Pease porridge hot,
Pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in a pot,
To be distributed fairly,
with those whose ancestors
we determine were victims
of institutional discrimination
to receive what’s in the pot,
and those whose ancestors
were determined to be
the discriminators left
to scrub the pot and
refill it in perpetuity.
Because of the racism/
sexism/ homophobia/
xenophobia/jingoism/
chauvenism, et al.
hah do you remember this?
Damn. Can’t a brother get some bacon and eggs around here?
Wait until the corn harvest is nice and big. Really big. Big enough to feed everyone.
Then grind the corn into meal and divvy it up equally among everyone.
Most especially don’t let the filthy capitalists think that they ought to have themselves some seed corn to bury in the ground so as to take corn meal out of the mouths of babes.
to bob a knob
is a job
but as you leave
the slamming of the door echoes
painfully
fritos are corn
corn is fritos!
i don’t think the reset button isn’t working
link
Screw the hoarding ants.
Feed the profligate grasshoppers.
Aesop weeps.
how now
brown cow?
how now
brown cow flop?
C’mon now, let’s leave the First Lady out of this.
the rain falls mainly on the plains
in spain
or east france
But I don’t even like pease porridge. Can I just write a large check to the DNCC to get an exemption?
You’ll take what they give you and you’ll like it, LTC. They know what’s best for all of us.
I’m living some of this now, as my brother-in-law redistributed some of my wealth to himself. Mrs. Darth and I gave him checks for doing some yard work for us, and he changed the amounts on the checks. He’s into us for $1000 that I’ve found.
His victim class is “I got fired because I don’t want to work and thus I still don’t have a job but Mom and Dad let me live at home and take the truck and give me beer money.”
My oppressor class is “He’s got money and I want some.”
pease porridge is a dickens name
like nicholas nickleby
just sayin
or joan crawford
or bobby orr
or estados unitos
Well, Darth, you could always send him to prison. They have free meals there, too.
cranky, I’ve filed the fraud report with the bank and I have a police report. But because Mrs. Darth signed most of the checks, she has to file a written statement to press charges (from our side…the bank may decide to file charges on their own account). I can certainly understand that she’s having a difficult time coming to grips with sending her brother to jail. Hasn’t been a happy weekend in my house, let me tell you.
– One of these fine days when the Lefturd freeloaders go to the pot for more and it’s bare, then they’ll start bitching about all those lazy American taxpayers.
– I will enjoy their pain.
That is not a situation I would like to find myself in, Darth, that’s for sure.
– Must be a really miserable situation for you Darth.
– The thing you have to love about relatives who make their living at freeloading is, you’re always the bad guy for even bringing it up.
– Something like pointing out hf’s misplaced attacks on anything on the right.
That’s my new favorite poem.
the unmelting pot
To be distributed fairly,
with those whose ancestors
we determine were victims
of institutional discrimination
to receive what’s in the pot,
and those whose ancestors
were determined to be
the discriminators left
to scrub the pot and
refill it in perpetuity.
…and those that do the determining get the hambone.
You forgot misogyny … Pig!
pease porridge hotter
than a summertime grilling
carbon credits, please!
Porridge hot or not
“Just let me eat my waffle,
you god damn pottist!”
pease porridge in the pot
tastes like gruel
and no you can’t have some more, muthafucka.
Because of the Patriarchy!!
Pease makes to please, please
porridge lacks wintertime’s bite
but gulags rejoice
Once I owned a railroad
made it run on time
Now the railroads are all owned by the gov’ment
mister can you spare a dime
How about some porridge? Apple?
Pot calls kettle “inauthentic.”
#12: It will eat it’s pease porridge hot or it will get the hose and a lecture on social justice.
Kettle says pot is an Uncle Copper? Me confuzzled.
For twelve barren winters in the Garden of Boston did they wander aimlessly, then yea and verily:
9. Pease P. Orr, good old number nine days old.
Confuzzled commenter beats copper kettle drum, capiche?
i bump into things
or things bump into my path
i have a silly grin!
im wearing a helmet!
And the agreed list is supposed to be of Fleshy Bruins, not Dickens, buttons.
more? more porridge?
or les moore
or jumbo shrimp
Pots and kettles are locked into years of enmity, methinks. Kettles have always had traditional airs and look down their noses at pots. Pots think kettles are snobs and are tired of being confused with Cannibus. Identity politics writ small.
