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Mega Ditd’ohs [Dan Collins]

Democratic Underground concludes that lunatic von Brunn is not a Freeper after all, but that he should have been, in a truly reality-based world.

Typical of much of the reaction is this nugget of wisdom:

If one were to compare his written works by style and content, one could surmise he were a member of that foul bunch of wretches ….

I have no problem with DUers saying he is a Freeper, because the truth is rarely discussed here anyways …

He is a Freeper to me …

But he’s always a Freeper to me! Well, you know stylistics: who could possibly take a rigorous stylistic analysis seriously, after all?

59 Replies to “Mega Ditd’ohs [Dan Collins]”

  1. B Moe says:

    To paraphrase the much missed witheld: “He could of been a freeper!”

  2. Carin says:

    I believe the term is false, but accurate.

  3. BumperStickerist says:

    Well, in other news Jeff got an Yglesias Award from Andrew Sullivan for his vivisection of Letterman’s “joke” about a non-signified Palin kid.

    So, things are looking up for Jeff in the non-PJM controlled parts of teh blogosphere.

    And, Dan, you’re doing yeoman’s work here.

  4. geoffb says:

    They had to have a whole discussion to figure out that? Noober-Goobers.

  5. geoffb says:

    “I believe the term is false, but accurate. “

    Works well when sauteed with a little bit of the “We Won” oil. The Pravda omlette, many eggs broken.

  6. Hi, I'm thor says:

    He was NAACP, ACORN and UNCF, Rush said so.

  7. Joe says:

    Strangely enough, James Von Brunn and Jerimah Wright probably would get along just fine.

    I am not sure who he hated more, Obama or Bush…

    and the same goes for Von Brunn.

  8. Pablo says:

    Get davemartin77 on this, stat!

  9. JD says:

    Paging davefucktardmartin …
    Paging davefucktardmartin …

  10. The Monster says:

    This logic is precisely the same as Joy(less) Behar’s wild speculation about a GOP plot to cause Sen. Johnson’s stroke.

    Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to him?
    . . .
    I know what this–that party is capable of.

    They need no proof to believe The Other capable of evil. In fact, “proof” is just one of those things the Dead White Patriarchy uses to keep people down. Remember how the Reichwingers demanded “proof” of the Duke Lacrosse “rape”? Who needs “proof” when a person’s group assignment determines their guilt or innocence?

  11. I have no problem with DUers saying he is a Freeper, because the truth is rarely discussed here anyways

    Well who can argue with that little nugget of fact? The truth is rarely discussed on Democratic Underground

  12. SarahW says:

    Via Allapundit: Amir Taheri says Khamenei’s election message sounds like it was written by Ahmadinejad

  13. SarahW says:

    Link related to #12 here.

  14. Hi, I'm thor says:

    “Dan Rather lost his job over fraudulent documents, because common people like you & me reached out and ripped CBS to pieces. They couldn’t stand the loss of sponsors OR viewers!

    The same Media went to great lengths to scandalize & destroy Sarah Palin. She maintains a 91% approval rating among voters from all parties, thanks to the Internet and investigative journalists who don’t work for the mainstream media.” James von Brunn

    Was von Brunn a total nut, yes.

    But why was he parroting the same the-MSM-is-evil and Sarah-Palin-farts-rose-petals lines as many of you people?

    Everyday ya wind up – reeeeeeer, reeeeeer, reeeeeer – and then the Ex-Lax kicks in and ya start unloading bellyfuls of pure bullshit-soaked petty OUTRAGE! What loony nutter wouldn’t want to get in on that action?
    Because it’s just neurotic enough to attract James von Brunn-types.

  15. roht m'I ,iH says:

    .em taE

  16. Rick Ballard says:

    Dan,

    Do you think the domestic terrorist, Bill Ayers, attended Hate Whitey United a few times with the Dunham/Obamas to get the full racist flavor of Jeremiah Wrights jibber jabber prior to ghosting Dreams From My Alleged Sperm Donor? I figure he probably did. Ayers and Dunham/Obama were at Columbia within a few years of each other so Ayers had no problem with inserting that setting into the Dunham/Obama autofantography.

