I was detained by the man for hours in the Cologne airport because I had two liters of beer wrapped in Reynolds wrap in my checked luggage. 19-fucking-86. Hours.
These fucking dildos should be stripped and hanged in the goddam ticket concourse and everyone with a boarding pass should get one free smack at them with an old wiffle ball bat before entering the security line. I wouldn’t mind waiting in line for that.
LMC – We should be allowed to give them papercuts. Or noogies.
I’d say duct tape their ass cheeks together, but they’d probably enjoy that.
Got one just now through her website. I’m pretty sure she’ll get a much greater chunk of the money that way.
That what I figured, too.
Yes, but she’s not my particular flavor of Christian, so I’m obliged to shun her and condemn her to hell.
Or something.