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“Potential Justice’s Appeal May Be Too Bipartisan”

Or, to put it more straightforwardly, some on the left worry that Elena Kagan just may not sit left enough for their liking.

— Which is odd when one remembers what the role of jurists should be. Or when one looks to Ms Kagan’s record on many key issues that mark her as decidedly philosophically left leaning.

But then, it is of great benefit to the left not only to forget such things as the intended role of the judiciary but to actively reformulate the role of jurists altogether as “pragmatic” empaths who will, when there is a pressing need to do so — like, for instance, when their idea of “social justice” dictates — ignore the law (or simply rewrite it, using the the interpretive maneuvers that go with the “Living Constitution” paradigm) to ensure that they can justify predetermined conclusions.

As with “tolerance,” the left has redefined the rule of law to mean precisely the opposite of what it was meant to signify. In the progressive formulation, equality of outcome trumps equality of opportunity — and so leftist jurisprudence follows the same rather predictable identity group mentality that today animates our “multiculturalist” ethos on the policy front.

Good thing I’ve already done the work of breaking down the kernel assumptions of multiculturalism to expose its totalitarian trajectory then, I guess. Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the boy’s first day of t-ball.

And that would just make me cranky.

109 Replies to ““Potential Justice’s Appeal May Be Too Bipartisan””

  1. hoss says:

    No (incredibly leftist Supreme Court) justice! No peace!

  2. Jeffersonian says:

    The flip side of having an independent judiciary is that the members of that class show restraint in complying with the law A – as written and B – as intended where textual meaning is ambiguous. Throw that out the window, as the Left is so anxious to do, and there’s as little reason to respect a judge’s legislating from the bench. The Left is destroying that which they seek.

  3. bh says:

    Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the boy’s first day of t-ball.

    Sweet. I’d be willing to bet he — easily — has the best baseball name on the team.

    Which is odd when one remembers what the role of jurists should be. Or when one looks to Ms Kagan’s record on many key issues that mark her as decidedly philosophically left leaning.

    Reversed, the personal views would disqualify a conservative even though their judicial philosophy would render those views a moot point. I’d assume cognitive dissonance on behalf of the progressives on this point but self-serving bullshit doesn’t need to be resolved internally.

    I have a strong feeling that I’ll have to avoid the television during the confirmation hearings.

  4. Rob Crawford says:

    Throw that out the window, as the Left is so anxious to do, and there’s as little reason to respect a judge’s legislating from the bench. The Left is destroying that which they seek.

    I don’t think they give a rat’s ass if the whims of judges end up giving court rulings the moral weight of used toilet paper. It isn’t so much a matter of which formality the absolute power is wrapped in, so much as destroying the culture of trust and respect that makes a free society possible.

    We’re talking about people who consider it a heinous crime to have written legal opinions that are — according to the experts — incredibly well-reasoned, argued, and supported by law, if those opinions reach a conclusion they find distasteful (or at least politically unhelpful) while simultaneously not even batting an eye while presidential power is used to nullify contracts in order to award political supporters. If the rule of law — or even of lawyers — were their concern, they’d be praising Yoo et. al. while condemning Obama’s handling of the auto companies and banks.

    You can reach your own conclusion as to the meaning of their doing the exact opposite.

  5. N. O'Brain says:

    I just had the theme music from the Kirk Douglas movie “The Vikings” pop into my head.

    Do you think that means anything?

  6. psycho... says:

    Which is odd when one remembers what the role of jurists should be.

    Soil enrichment.

    Except Thomas and Brown. They can till the rest in.

    RAAAAA

    I’ll have to avoid the television during the confirmation hearings.

    If you leave it, stay away.

    Avoiding the part of TV that’s devoted to (or issues from) government (which is about a third of it…and that’s a problem), then coming back to it, will give you the impression that you’ve suffered a psychotic break, or that a Singularity happened without you.

    If you disown the news for a few weeks, or however long it takes you to forget how it talks, then you turn it on, once, it doesn’t matter what network you flip to or what story comes up — you will know that the world is completely insane. Or you are.