Can’t we all just get along? Here, a bowl!
thee agreed list?
my horse/ my horse/ my kindgom for a pony
Pots and kettles are
falling like the leaves of fall
buried under pease
(burp)
Food, glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Food
– Right about now the pots are wishing they had the use of the bird-of-prey cloaking device.
– For a certain fearless pot leader.
Visualize World Pease Porridge …
You could always press your own charges with a round-point shovel or an ax handle Darth.
It would be hard to send your own brother to jail, but it would be a bad deal if changing check amounts caused your checking account to be short of the amount needed for the children’s medicine.
That would bring you back to the round-point.
– It’s all a war between the have pot, and the have knots.
pease pease pease
let me get what i want
petty pease
pease pease pease
let me get what i want
petty pease
Fill out the appropriate Federal forms to get your appease porridge.
Oh, believe me, alppuccino, we’re already there. We’ve gotten the bullshit “I swear I’ll pay you back” statement from him. So I’m letting my bank make me whole, and they’re going after him for the amount. I’m assuming a lien and potential criminal charges will come from that.
But back on topic (such as it is):
Pease porridge hot
Pease porridge cold
Pease porridge in the pot
Will get your BMI where it should be, lardass. Barack will make you WORK, cracka.
pease pease me is a great beetls song
from meet the beetles
but i love misery also
fuck!
i love the whole albulm
i do!
We’re not trying to push porridge reform because we begrudge success that’s fairly earned. I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough porridge.
last night i said to my girl
oliver reed was
a prick
more porridge?
oliver twist?
hey/ my edacation is tops!
all i am saying
and tommy smothers
of the smothers brothers “fame”
will back me up
give peas a chance
booyah!
instant karma gonna getcha
bobby orr!
peeas ossifer’ my names kermit and im going to a muppet festival
im green!/ and
depennds on your definition of clean
but im that
pod people freak me
plod people are lazy
have a hitch/ in their step
pernod people/drink oh so cool water
and i want to beat them
Jesus was pretty adamant about what His gospel entailed:
First, he organized demonstrations against Roman Imperialism, sending one contingent to occupy Pontius Pilate’s foyer.
Then he sent a second contingent to Herod’s palace to demand single-payer healthcare and confiscatory taxes to be redistributed to the poor and needy.
Then in the sermon on the mount, he said,
Blessed are the oppressed, for they shall get what’s coming to them
Cursed are the oppressors, for they shall also get what’s coming to them
Blessed are the redistributers, for they are more equal than others
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst after social justice, for they shall be filled with rage
Blessed are the meek, for they shall be pawns in others’ quest for power
Blessed are those who speak truth to power, for they shall immanentize the Eschaton.
You can’t get any clearer than that.
10. Ringojohnpaulg Orrge, good old fab four.
– A small business owner (47 employee’s) was on Covuto today saying hia healthcare provider has already informed him they will not be renewing his companies healthcare package next year.
– He said he will probably just give his employee’s as much of a raise as he can afford so they can find their own coverage.
– Obamacare marches on.
– If that becomes the norm, and there’s not a reason in sight to believe it will not, everyone knows individual coverage is much much more expensive than group plans, so Bummblefuck will have almost doubled healthcare cost’s for everyone in the USA that actually pays for it.
– Redistrubution and your taxes in action!
Also, Darth, it’s not in your BIL’s best interest to not face the music. If he gets away with this, he may just escalate, and then the penalties will be worse.
I know it’s tough for your sister, but if she really cares about his well-being (not to mention his soul), she’ll do the tough-love thing now before it gets worse.
Pee dee buttons owns
The only Meet the Beatles
With those tunes in grooves.
The fools in the cities line up for their porridge, thinking they’re lucky because some other wretch has to keep their crockery clean and full.
Meanwhile, those of us with half a brain moved to the country, where we enjoy BBQ from our neighbor’s swine, cornbread from our other neighbor’s crop, and beer we brewed in the basement.
A gallon of beer will get you a lot, my friends.
I’ve never owned a Beatles cd.
It has been my experience that when someone starts ripping off family there is usually an addiction that needs addressing.
Just sayin’.
– Great Britain just announced they are abandoning their healthcare system and centralizing it.
– Bumbblefuck just appointed a helthcare czar to model our healthcare system after the Brits because in his wprds, “it’s so seductive”.