  17. Hi, I'm thor says:

    First of all, that’s not that funny.
    Unless you’re dyslexic.
    Course, you could try again.
    Keep trying to raise the bar on that humor thing of yours.

    You’re on the spot now, boy-o.
    Only you can out-funny yourself.
    Unless you do acrostics.

  18. roht m'I ,iH says:

    .em etiB

  19. B Moe says:

    But why was he parroting the same … Sarah-Palin-farts-rose-petals lines as many of you people?

    You got a cite for that?

  20. Abe Froman says:

    You got a cite for that?

    What’s the point of even calling the mutant on it? Even if it is a “direct quote” it doesn’t bolster his argument. People on the far left make identical arguments only their ideological depth perception is so loopy that they think the media is right wing.

  21. Thor's Ass says:

    You got a cite for that?

    He got it from me. Happy now?

  22. Hi, I'm thor says:

    I can see raging Sarah Palinites storming an Ivy League campus waving a baby atop cross bones pirate flag.

    That four-eyed Momma Bear and her tribe are stone age psychotics.

    It’s gonna get weird.

  23. roht m'I ,iH says:

    .enil tse’c tawte’L

  24. B Moe says:

    It’s gonna get weird?

  25. geoffb says:

    “Dan Rather lost his job over fraudulent documents, because common people like you & me reached out and ripped CBS to pieces. They couldn’t stand the loss of sponsors OR viewers!

    The same Media went to great lengths to scandalize & destroy Sarah Palin. She maintains a 91% approval rating among voters from all parties, thanks to the Internet and investigative journalists who don’t work for the mainstream media.” James von Brunn

    That’s an interesting little tid bit. Seems it was posted on December 2, 2008 at the DN.no Norwegian site that seems to be a favorite for a James W. von Brunn to post at even though it is a Norwegian language site.

    Of course the same thing was posted to the Ugnet site 3 days earlier (November 30th 2008) by a “Mulindwa Edward” of the ” The Mulindwas Communication Group
    “With Yoweri Museveni, Uganda is in anarchy”
    Groupe de communication Mulindwas
    “avec Yoweri Museveni, l’Ouganda est dans l’anarchie”
    with a date on the written post of November 27th 2008.

    Then there is the post at the “fourwinds10”site by a “oldickeastman@q.com”

    So what we have here is a piece of email spam that got posted by everyone in the “Obama-birther” community right after the election. It doesn’t prove anything about von Brunn except that he liked posting to a Norwegian language site and he was an “Obama-birther”. Big whoop.

  26. geoffb says:

    The fourwinds10 one was November 27th 2008, 5 days before the von Brunn one.

  27. ian cormac says:

    He was a Nazi, holocaust and 9/11 denialist, convicted for kidnapping
    members of the Federal Reserve, who does that sound like. There does seem to be a commonality with the other excon Freemen
    bombmaker Roeder, and the excon Salafi convert Hakim Muhajir Mohammed (aka Carlos Bledsoe)

  28. B Moe says:

    Sounds like a raving, misanthropic misfit who was mostly just spitting mad at the whole world.

    Like thor, in other words.

  29. Hi, I'm thor says:

    I don’t hate Jews and Negros, BMoe, and I don’t deny reality when someone who does commits a murderous crime.

    It is what it is. Raging right-wingers attract this exact type of nutter. Why deny it.

  30. Spiny Norman says:

    How old are you thorboi? Christ, your comments are getting more juvenile by the day.

  31. Hi, I'm thor says:

    Old enough to get Sarah Palin’s oldest daughter pregnant during the seventh-inning stretch at a Bombers’ game.

  32. B Moe says:

    I don’t hate Jews or Blacks either, thor. I also don’t deny the holocaust or think 9/11 was an inside job, so where the fuck do you get off trying to tie these fucking lunatics to me? There are just as many if not more of these shit bags on the left than the right. A whole lot more of those Stormfront fuckers live on welfare in trailers in the mountains and vote Democrat than people admit.

