In the “Kerry Press Conference” version of this drinking game, Teddy Kennedy walks off with two cases of Chivas and a young campaign staffer, then shows up 12 hours later drunk, dripping wet, and missing his car.
Everyone else just plays Jenga™ and pretends not to notice.

OK, I admit that I might be behind the curve here, and I don’t watch a lot of TV, but will somebody please explain the “I’m Rick James, bitch” thing to me? I’ve obviously missed a major cultural landmark here, and I feel really stupid.
From “Chappelle’s Show” on Comedy Central. Charlie Murphy told a story about hanging out with Rick James. The story was dramatized, with Dave Chappelle playing Rick James, and Charlie Murphy (Eddie’s brother) playing himself.
Evidently, James liked to toot his own horn by reminding people who he was in just the way you ask about.
Here, jcr. Found this over at TacoFlavoredKisses.
Video.
I’m not too familiar with The Indigent Fellow, but I thought this post was pretty funny, especially the comments that follow:
http://www.thepoorman.net/archives/002443.html
Hey Jeff, how come your site won’t remember my personal info? Do you have any idea what a pain in the ass it is for me to type my own name? My “G” key is like completely stuck!
I dunno. It doesn’t remember mine, either. I’ll look into it, but I can’t make any promises: I’m a buffoon when it comes to that kinda stuff.
Re: Poorman. Yeah, he’s very good. Too bad he turned into a pouty little baby who doesn’t return my emails.
Is that why you drop the “oldstein”?
’Tis. You read my site. I’m really quite lazy.
What ever happened to the young campaign staffer? Or are we to make our own, er, assumptions?
I think she sleeps with the fishes.
Your cookies are broken. It’s probably the site URL setting under config/core setup in MT.