    And then what.

    Not a question.

  7. Patrick, mayor of Scotumwa Iowa says:

    Head down, swing level and hard.

  8. Blaine says:

    Damn skippy on the t-ball Jeff.

  9. bh says:

    Heh, I actually had my existential crisis when I was in the 3rd grade, psycho. I might have viewed the world as insane back then. Not I view it as pleasantly absurd and myself to be incredibly ignorant and stupid on the absolute scale.

  10. bh says:

    not=now

  11. Wes says:

    Might I suggest breaking out the costume (and adopted attitude) from The Citizen Journalist Report for the bleachers at the t-ball game. Nothing like a nice mustache & mullet leaning on the fence to keep the umpires honest.

  12. The Monster says:

    Don’t forget that “social justice” dictated that three young men who were innocent of the crime for which they were charged be railroaded into rape convictions in Durham. After all, they were rich white boys and the alleged victim was a black woman, and to acquit them is to say that white men have never raped black women, which is pretty much the same thing as raping black women yourself, so even if these particular men didn’t rape this particular woman, social justice demands that we convict them, so as to make up for all those slaves schtupped by their massas.

    The irony of that attempted lynching is something that those sophisticated, nuanced folks on the Left just don’t get.

  13. When you presume that you by definition hold the moral highground because of your lefty views, everything you do is right.

  14. “Good thing I’ve already done the work of breaking down the kernel assumptions of multiculturalism…”

    Posted on that today, with reference to R.S. McCain’s post today, “Multicultural Homogenization”.

  15. B Moe says:

    Or, to put it more straightforwardly, some on the left worry that Elena Kagan just may not sit left enough for their liking.

    Obama should try to recruit Tarek El Aissami, that would probably satisfy most of his base.

  16. SBP says:

    O/T: Man, I sure am glad that it’s not Sarah Palin who’s a heartbeat away.

  17. Jeff G. says:

    What did I tell you, bh?

  18. bh says:

    I heard about that on the radio, SBP. Un-f’n-believable. Can you imagine being on this guy’s staff? Honestly, I’m not sure I would be able to keep a straight face.

  19. bh says:

    Yeah, you might be right, Jeff.

  20. Sdferr says:

    “In December 2002, neighbors complained of loud construction work being done at the Naval Observatory, which has been used as a residence by vice presidents since 1974.”

    Now they can go to work building a new one (Stimulus!) and disturb some other neighbor’s peace. Fits in though: finished at great expense building prison in Guantanamo, abandon it and build a new one somewhere (Stimulus!!). Rinse and repeat. (Stimulus!!!)

  21. bh says:

    My favorite movie scene.

  22. Squid says:

    Kyle, I think the argument is that amendments to our “Living Constitution” should be just that: Amendments. None of this judicial jiggery-pokery that’s been going on for the past couple of generations. The Founders had enough sense to anticipate that changes would be needed. I just wish our countrymen since then had enough sense to understand what the Founders meant, and why it’s important.

  23. Kyle says:

    None of this judicial jiggery-pokery that’s been going on for the past couple of generations.

    There were incremental trends before those amendments. My main point is that adherence to a “strict constructionist” course is dogmatic nonsense.

    As far as “jiggery-pokery”, that would seem to be in the eye of the beholder.

  24. SBP says:

    I see Kyle is of the “I agree with the current arbitrary judicial activism, so I simply won’t worry about the precedent it sets for the future” school.

    Hey, Kyle: you’re dumb enough to believe that societies always “evolve”? Seriously?

  25. SBP says:

    And you know, Kyle, women were given the federal vote by the 19th Amendment, not because some judge unilaterally decided it was a good idea.

  26. bh says:

    Anyone here willing to enter into a legal contract with Kyle?

  27. SBP says:

    Hey, Kyle: you’re dumb enough to believe that societies always “evolve”? Seriously?

    You might want to start here, Kyle.

    Also check this.

