Are OB-GYNs cloaking their own preference for C-sections in the rhetoric of women’s choice? — or are today’s women simply too posh to push?

US News & World Report’s Susan Brink examines the sharp spike in Cesarean sections and asks, “Progress? Or convenience…?”

… For the record, either’s fine with me. Because to be honest with you, I don’t know how women do it at all. I mean, the responsibility involved with carrying around another human life…? Christ, it’s all I can do to keep my tapeworm Freddy happy.

He likes summer sausage wedges. With honey mustard. On a Ritz.