Most awkward,
however, was when
Willy said to young
Charlie Bucket, “No,
that is not an
Everlasting Gobstopper
in my pocket,
and yes, I am
so very happy
to
see
you.”
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I was going to write about the SCOTUS ruling against McCain Feingold, but that’s been covered. So instead, this.
UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!
Willie Wonka and the Sex Offenders Database?
I’ll bet it would stop Charlie’s gob all right — but no, it wouldn’t be everlasting, would it.
That Willy always seemed a little off to me.
Johnny Dep’s bizarre Michael Jackson interpretation of old Willy has wrecked things forever.
TWICE AS FAR WITH A CANDY BAR!
You still haven’t covered this or this or this or this, and the day is still young.
DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
That McCain Feingold was a hell of a wideout. Pity about the knee…and the car theft thing…and the whole Laetrile thing…and the book his wife wrote.
No fair. Sludgeworth saw him first.
so who’s holding the Everlasting Gobstopper™ mccain or feingold
the
words
would
go
up
if you were really happy to see me.
“I come from a long line of Wonkas,” Willy
ejac… blurted.So Wonka is in the boxing equipment business too? Candyass makes better sense now.
dicentra, to be fair, Jeffs poem could conceivably (to the average man anyway) be interpretively expanded enough to cover your second “this”.
IYKWIMAITYD
They don’t call him e.e. cummings for nothing…
What, it’s the jots and tittles Noah?
I knew it! You’re in the pocket of the BIG GOBSTOPPER lobby!
That could be the new word to fling at ones enemies now that RACIST!!! has turned into such a yawner…
PEDERAST!!!! Then you simply leave since your opponent, being a victim of a liberal education, will probably have to go look it up.
from ace
err… dicentra?
Not everyone here has a subscription the hughuniverse…
Can you give us the Cliff notes?
Right, but the guy that paves the way for the anti-Christ will be a monumental f**k-up of mythical proportions, which Obama is proving to be.
Obama is John to the anti-Christ’s Jesus.
So he’s not pissing down my back — he’s baptizing me!
No. He is pissing on you.
But being a Light-Worker, his pee smells like lilacs, and has a cleansing effect.
Obama: I will continue to fight for you by trying to pass a bill you despise
“Light-Worker”…man that sort of nonsense feels like it happened a million years ago. I wonder if the guy that wrote that feels like as much of an idiot right now as he should.
Newrouter: Since we all know that stupid is as stupid does, it now appears that obama is fairly stupid.
Language matters:
“White House Says Bears Part of Blame For Senate Loss”
Polar bears? Wall Street bears? Chicago bears? Andrew Sullivan bears? Or a combination of all of them?
Schrum from the grave, newrouter, arisen.
i say polar bears as the white house hit an iceberg the other day
But when the band plays “Nearer My God to Thee” the Secret Service takes ’em down.
Oompa Loompa’s are inherently evil.
But….
What would McCain do?
my friends we need comprehensive immigration reform
Any reform should include immediate incarceration, or even incineration of Oompa Loompas. That is all.
I vote for incineration. They’re like clowns but small enough to hide in the really surprising places.
my friends we need to limit greenhouse gases
I say Gummy Bears.
Because, as everyone knows, they are a tool of the Jewish dentist cabal.
elections have consequences dept.
link
man of the year probs
link
Darleen:
Oops! I was trying to link to the original source, but I didn’t figure out how until just now.
http://videos.mediaite.com/embed/player/container/1055/859/?content=1MGQZ708NWJQR088&widget_type_cid=svp
Thanks for that, dicentra. Maybe my embedding that will cost ’em a few more cents~!
di
BWHAHAHA! That was priceless.
Conan gets $33 million as walk away money – not shabby, but as I said before, why isn’t Obama pounding the podium for a law to take that away from Conan? It’s not like he is successful on his own. The People made him successful and he shouldn’t be getting such a business-as-usual obscene windfall bonus.
right?
What in the blue hell!?
Are cats, dogs, Oompa Loompas…living together?