– Just one more example of total fail.
I don’t want to jinx it, but at long last we may have an answer to the question of how much incompetence the media wing of the Democrat party is willing to cover up.
They have got to be sitting there slack-jawed as the administration’s latest public relations, policy, and personnel disasters occur almost hourly.
I think we will soon start to see a lot more on-air breakdowns like this one…
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/07/26/nbcs_matthews_makes_freudian_slip_will_dems_run_away_from_president_ocarter.html
It has begun. They are going to get rid of Barry.
Mr. W beat me to it, but what the heck:
President O’Carter?
I just got a tingle!
*
By order of the Health Czar and with approval of the FDA the term “pease” is henceforth to refer to what has been known as “pea gravel”. Pease porridge is a healthful and more easily swallowed version of the ancient food item “Stone soup” which has been nourishing communities for hundreds of years. Please refer to the new pamphlet #a254-009 “Inorganic cooking is good for you” a companion to “Bark & Grass, umm umm good”.
It has begun.
Joe, you’re linking to a site that hat-tips this site. That’s even more inane than usual for you.
And then in comments links to the same link as Mr. W has in #74 making some kind of moebius strip of links.
everybodys got something to hide
i n their porridge!
im looking at you/ cutie!
baa baa baa
baa barbarann porrigdge
you betcha!
i dont want to spoil the party so ill go
Squid, are your panties riding again? The picture is still funny. Go with the message.
Here’s a Matt Labash bit to cheer you up.
Obama has failed
The worst President ever
Jimmy Carter smiles!
robert gordon orr
he had big thighs
and a devilish smile
hes not done yet
im thinking maybe a split congress
will
mmm
ya know
then i get real and think its all kabuki[sp)
and i drink
and beat off to my picture of george washington
and/ lincolns wife
i didnt say that
yoe said you’d never porridge
with the mystery tramp/but now urealize
hes not selling any alibis
as u stare into the vacuum of his porridge\and ask him
do u want the porridge/ hot/ cold?’ i got a microwave/ i like odd seetings
poorridge/ mm 137?
It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar.
Is any of this getting through to you?
– Now that it’s come to light that the Pakistani’s are working against us in Afghanistan, (Apparently the Bumbblefuck administration is the last to discover this), should we be giving them 500 million more of our tax dollars?
– Mobama must be hiding on vacation again for good reason.
we never heard anything at all at all at all about bumble’s Pakistani vacation when he was a budding young cocksucking marxist on holiday
India’s heard I’ll bet.
a goat clops one time and were like friends or something
but when he clip clops
and turns/ and runs
thats the end of our relationship
Perhaps wikileaks can wikileak the details on that trip. Must be classified somewhere by now.
in i put a digit in ur orificewill u call me friend?/ or bark?
tiny widdle pygmy goats surely have a function
Shut the 2 billion cash spigot to Egypt and the billion to the Pah-kee-stahn-ees (he really is a twit). They will both immediately kill every jihadi including those in their immediate family to turn it back on.
That, as they say, is a fact, Jack.
Coming to this fall’s new show line-up on NBC!
Set in 2011, a fumbling President Obama, having passed most of liberal agenda, but the near-depression economy, high unemployment and the resulting loss of American prestige globally all have pushed his approval ratings in the high single-digits. Desperate to retain the White House, Congressional Democrats demand Obama plot with his more popular Secretary of State to formulate a plan that will allow him to step aside and instead allow her to run for President in 2012 as a “centrist”, although she still secretly schemes to enact more of the same as-yet unpassed progressive, big-government, Constitution shredding agenda.
It’s “Leave It To The Beaver”, Tuesday’s at 10:00pm this fall on NBC!!!
Making the Egyptians and the Pakis dollar addicts doesn’t mean much if the Sate Dept. is too stupid to leverage the Jonesin’ when they need to.
And I can assure you that based on the State Department people I have known, the collective intellegence of Foggy Bottom couldn’t flush an automatic urinal.
“Carter Country” was an actual TV show.
Handle it, Roy. Handle it, handle it!
With my record on predicting what would happen if we were stupid enough to elect Obama, you’d think my ratings would have soared!
Life is so unfair. Somebody should pass a law that redistributes links and advertising revenue.
“Life is so unfair. Somebody should pass a law that redistributes links and advertising revenue.”
