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NRCC spokesman Ken Spain: “We decided to go in another direction.”

“You know — backwards.”

Exit question: are you sick and fucking tired of loaded exit questions?

Exit exclamation: Look, Ma! No hands!

64 Replies to “NRCC spokesman Ken Spain: “We decided to go in another direction.””

  1. cranky-d says:

    Well, that was really progressive of them. They weren’t going to get any of my money anyway. I, and many others, donated to Palin and that old guy she was running with. I’m done until someone worthwhile steps up again.

  2. Are they going to invite David Frum? Perhaps Chris Buckley is available?

  3. Tman says:

    Nah, Meg McCain is already gonna like TOTALLY bring the party together. Here mom has this like AWESOME cocktail set that we can use.

    Progressive Republicans in 2012!

    (We are so fucked.)

  4. Sdferr says:

    Ought we start a betting pool on the day the NRCC gets a clue? Nyah, better not, since it could be decades and some of us may not live long enough to collect the winnings.

  5. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    Okay we admit it, we are garbage. But we’re power mad garbage, so don’t expect us to change, you know?

  6. The Monster says:

    Send your contributions to SarahPAC. Operators are standing by to take your calls.

  7. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    Oh and as much as that dim wit, Hugh Hewitt, may think so this isn’t good for Mitt Romney either.

  8. geoffb says:

    A good writeup on this at Conservatives 4 Palin.

    “There is a huge communication gap between Palin’s “state arm and political arm.” The gap exists because a wall must be put up between the two due to Alaskan law, end of story. You may even say that there are two arms but no body to connect them. The sooner people figure this simple fact out, the easier it will be to understand the communication problems.

  9. Joe says:

    I do not think Sarah Palin is going to save the GOP (or be the 2012 nominee) but she can do a heck of a lot more good than Newt Gingrich. Sorry Newt, I like you, I have nothing against you, but if you think you are the GOP candidate for 2012, think again.

  10. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    So the Republican party has made it clear it’s either them or Limbaugh, and either them or Palin. How you figure that’s going to work out for them?

  11. Jeff G. says:

    Maybe Newt can score a Nancy Pelosi guest appearance. They can both lecture conservatives on the need to get behind programs that take away your freedoms under the guise of concern for the environment!

  12. solitary knight says:

    ….loaded exit questions?

    Hmmmm, is that question registered, and do you need a permit?

  13. The League of Red-Headed Dimwits says:

    Oh and as much as that dim wit, Hugh Hewitt, may think so this isn’t good for Mitt Romney either.

    As a dimwit, I resent that comparison. Hugh was rejected from membership with us. He couldn’t fill out the form, not knowing which end of the pencil to use.

  14. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    Joe,

    I might agree with you on that. The problem here isn’t Palin, though. It’s the GOP. They are terrified of new blood, the press and actual fiscal responsibility. No candidate that is not the same old same old will ever survive inside that party. They are the Democratic party now. We are fools if we don’t treat them that way.

  15. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    Sorry League, I meant no insult. Perhaps I should have referred to his condition by it’s clinical name…cretinism

  16. The League of Red-Headed Dimwits says:

    Sweet Jeebus on a stack of pancakes. This is just another sign that the GOP is truly moribund. The only things where they excel are losing elections and poorly imitating Democrats.

    ‘Cause, ya see, McCain just wasn’t moderate enough. If only he had adopted 90% of Obastard’s positions and weren’t old and white, he could have lost by a much narrower margin. That’s the sort of target that appeals to the GOP. And Newt? I mean, how can you keep your hands off such a fresh, sexy and smart icon of pragmatic conservatism? I’ll bet he would only lose to Obastard in 2012 by five points. Now that’s the GOP’s idea of progress.

    Just keep them chillbillies out of here.

  17. George Orwell says:

    What’s bizarre is that even the “pragmatic” conservatives such as blowhard Michael Medved (who is a true nanny-stater when it comes to vice and sin taxes) don’t think Newt is much good for the GOP because he is damaged goods. Yet they want to stick with Pelosi’s eco-divan buddy with the silver hair and the clipped diction? Sheesh, the DNC couldn’t handpick a more incompetent crew to man the RNC. Every day is Christmas for the DNC now.

    Or perhaps Kwanzaa.

  18. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    Yeah, but thew RNC gives great twitter. Just like us. Young people love that.

  19. George Orwell says:

    Meanwhile, courtesy Ed Morrissey from ABC, get this:

    On “This Week” Sunday, Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner told me that there was about $135 billion left in the TARP fund, the government’s financial rescue package. But the Government Accountability Office, a non-partisan federal agency, reports that figure is closer to $32 billion, which is what ABC News and other independent analysts thought.