He went wheels off on Howard Dean the other night too.
What is this?
Madness, Sparta, or please, please watch me?
Either way, I think Scott Brown has caused Chrissy some sleepless nights, a re-think on Obama fluffing, and a much to late credibility gut check (wha’d you expect from a guy who was so desperate for Tim Russert’s seat he was pitching himself to execs at Russert’s funeral?)
Dunno if I like you yet, but thanks Scott Brown.
As for Chrissy?
Merlin: “Mav, that Mig really screwed him up.”
Maverick: “Just stay on my wing Cougar, I’ll take you all the way in.”
I think Chris Matthews is about to change tune or turn in his wings.
For some reason this transported me back to when I had to explicate that poem about the ball turret gunner. Whoa.
OT, but interesting: Formerly influential, formerly conservative (well, hawkish at any rate), formerly big readership blogger gets a write-up by the New York feakin’ Times. Is about how he’s “seen the light” and joined the Obama personality cult? Oh, not quite…
“Print E-Mail RSS Share Yahoo! BuzzPolitics and PowerE-Mail Print RSS Share Yahoo! “BuzzMedia Ex-Conservative Charles Johnson’s Next Crusade
by Barrett BrownJanuary 22, 2010, 1:11 PM
Blogger Charles Johnson’s decision to leave the conservative movement has created an epic online ruckus”
Epic eh Barrett? Yawn, Is Charles Johnson still alive? Can an athiest start a crusade? So many questions so little interest.
CAUSE IT’S GYM TIME!
Later Haters;)
Hmm. I support a couple of ball turret programs.
Rimshot, in advance.
Danger – Barrett Brown is a douchenozzle. That is all. That he is doing something with the likes of Charles Johnson is not the least bit surprising, as douchenozzles tend to have an overwhelming attraction to other douchenozzles.
Johnson has left the conservative movement? Yea, that there is a loaded statement. Johnsons was as entrenched in the “conservative movement” as Chrisopher Hitchens.
They were both merely visitors, Barrett.
I think I hurt myself, yawning.
ost were attacking me. That was when I realized I wasn’t really on the same page as a lot of these people…. My opposition to Islamic fundamentalism comes from a classical liberal standpoint, a secularist standpoint, whereas to many of these people, it’s about religious war [between Islam and Christianity].”
BUZZ, wrong Charles.
Oh, goodie. Barrett and Charles are starting up their own little bloggy niche.
Can’t wait.
Will they name it “The World According to Barrett and Charles” ? ’cause that would be really cool. And prolly accurate.
I could have fun with the is for a while, but Costco and it’s big tubs of Mayo is calling.
Oh, who in the Midwest can resist institution-sized buckets of mayonnaise?
McGehee lurvs the mayo. Lurvs it, I tell you.
Oh, who in the Midwest can resist institution-sized buckets of mayonnaise?
If Mencken had said that it would be considered timeless commentary on the American common man.
Probably is.
I know where you live, and am not bothered by collateral damage.
I knew you would appreciate that one, McG. Mayo is only slightly less evil than Oompa Loompas and demonic midget clowns.
“Less” evil?
“Barrett Brown is a douchenozzle. That is all. That he is doing something with the likes of Charles Johnson is not the least bit surprising, as douchenozzles tend to have an overwhelming attraction to other douchenozzles.”
I suppose that would suggest that douchenozzles must be bipolar. Is there a DR. in the house? For the love of god and everything sacred can we get some Lithium for CJ and BB, STAT?
It’s all good by Patterico Danger, at least so long as Godlstein is getting smeared.
sdferr,
I read the comments early today and noted that Happyfeet was standing up for Jeff.
I’ll have to do another reconn trip to get an update. brb
sdferr,
The jabs at JeffG were fairly mild over at Patterico’s thread . But I expect we will be blessed by another visit from BB pimping his new endevour soon.
I read his thread but only posted the header because he is not link-worthy.
If Brown-nose is going to be popping in, I’d better find an old thread he commented in and renew his ‘Hammering.
…and done.
I like cheese.