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Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the new day in America, where social justice is ascendent, and the tyranny of the white racist patriarchy lays moribund on the ash heap of history

“So, wait. Does this mean that Screech kid has to share his Smack with me by law? Because I’m pretty tired of having to cut his lawn or style his hair just for a little fucking taste, I can tell you that much, brother.”*






0 Replies to “Former teen idol Leif Garrett comments on the new day in America, where social justice is ascendent, and the tyranny of the white racist patriarchy lays moribund on the ash heap of history”

  1. Joe says:

    I’m pretty tired of having to cut his lawn or style his hair just for a little fucking taste…

    I am sure you are Leif, I am sure you are.

  2. DarthRove says:

    Hey, Leif, at least he’s stopped wanting you to Hoover him.

  3. McGehee says:

    He’d best not try that “share with me by law” crap with Bonaduce.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose…

  5. sdferr says:

    I hear radiomen intone “passed this historic bill” with no more comprehension of their term historic than “hey, this is really great shit man, pass me another bowl.” What wonder we’ve got here?

  6. Squid says:

    Freedom…

    Is there any word the Proggs won’t defile?

  7. DarthRove says:

    I’m trying to get some ideas for the New Black Market we’re going to enter. If you dislocated your elbow, and you went to see Old Doc Potter to get it put back in, what’s a reasonable barter for that service?

    1) side of beef
    2) bushel of potatoes
    3) clear the brush from that half-acre
    4) five boxes of ammo
    5) other

  8. Jeff G. says:

    You ain’t kidding, Darth. I’m tempted to get some paramedic training just so I can operate a cash-only business for the neighborhood.

  9. […] Wisdom, meanwhile, with a shoutout to Paul Ryan. And a smackdown, so to speak, on Leif Garrett […]

  10. cranky-d says:

    I imagine a lot of doctors will go into a cash-only business while they can, before the government forces them all to take the government-approved insurance (unless that bill contains that provision already, it may, who knows?).

  11. t says:

    What goes around comes around. This is payback for twice electing an incompetent chimp for president. Hey party of morons… Bachmann, McConnel, Inhoffe, Boehner: this is change we can believe in… so, let’s start by requiring all elderly Republicans to immediately report to the death panels… starting with Darleen. First she can suck my balls – the expert teabagger that she is.

  12. Rougman says:

    Wow, there’s a guy who brings some serious intellect to the table.

  13. Jeff G. says:

    It’s worse. He’s pasted the same comment into a number of threads.

    His tiny brain can only hold so much information at once.

  14. Mark A. Flacy says:

    This is payback for twice electing an incompetent chimp for president.

    Carter and Obama?

  15. JTF says:

    Jeff G. will now be required to buy insurance like a responsible adult. Then, he gets to face the death panel when they diagnose his terminal mental illness.

  16. Jeff G. says:

    Lash out, widdle astrobeefcake. It’s okay. We know you needs the white hot spotlight, else you’ll shrivel and die.

  17. Jeff G. says:

    Did Dan take away your binky, thor?

  18. Benedick says:

    Even when they get what they want. Still so angry.

  19. dicentra says:

    Thor again?

    You know thor sweetheart? They have treatment for OCDs now. Your compulsive trolling is in the new DSM as “Douchebag Personality Disorder.”

    Google it!

  20. t says:

    Dicentra, you must be bitter about being in a Mormon polygamist cult, but hey, thanx to Obama, you and all of your ‘sisters’ may be able to finally get treated for that VD your communal husband brought home. See what you get with too much teabagging? Sorry, I won’t permit you to suck my balls, you can’t always get what you want.

  21. Jeff G. says:

    You have balls?

    Yeah, right.

  22. guinsPen says:

    5) Other

    Half an oz of primo… erm, hemp.

  23. Squid says:

    I’m so happy that I have thor and RD and their buddies deciding what kinds of medical treatment I’m eligible for. They are so selfless and fair-minded that I’m sure they’d never sacrifice my well being for the sake of their cronies and fellow travelers.

  24. agile_dog says:

    They are so selfless and fair-minded that I’m sure they’d never sacrifice my well being me

    FTFY

  25. LTC John says:

    thor is still reveling in the weath he garnered in that GM stock….oops. Jeff, just clear his rubbish off the site, you have it spot on – without attention, he’ll wither.