FOXNews reports that a school of sharks has been spotted unusually close to the Southern California coastline.
I blame the Leftists.
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What can I say? You got us. I’ll call Brian Linse and we’ll cancell “Operation Psycho Shark Rampage.”
And we would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling FOX reporters!
I saw pictures of some of them cold-blooded, man-eatin’ mofos. A couple of ‘em looked just like Susan Sontag around the eyes.
Where’s Ira Levin, I wonder….
Hehe. Who was that last year (during the media creation- “The YEAR of the SHARK,” that actually went so far as to blame Clinton environmental policies for the appearance of the sharks.
That was damned funny.
We’re here, we’re sharks, get used to it.
In a related story, Jets have been spotted in Manhattan. I blame Steven Sondheim.
I want to make a Crack the Sky joke here, but no one would have the slightest idea what I’m talking about…
Um, it should be noted that I was skinning a grizzly bear with my teeth when I made that 50’s Hollywood musical reference. I often make reference to Busby Berkeley productions hen engaged in rampantly hetrosexual behavior – such as drinking whiskey with pirates, betting on games of Russian roulette in seedy Ho Chi Mihn City warehouses, and, my personal favorite, having sex with women – but I decided to mix it up this time with some of the old Leo Bernstein/Natalie Wood action. It’s a sign of my deep and profound security in my masculinity. As is this disclaimer.
Can we eat them?
-Ted Nugent
Should I admit here that I have an album by Seventies flash-in-the-pan group Crack the Sky? Nah. Best keep that to myself.
Surf City, here come the sharks…! She’s a Dancer!
Good, good stuff….
It just popped up recently at both Travelling Shoes and the Brothers Judd that John Milius (Red Dawn, Conan) wrote the “Indianapolis” speech for Jaws.