– We finally got rid of Billy Mays – you want to bring him back?
never lived where [railroads are] super-useful…
never owned a Beatles cd…
Say, are you sure you don’t live in Cuba?
well that track coming out of the port of la is kinda useful
Comment by Jeff G. on 7/26 @ 5:50 pm #
“Carter Country” was an actual TV show.
Handle it, Roy. Handle it, handle it!
With my record on predicting what would happen if we were stupid enough to elect Obama, you’d think my ratings would have soared!
Life is so unfair. Somebody should pass a law that redistributes links and advertising revenue.
Why, that sounds like a great idea!
– Someone mentioned hillery earlier.
– I would imagine she’s taking great glee in watching Bumbblefuck flounder and squirm.
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
That made it a racist
So it lost a lot of dough.
Considering our current administration, not for long.
im a picking
and your a grinning
[the] track coming out of the port of la
AKA: Route of the Chi-Com Invasion Containers, so maybe it’s just as well.
Clark off, Roy.
i want the deliverance banjo player t o play at my funeral
and i want blue popsicles for needy inner city kids
cuz i like children/
but i cant get them close to my van
BOO1/ just a joke!
the wonder of childrens eyes
when i close the trunk on them..
boo hiss
my mom told me when ice cream truck played music
it meant they were outta stuff
she gave me a pebble/ but never her tit
tommy herr!
Gentlemen, we will meet them and defeat them at Raton Pass.
I know some secrets.
There once was a woman named Shirley,
Who’s firing was done prematurely.
The progs, in a box,
tried to blame Fox,
when that failed, they became surly.
I eat my peas with honey
I have done it all my life
It doesn’t really taste that good
But it sticks them to my knife.
That’s a pret’ good limerick pvrwc, though I’d throw an “it on” in there for better measure. Too, they’re always surly, so becoming doesn’t become them.
Four bucks for your unique pressing of Meat the Fabfours.
Nozonos else will covet it.
Seriously.
willWood.
haiku 5 7 5?
shirley she did jest
yes! her breasts were surely blessed
pointy with style
john onions wife was a nazi
pauls died or was a cripple
george was like layla
ringo married a bond girl
cant buy me love
pol pot/ its a holiday in cambodia
or would u prefer this lil ditty?
row row row ur thing
north
can u pitch?
Sousa four bucks a deal, then?
It’s the way JPS himself would’ve wanted it.
haiku 5 7 5?
Sorry nope.
Too establishment.
u got a bobby orr penguin!
Are you referring to my good old number fab four chubby?
If so, you are in error.
Still, $4?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc56moy0poA
Jingoism…sometimes, that’s not a vice at all.
i admit/ i am the sixth beatle but im bold and gruff
im bald and gruff
this bed is too soft/ and this bed is too hard and this bed is juust right/ grandma/
why are you touching me?
There were originally 2, The Quarrymen, John and Paul, no not that Paul, another homey, although that Paul met John at almost the same time.
By the time it was over there may have been 22 or more. I gave up counting after the 7th or 8th iteration.
Nobody in the final group wanted Ringo. Epstein didn’t like Pete Best.
Timing is everything in life.
robert gordon orr/ yikes!
the rutles rule
when ray davies was ask what he thought about bruce springsteen he said
i dont drive
the english are clever
booby orr
looks like you’re still a douche, jeffy. I check in after 3 years, and you still sing the same tune – the only thing that has changed is that you are just MORE of a prick.
Well, okay then. See you in another three years, asshole.
Three years seems like a long time, but when you are as big an asshat as proctocula, it is more like a moment.
Take your time, next time, asshat. The world will thank you.
…the only thing that has changed is that you are just MORE of a prick.
It just kills you that he continues to be right, doesn’t it? Three years ago, I didn’t believe half the shit Jeff predicted. Now I’m reading it in the paper every morning.
But hey — now at least your Prozac will be “free.” So why so grumpy?
porkedbyacuda stops in for what? To wish itself were dead instead of having to face the reality that is America’s disintegration due to the policies of it’s beloved Social Democrats ?
S’long, and hope you enjoy your bright, shiny future under your new overlords.
three years ago i had a sippycup
now i quaff
Nope, you quim.
Careful people, Beatle errors on this page remain unaddressed.
And in the spirit of fleshy bruin drum circles, pee dee.
11. Lou Bega, good old Mambo Numborr Five.