    Of course, you won’t get the parallel.

  28. SBP says:

    I’d rather buy some bonds from Chrysler, bh.

  29. bh says:

    Heh.

  30. bh says:

    Good point, SBP. I sometimes wonder if people who use evolution as a metaphor understand how it works in actual practice.

    Change is not like evolution it is like a mutation. Most mutations are harmful. In fact, the organisms that evolve the fastest can only do so because they create so many copies. Create 10,000 copies, you can have a high mutation rate.

    We have this single society, so how about we don’t roll the dice on all issues, all at once, across the board? You know, if we want to retain the capacity to possibly evolve.

  31. SBP says:

    #31 SFAG: Or maybe you should just STFU, you lying crapweasel.

    #32 bh: That’s the beauty of the federalist form of government. You could have 50 experiments going rather than just one, with 49 partners to backstop your experiment in the event of Epic Fail.

    Nope… can’t have that. Gotta go all in on socialism. It’s bound to work this time!

  32. SBP says:

    It’s not going to happen. Ever.

    Yes, everything will continue to get better and better, forever and ever and ever.

    Tell it to the Romans, Kyle. Or the Babylonians. Or the Persians. Or the Egyptians. Or the Carthaginians. Or the British. Or the French. Or the Spanish.

    Wow, you’re dumb.

    Well, when a new regime installs a new arbitrary court that makes arbitrary decisions that you don’t like, you’ll have only yourself to blame.

    Sleep tight, Kyle.

  33. SBP says:

    I see SFAG is still laboring under the delusion that I’m having a conversation with her.

    Hint: I’m not.

  34. B Moe says:

    Conservatives seem to think America is somehow magically going to reboot to the pre-hippie ideals of Ike, crewcuts and bobby sox.

    What time Saturday morning is that cartoon show on, Kyle? We keep hearing about it and would love to watch it too.

  35. Kyle says:

    Tell it to the Romans, Kyle. Or the Babylonians. Or the Persians. Or the Egyptians. Or the Carthaginians. Or the British. Or the French. Or the Spanish.

    You seem to be arguing against imperialism. No doubt you took Bush Jr. to task for that, as well as spending tax-payer dollars.

  36. geoffb says:

    “Conservatives seem to think America is somehow magically going to reboot to the pre-hippie ideals of Ike, crewcuts and bobby sox.”

    No, conservatives look a bit farther back for ideals. Those days of Ike are not the days you think they are. Progressive/Socialist Democrats, you know the ones in power, prefer to return to those exciting days of the Wilson era. They are rebooting to it right this minute and you true believers don’t have the slightest clue what you voted for, but you will, you will. heh.

  37. bh says:

    Kyle is an odd little non sequitur producing algorithm.

  38. bh says:

    SBP: Not all societies evolve.

    Kyle: You love the ’50s.

    SBP: Many civs have failed.

    Kyle: Imperialism sucks, like Bush.

    SBP: 2+2=4

    Kyle: Purple penguins.

  39. geoffb says:

    “You seem to be arguing against imperialism. No doubt you took Bush Jr. to task for that,”

    That is some class A+++, 200 proof, bottled in bond stupid you got there. Must have borrowed a pretty penny for that degree algorithm.

  40. geoffb says:

    Oh, I know, Netflix.

  41. Makewi says:

    It makes me laugh that Kyle pretends he has a clue what conservatives think. He missed the rise and fall of civilizations bit, opting instead to point to what he believed all those countries had in common conservatives, imperialism. I don’t hold out much hope for him being an asset in the public good.

  42. Makewi says:

    ..in common with conservatives..

    My bad.

  43. geoffb says:

    bh,

    If wedding plans get to crazy, watch the season end (last Fri) of Ghost Whisperer, it shows all that is important to have.

  44. Jeff G. says:

    Some of us, it seems, like that paradigm. It means we’ve evolved somewhat as a society since the 18th century, and we’ve had many amendments to our “Living Constitution” since then to prove that. Like it or not, that process is going to continue. Forever.