  33. Hi, I'm thor says:

    But those others didn’t charge into a museum and commit murder the other day, now did they.

    Focus.

  34. B Moe says:

    Focus.

    LOL!

  35. Dash Rendar says:

    Hey man we’re on Bakry’s wonderful 4 year romp and what with just starting; this should be good. Six months in the left will have completely imploded, curiously timed with the inevitable demise of single payer healthcare.

  36. geoffb says:

    From a posting at Hanlon’s Razor on August 15th 2008 is a comment that says the whole “The American People Demand to Know: WHO SENT YOU???” was written by a Dick Eastman at a site called http://www.thetruthportal.com/ which comes up a blank page.

    But Dick Eastman is still posting items like this one. I know what happened to the Air France Flight 447. Truther and Birther all in one package, convenient, one stop craziness.

  37. Hi, I'm thor says:

    A lot of these Iranian kids fighting for their lives and for change in the streets of Tehran are inspired by Obama.

    You’re a decent enough guy, BMoe, but you’re on the wrong side of the future. I’m sorry.

    He is the foschizzle, maybe a little too symbolically so, but he is a catalyst. There’s always time for you to join the good fight. Grab some bottles, petrol and rags (Woolfe) and enjoy the bonfire. The establishment is coming down. Truth to Power! Burn, baby, burn!

  38. Pablo says:

    A lot of these Iranian kids fighting for their lives and for change in the streets of Tehran are inspired by Obama.

    Where’d you get that idea, thor? Whatever ones there are will soon be uninspired as they become resigned to his indifference to their fate. When is he having tea with Ahmadinejad, anyway?

  39. Hi, I'm thor says:

    Oh gee, I dunno, Pablo, some call it the TV, others the dumb box.

    The man is too big. The man is too strong. The man is Obama!

    Spin your wittle reversed narratives, up is down, black is white, Jew-hating right-wingers are Democrats, Nazis loved Stalin, Obama is a Republican, etc…

    Obama is going to inspire a lot of change in this world. Be gone with the lie-filled bullshit, good riddance.

  40. B Moe says:

    He is the foschizzle, maybe a little too symbolically so, but he is a catalyst.

    He is a fucking idiot, thor. He is the clueless moron you dumbfucks have been imagining Bush to be. He is a catalyst for disaster that is going to save Carter from being known as the worst fucking President in history. He is the spineless worm that is almost certainly going to hang those Iranian kids out to dry.

    The establishment is coming down. Truth to Power! Burn, baby, burn!

    Jesus Christ you are such a fool.

  41. Pablo says:

    Thing is, B Moe, thor believes in Superman.

  42. Hi, I'm thor says:

    First thing Obama should do is go down to your country, Colombia, and get violent with that assassin thug Uribe. Give Uribe a choice, hand back the Congressional Medal Bush hung around his neck or die wearing it. Enough of the death squads, mass killers and murdering goons who twinky dance and pretend they’re America’s good little allies.

    Time for a revolution, alright. Oscar Romero time! Give God’s children their land!

  43. Pablo says:

    You’ve got more Columbian in you than I do, thor, what with me not having any. But you know who inspired tremendous change? Let Friedman walk you through it.

  44. Hi, I'm thor says:

    Nah, I just love me a revolution.

    You’re in denial of your Colombianess, that’s all. You take some sticks of dynamite and use your peasant’s shawl like a sling, swing it around, whirl-whirl-whirl, get some torque going, and then let that nail bomb fly, cholo.

    With the right training, you can be a commandante, have a platoon of jungle fighters under your command, have young hard-bodied revolutionary peasant girls bathing you in a stream.

    Up to you, Pablo.

  45. Pablo says:

    You’d make a great Castro, thor. If you weren’t useless.

  46. Hi, I'm thor says:

    You’d make a good nightstick wielding Ahmadinejad thug.

    Freedom for the people is what you fear.

  47. roht m'I ,iH says:

    galf etarip senob ssorc

    .sruoy, elkciS dna remmaH

    ?aD

  48. Hugo Chavez says:

    First thing Obama should do is go down to your country, Colombia, and get violent with that assassin thug Uribe.

