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Buzzwords [Dan Collins]

is the new buzzword for other people’s language, and it excuses you from having to consider whatever they might mean. Buzz, buzz.

Also, LesbiCon Cynthia Yockey apparently thinks my name is Annette. Meh. I’ve been called worse.

See also, Crittenden’s Boutique Right-Wing Warmonger Bookshop & General Store

Obama pressures UK to break up, sell off parts, thinks England might be able to make a go of it as slimmed-down independent entity; gives Gordon Brown 60 days in which to complete dramatic restructuring; Mitt Romney impressed

Black American president from future visits Queen, violates Prime Directive by giving her advanced technology; also first American edition of In Memoriam, in remembrance of her late husband; would have given her BlackBerry but “might have been construed as race baiting”; he’s SO NOT INTO YOU

Jim Treacher is a sex machine

Burge forced out at Iowahawk

32 Replies to “Buzzwords [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    His majesty laid hands on me in the comments. I feel all warm inside now.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    He cured my scrofula, just by mentioning me.

  3. B Moe says:

    Classic liberal is a code word? Its like Raising Arizona is now a documentary or something.

  4. Jeff G. says:

    It’s a code word to hide “conservative” and thus “racist HATER with no demonstrable writing ability.”

    Well. Unless you really know what it means. In which case, never mind.

    HEBEPHRENIC!

  5. I give you guys credit for being able to read all the way through. I’ll admit it. I skimmed. I was skimming for a point. Imagine my disappointment when I reached the end.

  6. Jeff G. says:

    I didn’t read it all the way through, Carin.

    It was rather a colossal mess, as far as essays go. But then, who am I to be giving advice? Nobody’s ever read me and taken anything I said seriously.

    Except for grubby haters, that is. And they don’t count.

  7. B Moe says:

    Part One is actually fairly interesting. It is a good look at the total lack of cognitive ability that leads to Progressivism.

  8. Joe says:

    I want Cynthia’s post turned into a movie.

    Cynthia can request a few gratuitous lesbi sex scene for fun! Hillary’s assistant can be a story line. Just none involving Hillary because that would put most of us off our feed.

  9. Crittenden says:

    Don’t sell yourself short. You’d make a great lesbian, Dan, even with the scrofula. And thanks for plugging my shameless opportunism!

  10. Dan Collins says:

    Well, Jules, considering that we may soon be copying your ad strategy, here, happy to link!

  11. Cepik says:

    I got as far as his breaking Checker’s nose. That is the extent I could stand. As I read I kept asking, who cares?

    Heh, he sounds like a self centered James Frey or Rigoberta Menchu trying to invent himself

  12. Crittenden says:

    My strategy is heavily influenced by observations of the common American streetwalker. The fishnets and stiletto heels are key. Especially if you’re a dude. Sort of literary streetwalkers, with glasses. The trick is steering clear of pimps and cops.

  13. Dan Collins says:

    Transvestite Warmongers for God!!!

  14. Slartibartfast says:

    I’m still puzzling over the spew/ooze dichotomy. Is Jeff flabbily oozing hatrid, or vigorously expelling hatred?

    Plus, I’m wondering why you let the guy rhetorically bully you like that, Jeff. You need to maybe rhetorically break his nose, so he can walk around in a rhetorical nose splint for a few weeks.

    The school play thing is currently defying any of my crude manipulations, but I’ll work on it.

  15. The Monster says:

    You need to maybe rhetorically break his nose, so he can walk around in a rhetorical nose splint for a few weeks.

    Sounds like a DEATH THREAT to me! Someone call the Prosecutor!

  16. JBean says:

    You know, that Queen visit picture, thing? Michelle’s fashion sense is blinding me with awesomeness.

    But, alas, no tiara.

  17. Take away his rhetorical lunch money.

  18. Cowboy says:

    I was born in Laramie.

    Don’t judge me.

    FREE CHECKERS!!!!!111!!!

  19. N. O'Brain says:

    OT:

    “…After P’brain endlessly mocked and humiliated thor’s Dad ”

    You’re a fucking liar, you genital wart.

    Prove it.

    FUCKING PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fucking liar.

  20. Joe says:

    As for the Queen’s gift, a first edition of Corgiville Fair would have been perfect.

  21. Dan Collins says:

    I bet there’s Sex Pistols on that oPod.

  22. lordsomber says:

    That thing about the Prime Directive is from CSI: Miami, right?

  23. Techie says:

    Protecting the Queen’s safety is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts.

    SecState Frank Drebin.

  24. Joe says:

    <a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeP220xx7Bs”God Save the Queen! Sorry, my republican sympathies(in the way Christopher Hitchens used to say before he became a US citizen) would make that awesome!

  25. Joe says:

    N.O’Brain, don’t let lies get you down.

  26. meya says:

    “Classic liberal is a code word?”

    It means “Get your Civil Rights Act off my Ollie’s BBQ you damn dirty ape!”

  27. kelly says:

    Hittin’ the sauce a little early, meya? Or trying to rip off thor’s odious oeuvre?

    Both?

  28. Dan Collins says:

    Meya’s saucy!

  29. Techie says:

    Isn’t an Ollie worth 100 points in Tony Hawk 2?

  30. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I’m still puzzling over the spew/ooze dichotomy.

    I’d say that “ooze” is more of a female thing, while “spew” is more of a male thing.

    But then I’m sexist that way.

  31. geoffb says:

    “Sort of literary streetwalkers,”

    Bring it back home for the new 70’s.

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