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Republicans: like a VIRUS!

Or at least, responsible for its spread.

Now, if only the government would step in and save us…!**

56 Replies to “Republicans: like a VIRUS!”

  1. LTC John says:

    Jeff, Don’t tell anyone, but I swear I just saw the local Republican County chair out sneezing on poor people…

  2. Carin says:

    Oh lord. I’m checking out of politics for the day.

  3. Sdferr says:

    I knew there was a reason I preferred to think of it as TypeA-H1N1 to calling it SwineFlu.

  4. Carin says:

    I mean, honestly. They took the flu-pandemic out of the “stimulus” bill so Republicans would pass it? Someone remind me who controls the house and senate?

    Assholes.

    Honestly, I’m too grumpy to talk politics. You know what I need? Some Red Velvet Cake.

  5. Matt says:

    So now we’re infectious tea bagging dangerous redneck clingers ? I’m surprised we’re not hearing the swine flu was a result of a top secret military project put together by GW Bush and Dick Cheney.

    And the press will just nod their heads as they perform pseudo fellatio on teleprompter jesus. If only those infected with swine flu could touch the hem of the lightbringers robes …

  6. Carin says:

    Besides, have no fear, folks. Jesus Christ, Obamastar will save us.

  7. Topsecretk9 says:

    Addison in banned from Daily Kos in 5 4 3 2…

  8. Topsecretk9 says:

    Obama’s spokestool in news conference on Swine Flu question:

    “I was unaware”

    “I was working on other things”

  9. Topsecretk9 says:

    i. mean, honestly. They took the flu-pandemic out of the “stimulus” bill so Republicans would pass it? Someone remind me who controls the house and senate?

    All of 3 GOP they didn’t need. So, do the math…Democrats overwhelmingly VOTED for this.

  10. happyfeet says:

    Susan Collins tried to kill your babies. Bitch.

  11. happyfeet says:

    Arlen Specter too. Both of these senators are dangerous and unfit to serve I think.

  12. JD says:

    This is not the least bit surprising.

  13. happyfeet says:

    What can you say but impeach. This is beyond the pale and if they are still in office by sundown something is very very wrong in our little country.

  14. Matt says:

    I do find it counter intuitive that the greatest president of all time shook hands with somebody in Mexico and that person died the next day. Isn’t the one’s touch supposed to heal ? Isn’t he supposed to bring people and germs together in harmony ?

    These are not the germs Obama remembers.

  15. SBP says:

    Chuckles Schumer, too?

    I had no idea he was a Republican!

  16. N. O'Brain says:

    So it isn’t Pork Flu we’re talking about here?

  17. Cowboy says:

    OT, but ‘feet–here’s a URL for a very serviceable version of that recipe I promised you:

    http://tinyurl.com/d535wq

  18. mossberg500 says:

    HHS will release a report claiming conservatism is a pandemic needing eradication!

  19. Carin says:

    You know, though, it’s amusing. I bet we’ll see this talking point everwhere as the day goes on. Every leftist commenter, yada yada. And, they’ll think they’re so very clever too.

  20. JD says:

    Carin – I have already seen trolls on other sites pushing this, and let there be no doubt, Olberfuckface and MadCow will trumpet this meme from on top of their lofty egos.

  21. happyfeet says:

    I will make it when I get back from Texas … so that will be weekend after next. Thai Chili Paste is new to me. I will have to find. Ralph’s might have it I think cause I found the fish sauce there already and also the hoisin sauce. There is many flu germs in Texas so maybe when I get back I will want a tasty nourishing soup for so I don’t die in spite of the best efforts of Susie and Arlen.

  22. kelly says:

    I do find it counter intuitive that the greatest president of all time shook hands with somebody in Mexico and that person died the next day. Isn’t the one’s touch supposed to heal ? Isn’t he supposed to bring people and germs together in harmony ?

    I read somewhere today that the guy apparently died of a heart attack. But it still raises the question: why didn’t the Lightworker’s touch reverse heart disease? Why??

  23. Rob Crawford says:

    I read somewhere today that the guy apparently died of a heart attack.

    No doubt originally stated as “heart failure” — which always elicits a “well, yeah” from me, as not too many people die while their hearts are beating.

  24. bigbooner says:

    I remember this. “One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.

  25. mojo says:

    ACHOO!

    (sniffle)

    Oh. Sorry.

  26. Matt says:

    Plus Rahm would prefer the word “failure” to not be used when evoking the one’s name.