    I got shotgun.

  49. Hi, I'm thor says:

    Of course, I eat out of the litter box and pound nails into my forehead for amusement, so keep that in mind when engaging me in debate.

  50. LTC John says:

    “A lot of these Iranian kids fighting for their lives and for change in the streets of Tehran are inspired by Obama.”

    Rather they are fighting against the regime that the President has done as much to legitimise as he can. He has unclenched his fist to reach out for a handshake. The mullacracy has extended a middle finger to him and a fist to its own people.

    The best one can say is that Mr. Obama has not given false encouragement, ala 1956 Hungary. The worst you can say (and unfortunately what appears to be) is that he has done nothing, will do nothing and is passively watching this – making the mistake of Mr. Bush in the 1990-1991 time frame, having already had the example hung in front of him to see.

    Jesus wept.

  51. roht m'I ,iH says:

    !amabO si nam ehT

    .em wolb ,hO

  52. royf says:

    Yeah that’s it Obama inspired these demonstrations. I’m sure this has nothing to do with a emerging democratic republic right next door in Iraq.

    Nothing to see here just more DNC/SRM journalist talking points. Nothing is what Obama will say or do as the mullahs imprison the Iranian people. You know without pre-conditions.

  53. urthshu says:

    >>A lot of these Iranian kids fighting for their lives and for change in the streets of Tehran are inspired by Obama

    I’d prefer to hear it from them. Its possible they were ‘inspired’ – I’ll keep an open mind about that – but inspiration by itself wouldn’t have accomplished this present impasse without emerging and relatively freer democracies next door or the support, clandestine or otherwise, from the West IMHO

    Of course, the predations of the mullahs and demographic/economic imbalance certainly tips the scales as well.

  54. Pablo says:

    Yeah that’s it Obama inspired these demonstrations. I’m sure this has nothing to do with a emerging democratic republic right next door in Iraq.

    Ah, yes. The Iraqis! The ones Obama was perfectly willing to hang out to dry, and abandon to the tender mercies of al-Qaeda and/or the very same Iranian regime these Iranian students are trying to change from.

    If Obama had gotten his way, Saddam would still be brutalizing Iraq. Perhaps he is inspiring young Iranians to take matters into their own hands, knowing that Obama is as useless to them and their aspirations as tits on a boar hog.

  55. Abe Froman says:

    Perhaps he is inspiring young Iranians to take matters into their own hands, knowing that Obama is as useless to them and their aspirations as tits on a boar hog.

    That’s about it. But I refuse to believe that even thor is delusional enough to think otherwise, so the fact that he gets his rocks off by winding people up is reason #56560870988798 why people should simply mock and abuse him or ignore him altogether.

  56. Bob Reed says:

    I have no problem with DUers saying he is a Freeper, because the truth is rarely discussed here anyways …

    Yeah, when you’re tryin’ to gin up some Outrage!, and look for a reason to dust off the paper mache heads, why get a little truth get in the way of a good thing…

    That’s a guiding paradigm for most of the left anyway; that and hypocrisy…

    That’s how Al Gore could have the gall to name that movie of his ,”An Inconvenient Truth”, when it should have been called, “Just another Democrat connivance”…

    But this is a watershed event folks. The left has moved from the old Stalinist tradition of rewriting the past to suit the present to simply pretending it’s the way they wish it to be in real time; a fascinating corrolary to the technique of Sorelian lying…

    I mean, these folks are hallucinating without taking drugs now!

  57. geoffb says:

    “knowing that Obama is as useless to them and their aspirations as tits on a boar hog.”

    Be nice if he was simply useless here, instead of actively hostile. He and his Party has declared war on the US and Western civilization in general. A cold one at this time. The Democrats (Thugs ‘r Us™) loves them some thugs.

  58. Techie says:

    Fake, but accurate?

  59. Rusty says:

    According to CNN the Iranian youth in the streets would like some encouragement from our current resident. I don’t think they will get it in time.

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