    First time here, Kyle?

    Heck, even our women-folk now count as actual people and are allowed to vote nowadays.

    Oh, I get it. That’s like one of them eye-ronic little “I’m pretending to speak as myself as if I were a redneck conservative what’s learned him some lessons about equality from US history” meta-performatives.

    Tell you what, Kyle. Let’s you and I debate. Clearly you aren’t on the kind of site you think you are. And if you want to patronize my small-minded countrified wingnuttery, well, here’s your chance, big guy.

    We can begin here: Since you have come out in favor of the idea of a living constitution, explain to me — and to others here — how precisely that works from an interpretive standpoint.

  45. bh says:

    Having not seen it, I’m assuming that the Ghost Whisperer showed it was important to invite a pretty brunette to the wedding, preferably as the bride.

    Which, hey, that’s the only thing I have covered so far.

  46. bh says:

    Tell you what, Kyle. Let’s you and I debate.

    Please do it, Kyle. Hey, Jeff’s dumb, he doesn’t want women to vote and he actually dresses like the Fonz because he loves the ’50s so much.

    Please do it.

  47. B Moe says:

    Kyle believes in a living vocabulary.

  48. Jeff G. says:

    I remember criticizing Bush for taking over Iraq and making it a US protectorate and ultimately our 58th state.

    I was all like, “hey, why not Sarajevo instead, Jr.? I mean, at least they have nice beaches. And, y’know — white folk…!”

  49. SBP says:

    You seem to be arguing against imperialism.

    Let me know if you decide to address my actual point rather than some straw man you’ve concocted, Kyle.

    Oh, right: you can’t.

  50. Sammy says:

    Holy crap. It’s amazing that Jeff could write this with a straight face. You guys can’t admit, for one minute, that Right-leaning Republicans generally want judges who will come down on the right side of issues, and left-leaning Democrats generally want judges who will come down on the left side of issues. You dress it up and say “rule of law”, but you don’t really mean it. If it were about the rule of law, we wouldn’t have all the clamoring on “Where do they stand on abortion???” Someone could have just as easily written:


    Or, to put it more straightforwardly, some on the right worry that Alito just may not sit right enough for their liking.

    – Which is odd when one remembers what the role of jurists should be. Or when one looks to Alito’s record on many key issues that mark her as decidedly philosophically right leaning.

    But then, it is of great benefit to the right not only to forget such things as the intended role of the judiciary but to actively reformulate the role of jurists altogether as “strict constructionists” who will, when there is a pressing need to do so — like, for instance, when their idea of “right to life” dictates — ignore the law (or simply rewrite it, using the the interpretive maneuvers that go with the “Original Intent” paradigm) to ensure that they can justify predetermined conclusions.

  51. SBP says:

    You guys can’t admit, for one minute, that Right-leaning Republicans

    What makes you think we’re all “Right-leaning Republicans”? Or even that most of us are?

  52. happyfeet says:

    Me I think people are entitled to have faith in their justice system. Sammy doesn’t.

  53. bh says:

    Sammy, you seem to have a world class intellect, perhaps you’ll take up Jeff’s proposal.

  54. Jeff G. says:

    You guys can’t admit, for one minute, that Right-leaning Republicans generally want judges who will come down on the right side of issues, and left-leaning Democrats generally want judges who will come down on the left side of issues. You dress it up and say “rule of law”, but you don’t really mean it. If it were about the rule of law, we wouldn’t have all the clamoring on “Where do they stand on abortion???”

    First, the extra question marks don’t make the question any more questiony.

    Second, I don’t believe in judicial “litmus tests.” I don’t ask for — nor do I require — super duper precedents. So yes, I really do believe in the rule of law.

    Third, I can write this with a straight face because I’m a classical liberal / legal conservative who argued against the Schiavo legislation and against Scalia on one of the marijuana cases (can’t recall the name). When I disagree with “conservative” justices, I say so. I’ve been hard on O’Connor here, as well.