  27. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by bigbooner on 4/27 @ 2:11 pm #

    I remember this. “One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”.”

    Anyone who makes puns should be hung, drawn and quoted.

  28. gus says:

    Even the teleprompter seems to have the swine flu. I’m getting scared. If only we’d give more money to ACORN this problem would be solved.

  29. I told them that if they didn’t pass out the free condoms to Mexican pigs this was going to happen. I told them. “Either pass out the condoms, or stop fucking pigs.”, I said. Did they listen? Do pig fuckers ever listen?

  30. geoffb says:

    This scapegoating is what has those formerly aligned with the conservatives now fleeing for their lives. They see the Left ascendant. They know what the Left has always done when they are the strong horse.

    People of jelly. You are correct to fear the Left when they are in control. But the Left has fears too. Unquiet sleep, nightmares. Their grip on power is slim, slippery, else why the scapegoating. It is the action of the fearful. Those truly in control do not need it.

  31. MarkD says:

    They didn’t take the money for Acorn out of the bill, so I think you know where your life rates.

  32. dicentra says:

    Jeff, you realize that you linked to a sane post on Kos. When the entire universe gets sucked into the rip in the space-time continuum, I’m blaming you.

  33. dicentra says:

    Obama’s spokestool in news conference

    Is that spokes-tool or spoke-…?

    Never mind. It works either way.

  34. Joe says:

    I did see John Murtha picking his nose. That must count for something.

  35. dicentra says:

    Somebody on the radio said that all influenza originates from birds. Then the bird sneezes (no, seriously) and the pig catches the virus. Then the pig’s body does some high-falutin’ mutations such that the virus affects humans, and voila!

    That’s why so many of these viruses originate in Asia where fowl and swine are crowded in with hoomans.

    Now you know.

  36. RTO Trainer says:

    Can’t we leverage this?

    Just say, sure it’s the fault of certain Republicans. Those three over there: Snow, Collins, and Spector.

  37. Somebody on the radio said that all influenza originates from birds

    How do the birds hold the pigs down? Birds don’t have arms.

  38. Maybe the beak helps? Pressure point on the back of the neck? Help a guy out. Stuff like that can come in handy. You know, “sometimes”.

  39. Joe says:

    I saw a bird sneeze on John Murtha. A few days later Murtha picked his nose (and after a nibble) touched Nancy Pelosi.

  40. Eric Holder says:

    There must be some way we can leverage this viral crisis.

    If only the government controlled all the flu medicine stockpiles. Then we could really prevent this opportunity from going to waste!

  41. […] see Michelle Malkin, Don Surber, Protein Wisdom, The Sundries Shack, Legal Insurrection, Q & O, AoSHQ, Hot Air, and my unworthy self for more […]

  42. kelly says:

    Hey, you know what would take people’s minds off this flu thing? How about we fly a 747 really low over downtown Manhattan and not tell anyone. Hey, let’s even have the 747 escorted by an F-16 or something!

  43. louchette says:

    i feel so dirty now.

  44. Jim in KC says:

    Teamwork, LMC. And tasers.

    “Don’t tase me, crow!”

  45. […] see Michelle Malkin, Don Surber, Protein Wisdom, The Sundries Shack, Legal Insurrection, Q & O, AoSHQ, Hot Air, and my unworthy self for more […]

  46. Joe says:

    SDN, Nice!

  47. Spiny Norman says:

    That’s why so many of these viruses originate in Asia where fowl and swine are crowded in with hoomans.

    Now you know.

    Even the so-called “Spanish Flu” world-wide pandemic of 1918 originated in China, fwiw.

  48. Spiny Norman says:

    Pingback by Moe Lane » Schumer video bragging about cutting pandemic fund surfaces.

    Removed from YouTube for “copyright violations” in 5… 4… 3…

  49. SBP says:

    Removed from YouTube for “copyright violations”

    Downloaded.

  50. B Moe says:

    Do pig fuckers ever listen?

    I doubt they could hear much of anything over all the squealing.

  51. tkimoro says:

    Could we please start calling this by it’s correct name: The Mexico flu.

  52. Joe says:

    Downfall of the Lizoids

    An old joke, remade! It is actually pretty good.

  53. Joe says:

    Naomi Wolf almost makes sense on torture, till she follows her master Soros’ directions and calls for show trials of Bush and Cheney. Still, worth reading.

  54. […] see Michelle Malkin, Don Surber, Protein Wisdom, The Sundries Shack, Legal Insurrection, Q & O, AoSHQ, Hot Air, and my unworthy self for more […]

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