“Former Baywatch star and Playboy model Traci Bingham stopped traffic in Berlin by wearing a lettuce bikini to promote vegetarianism,” Reuters reports.
“Bingham, who played the life-guard Jordan in the hit U.S. television series, spent more than half an hour Thursday posing for the cameras wiggling between a famous steak restaurant and Berlin’s Kurfuerstendamm shopping street.”
The protest was organized by the animal rights group PETA. Bingham’s bikini of fake lettuce leaves carried a sign reading ‘Go Vegetarian!’
‘I love to wear lettuce because I don’t like to wear fur,’ said 34-year-old Bingham.
…Me, I love to wear cotton denim and Gortex because I don’t wear fur, but then you know what? Screw it! Logic’s got nothing to do with this. Salad panties, you say? I’ll fetch the croutons…!
I saw her in playboy. She is not completely against all fur.
“Fake” lettuce leaves? Was that done so that no real lettuce would be harmed in the making of the production?
*whew!* I can sleep more easily tonight.
Okay, so she wears lettuce and doesn’t wear fur… I guess that means she isn’t eating the lettuce so she eats…
Egad! Call the tabloids!
Maybe we can channel her activism towards protecting the last remaining naugas, which have been hunted nearly to extinction by Barcalounger and La-Z-Boy.
Fuck all that noise! Where are the links to all those puctures?!