    I tend to fall mostly in the Thomas camp, if anything.

  55. Jeff G. says:

    Only if it comes with a country-style breakfast buffet.

    Not a “buffet,” necessarily. But I think I can arrange to leave plenty of egg on your face.

    Close enough? Or do you need free potatoes, as well?

  56. Pablo says:

    You dress it up and say “rule of law”, but you don’t really mean it.

    Oh, no. I really mean it.

  57. SBP says:

    Kyle strikes me as more of a fat-free soy decaf kind of guy.

    Interesting data point.

  58. B Moe says:

    If it were about the rule of law, we wouldn’t have all the clamoring on “Where do they stand on abortion???”

    That would be social cons you are talking about there. Most folks here would be more likely to ask “Where do they stand on Roe v. Wade?”

    Do you understand the difference? Besides less question marks, I mean.

  59. bh says:

    Extra question marks signify greater questionisity, B Moe.

  60. SBP says:

    Maybe Kyle is a Questing Beast. He’s certainly left plenty of fewmets in this thread.

  61. happyfeet says:

    There are a lot of people here in California that weren’t aborted. A lot in media especially and definitely a plurality if not way more than that at Warner Bros. and Disney. There’s a consultancy niche what’s not being exploited I think.

  62. pdbuttons says:

    i like prime ministers questions on c-span
    friday night at 9 est

  63. happyfeet says:

    Charles Johnson lives in California I think.

  64. pdbuttons says:

    please/ more quotes from colin powell/arlen specter
    and powerful maine lesbians

  65. Jeff G. says:

    So you’re using Charles Johnson as a proxy for your viewpoints then, Kyle?

    Funny how he’s not such a vile Nazi when he’s agreeing with you, isn’t it? In fact, agreement seems to be the mark of someone’s worth, in your book. Imagine!

  66. Jeff G. says:

    If dicentra’s around I’d like to ask her if Charles was ever given in the past to calling himself a “conservative”? I mean, being hawkish on the war doesn’t make one a conservative — the lefties’ claims notwithstanding.

    Maybe he’s just trying it out now because he knows it sells being a “former conservative” who, by sheer force of having seen the light, backs the sound and sober centrism that manifests in government ownership of banks, auto makers, healthcare, and — if all goes well — the media.

    One of those kinds of conservatives, he is.

  67. kyle says:

    So you’re using Charles Johnson as a proxy for your viewpoints then, Kyle?

    Not at all. Charles had his own tipping point, I was just using him as one of many examples.

    And as you yourself have said, no one links to you anymore. He gets 800 posts to your 20 or 30. Do the math, as they say.

  68. B Moe says:

    This is a good beginning, I think.

    That is a good beginning for what? You don’t have a fucking clue what we are talking about, do you Kyle?

  69. Jeff G. says:

    I have done the math. I don’t equate popularity with rectitude. Nor do I gauge my worth in links.

    So. Is that a no, you don’t want to debate me — you’d just rather point out that Charles Johnson doesn’t mind Obama and that has a bigger audience than me, and call it a day?

  70. bh says:

    Kyle, odd then, isn’t it, that I see Jeff’s message (and hell, some paraphrasing) spreading like all hell throughout the online world.

    Johnson has 1000 commenters talking shit.

    How about you do the math? Or, is that too nuanced for you to grok?

  71. bh says:

    Oh, and dick. And what happyfeet will say later as well.

  72. cynn says:

    Well, it’s official then. Popularity does not equate rectitude. Thankfully I have no friends, have piles, and I like open fields.

  73. Jeff G. says:

    Well, having no friends is indicative.

    Maybe try an unguent?

  74. geoffb says:

    There was something I read not long ago. It was from a professor who taught Obama back at Harvard I believe. I’ve tried to find the link but have failed.

    Anyway the professor was amazed at a class speech on a controversial subject that Obama gave. Not so much at the speech but the reaction to it.

    Students from both sides of the issue believed that Obama had spoken in support of their position. All saw themselves and everything they thought as reflected in his speech.

    Charles has looked at Obama and seen as many have before him, a mirror that reflects back whatever is projected onto it. That ability is amazing but doesn’t give a clue to what is behind that mirror. Only actions speak to that.

  75. pdbuttons says:

    i’ve never seen american idol
    seriously…

  76. pdbuttons says:

    i do not know who jon and kate are/
    but they stare at me at the supermarket checkout line
    but i know who alexander hamilton is

  77. B Moe says:

    i’ve never seen american idol

    By the time Obama gets done fucking up the economy America is going to be very idle. Oh wait….

  78. bh says:

    Of course, Kyle could explain the basic underpinnings of his view on proper judicial reasoning?

    Just another guy talking shit on the internet then. Funny how the “talking shit” meme doesn’t so much spread as it does fester.

  79. pdbuttons says:

    i’m not dissin it so much as
    saying i’d rather read jeff g/ but thats me…
    one of my sisters watches it every week with my neice
    and they told me u could text so many times 4 votes
    so they got 3 phones each and vote mad style…
    i just looked at them w/ pelosi eyes…
    then i’d pull out a twenty dollar bill and ask them
    who is that [pointing to pic)
    and they’d stare at me w/ pelosi eyes
    God bless America!

  80. SBP says:

    Well, well. Looks like Kyle doesn’t have anything to support his position.

    Imagine my surprise.

    Summary: Kyle = FULL of FAIL.

    Yo, Kyle:

    Achy Breaky Heart sold WAY more copies than anything Bach ever did.

    Doesn’t mean that Billy Ray Cyrus is a better musician.’

    Hint: try googling “argumentum ad populum”.

  81. pdbuttons says:

    the diff ‘tween conservos
    and libtards is/
    i’m happy that my sis can watch..whatever the freak
    she wants/ with my niece/
    asnd i’m happy happy fun joy that
    i know diff stuff…
    only in America

    we/ don’t look down on that stuff/ generally

    i carrie pray jean u understand…
    boners

  82. bh says:

    It’s funny, some of us consider the strawman, the non sequitur, or the ad populum to be rhetorical devices.

    Hey, I admit it, that’s my mistake. I view them this way.

    In truth, they remain, first and foremost, simple logical fallacies. Kyle isn’t very bright, he actually thinks this way. This is how he makes decisions in his life. From balancing the checkbook to shopping for groceries to voting for President.

    So, pity before scorn?

  83. Patrick Chester says:

    bh wrote:
    It’s funny, some of us consider the strawman, the non sequitur, or the ad populum to be rhetorical devices.

    It’s more like something to cling to as if it were a life preserver.

    In truth, they remain, first and foremost, simple logical fallacies. Kyle isn’t very bright, he actually thinks this way. This is how he makes decisions in his life. From balancing the checkbook to shopping for groceries to voting for President.

    So, pity before scorn?

    No, I’m all done with pity.

  84. Sdferr says:

    It never did seem as though his object was anything worthy bh. Taunts, jibes, projections, blah, blah, blah…all going nowhere slowly even, timewasting trivia.

  85. SBP says:

    The sad thing is that Kyle doubtless considers himself to be an “educated” person.

    Ignorant of history, ignorant of politics, ignorant of logic, ignorant of human freakin’ nature… he’s a real nullomath.*

    *(Please don’t kill me for mixing Greek and Latin roots, Sdferr… I looked but the only words I could find were άκυρος and μηδέν, but those both appear to be modern Greek).

  86. bh says:

    You’re right, sdferr. As is SBP.

    I’m young and dumb though. Frankly, it viscerally bugs me on occasion when people talk shit about people I respect. And, I mistakenly attribute cognizance to their statements.

  87. Sdferr says:

    a-mathia for unlearned, would do, SBP (an alpha privative, I think it’s called). μηδέν is recognizable Attic greek, c. 450BC, άκυρος I don’t recognize right off, but I could go haul out my Liddle-Scott and see what I can come up with. it too might be an alpha privative…

  88. SBP says:

    Is it just me, or is Kyle starting to sound Pudge-o Packerish?

    Sdferr: thanks!

  89. Pablo says:

    If dicentra’s around I’d like to ask her if Charles was ever given in the past to calling himself a “conservative”?

    No, not at all. Which makes sense, given that he isn’t a conservative and never has been one.

  90. Sdferr says:

    So it is, alpha privative that is.

    άκυρος – (root, κυρος [supreme power, authority]) – without authority I. of laws and contracts, invalid II. of persons, having no right or power

  91. SBP says:

    Ah… Google Translate gave it as a suggestion for “null”, if I remember correctly.

  92. Sdferr says:

    Kyros > Cyrus! (I’m feeling a bit *Duh* here.)

  93. SBP says:

    And kyrie eleison, I hazard?

  94. pdbuttons says:

    which half of baby
    upon a solomon split
    would u call a gift?

  95. um, upper half. for the braaains.

  96. Sdferr says:

    yep SBP, exactly (though a slightly different word -kyrios-, same root), lord/master

  97. SBP says:

    I’ve always liked Jim in Huckleberry Finn’s take on that one, pdbuttons.

    I read considerable to Jim about kings and dukes and earls and such, and how gaudy they dressed, and how much style they put on, and called each other your majesty, and your grace, and your lordship, and so on, ‘stead of mister; and Jim’s eyes bugged out, and he was interested. He says:

    “I didn’ know dey was so many un um. I hain’t hearn ’bout none un um, skasely, but ole King Sollermun, onless you counts dem kings dat’s in a pack er k’yards. How much do a king git?”

    “Get?” I says; “why, they get a thousand dollars a month if they want it; they can have just as much as they want; everything belongs to them.”

    “Ain’that gay? En what dey got to do, Huck?”

    “They don’t do nothing! Why, how you talk! They just set around.”

    “No; is dat so?”

    “Of course it is. They just set around — except, maybe, when there’s a war; then they go to the war. But other times they just lazy around; or go hawking — just hawking and sp — Sh! — d’ you hear a noise?”

    We skipped out and looked; but it warn’t nothing but the flutter of a steamboat’s wheel away down, coming around the point; so we come back.

    “Yes,” says I, “and other times, when things is dull, they fuss with the parlyment; and if everybody don’t go just so he whacks their heads off. But mostly they hang round the harem.”

    “Roun’ de which?”

    “Harem.”

    “What’s de harem?”

    “The place where he keeps his wives. Don’t you know about the harem? Solomon had one; he had about a million wives.”

    “Why, yes, dat’s so; I — I’d done forgot it. A harem’s a bo’d’n-house, I reck’n. Mos’ likely dey has rackety times in de nussery. En I reck’n de wives quarrels considable; en dat ‘crease de racket. Yit dey say Sollermun de wises’ man dat ever live’. I doan’ take no stock in dat. Bekase why: would a wise man want to live in de mids’ er sich a blim-blammin’ all de time? No — ‘deed he wouldn’t. A wise man ‘ud take en buil’ a biler-factry; en den he could shet down de biler-factry when he want to res’.”

    “Well, but he was the wisest man, anyway; because the widow she told me so, her own self.”

    “I doan k’yer what de widder say, he warn’t no wise man nuther. He had some er de dad-fetchedes’ ways I ever see. Does you know ’bout dat chile dat he ‘uz gwyne to chop in two?”

    “Yes, the widow told me all about it.”

    “Well den! Warn’ dat de beatenes’ notion in de worl’? You jes’ take en look at it a minute. Dah’s de stump, dah — dat’s one er de women; heah’s you — dat’s de yuther one; I’s Sollermun; en dish yer dollar bill’s de chile. Bofe un you claims it. What does I do? Does I shin aroun’ mongs’ de neighbors en fine out which un you de bill do b’long to, en han’ it over to de right one, all safe en soun’, de way dat anybody dat had any gumption would? No; I take en whack de bill in two, en give half un it to you, en de yuther half to de yuther woman. Dat’s de way Sollermun was gwyne to do wid de chile. Now I want to ast you: what’s de use er dat half a bill? — can’t buy noth’n wid it. En what use is a half a chile? I wouldn’ give a dern for a million un um.”

    “But hang it, Jim, you’ve clean missed the point — blame it, you’ve missed it a thousand mile.”

    “Who? Me? Go ‘long. Doan’ talk to me ’bout yo’ pints. I reck’n I knows sense when I sees it; en dey ain’ no sense in sich doin’s as dat. De ‘spute warn’t ’bout a half a chile, de ‘spute was ’bout a whole chile; en de man dat think he kin settle a ‘spute ’bout a whole chile wid a half a chile doan’ know enough to come in out’n de rain. Doan’ talk to me ’bout Sollermun, Huck, I knows him by de back.”

    “But I tell you you don’t get the point.”

    “Blame de point! I reck’n I knows what I knows. En mine you, de real pint is down furder — it’s down deeper. It lays in de way Sollermun was raised. You take a man dat’s got on’y one or two chillen; is dat man gwyne to be waseful o’ chillen? No, he ain’t; he can’t ‘ford it. He know how to value ’em. But you take a man dat’s got ’bout five million chillen runnin’ roun’ de house, en it’s diffunt. He as soon chop a chile in two as a cat. Dey’s plenty mo’. A chile er two, mo’ er less, warn’t no consekens to Sollermun, dad fatch him!”

  98. pdbuttons says:

    huck finn win bin limb
    of the silly party…
    not to pat my buttons
    sounds like me…

    writing stylee

    i never read it!
    i swear!
    luv that post
    thankee/ yankee

  99. Slartibartfast says:

    He gets 800 posts to your 20 or 30. Do the math, as they say.

    pdbuttons gets a few dozen comments to my (or, a better example: Rob Crawford’s) one. Do the math, as they say.

  100. Rob Crawford says:

    Back when I was in school there were parts of the curriculum dedicated to teaching us the basic techniques of propaganda, so we could recognize them and thus disarm them. Their focus was on advertising, but it works just as well for politics.

    One of the techniques was the “bandwagon” — “everybody’s doing it!” I can only assume that sometime in the last 20-25 years schools dropped these particular lessons, or possibly even turned the lessons on their heads to make students more susceptible to propaganda, because the primary form of argument the lefties indulge in is the “bandwagon”.

  101. Sammy says:

    I can only assume that sometime in the last 20-25 years schools dropped these particular lessons

    I had assumed these were dropped during the Bush years. It would have been easy to do when they were tearing out any pages that mentioned “contraception”.

  102. Mack the Hack says:

    Jeff, the case you’re thinking of is Gonzales v. Raich, 545 U.S. 1 (2005).

    Stevens wrote the lead opinion. Scalia wrote a concurrence. Thomas and O’Connor both wrote dissents.

    http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/03-1454.ZS.html

  103. McGehee says:

    I had assumed these were dropped during the Bush years.

    Then I gather you’re still in school?

  104. Jeff G. says:

    Raich, exactly. Thanks.

  105. JD says:

    I say we have a public opinion poll. Who is more mendoucheous? Kyle or Sammy?

  106. Rob Crawford says:

    I say we have a public opinion poll. Who is more mendoucheous? Kyle or Sammy?

    Not familiar with Sammy, but I’d say Cartman.

  107. JD says:

    Well there you go, Kyle. 100% of the respondents state that you are the most mendoucheous asshat to walk the face of the earth. Brava.

  108. Rusty says:

    It’s so hard to choose ,JD. Can I pick both? They both recite the lefts talking points with that smug assurance that reveals that they haven’t given the subject any thought of their own.

  109. SBP says:

    I had assumed these were dropped during the Bush years.

    I assumed that you were an idiot, Pudge-O.

    So far nothing has caused me to question that assumption.

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