    If the RNC can’t run against this breed of genetically engineered incomptence, they might as well admit what many of us know. This is a one-party State now, and nothing will turn it back. Between pervasive cultural propaganda, voter fraud and legal challenges, unless a Republican wins any future election by two percent or more, the Democrat automatically wins.

  20. George Orwell says:

    Oh crap, I forgot to close the blockquote.

  21. Ginger says:

    I think Newt is damaged goods and unelectable. However, he is now on the Language Hotseat because he dared “over-communiate” by using the word “Dictator.” And he is standing by his words. I applaud him because I agree, and because very few others with a national audience dare say the word. Listen, the left has a totalitarian impulse that has always concerned me. There is nothing they love better than a captive audience. That is why they love the public schools, a college classroom, endless hours bullying in required work-place sensitivity/diversity trainings, etc. There is not one bone in my body, not one, that doubts the comfort this administation would have (beginning with “Go-F***-Yourself Emmanuel) with a totalitarian regime. I know these same people at a grass-roots level. They are happy with having a Dictator because they are right. Scoundrels all.

  22. alppuccino says:

    That missing TARP mulah went right into an offshore account for Gordon and Obama to share after they’ve both left office.

    They had better use protection, though. Safe sex guys.

  23. h0mi says:

    How about a Palin/Gingrich ticket?

  24. alppuccino says:

    And, as he always does, Jeff beat me to it on the “The a fucking Newt Gingrich is a self-serving promoter of all-things-Newt.”

    He was asked about the tax day tea parties, his answer: my idea

  25. alppuccino says:

    please insert sshole after a

  26. Pablo says:

    Not in this climate, alp.

  27. The Pragmatic Republicans says:

    Actually George, it’s a one party country right now because that’s the way we want it. And by we I mean us…the Pragmatic Republicans.

  28. George Orwell says:

    Newt is about Newt. Using the dictator word just gets him more face time on cable TV.

  29. steph says:

    Newt in 2012? Summon the Fail Whale.

  30. Ginger says:

    So it looks like I have a long wait if I am supposed to save my admiration for all those non-narcissists in our political class to speak up. Newt used a bad word. Was taken to task. He did not back down. He backed up his thesis with a list of evidence. I want more people to do that. At this point as a nation, we can’t afford to expect a character litmus test out of these deeply flawed individuals.

  31. alppuccino says:

    This is easy: Ask the Democrats who they fear running against most, and then nominate the person who is the total polar opposite.

  32. psycho... says:

    If you’re apportioning practical fault for the current horrors, Newt has to be high — maybe first — on the list.

    The Class of ’94 didn’t do the shit they said they would. If they had, many things would be very different.

    GOP strategists who want things to be different that way — and want to win a whole fucking bunch of elections — might note that it wasn’t “the middle” who voted all those guys in.

    But that’s not their job, is it?

    It’s this.

  33. alppuccino says:

    Pitchforks and torches is the only thing this administration will understand.

  34. cranky-d says:

    Newt is the Fail Whale.

    I denounce myself.

  35. pdbuttons says:

    hugh hewitt got creepy clutch cargo mouth
    newt looks like he just got woked up by big softball
    wiffle-ball bat
    i’m voting 4 sarkozy wife #3
    with both hands

  36. happyfeet says:

    Newt Gingrich is one of those climate change pansy retards what cheats on his wife and those Republican jagoffs aren’t getting my monies that way. As if. Backwards is right. Also, ineffectual patronizing clueless [insert thor rhetoric here except more vile and hateful].

    And I’m hardly a Sarah Palin fanboy.

  37. happyfeet says:

    I wish we could cap and trade Republican fucktardedness.

  38. Joe says:

    Comment by The Pragmatic Republicans on 4/1 @ 11:00 am #

    Joe,

    I might agree with you on that. The problem here isn’t Palin, though. It’s the GOP. They are terrified of new blood, the press and actual fiscal responsibility. No candidate that is not the same old same old will ever survive inside that party. They are the Democratic party now. We are fools if we don’t treat them that way.

    I totally agree. The GOP is a lot like Roger Simon and Pajamasmedia, not edgy, not really thinking, just boring. Meanwhile the left is out to destroy any new blood in the GOP knowing that dinosaurs like Newt are basically no threat.

  39. BJT-FREE! says:

    I wish we could cap and trade Republican fucktardedness.

    Cut, pasted, preserved and will polish like a gemstone. Thanks, hf!

  40. Sdferr says:

    Isn’t that very fucktardedness already taxed to a fair thee well in national ruin? Jes seems like plopping another one on it would be like redundant or something.

  41. happyfeet says:

    Pete Sessions what heads this feckless NRCC mickey mouse club thinger, his daddy used to run the FBI. Here is something what I did not know about his daddy…

    Sessions became associated with the phrase “Winners Don’t Use Drugs”, which appeared on idle arcade game screens during demos or after a player finished playing a game. By law it had to be included on all imported arcade games and continued to appear long after Sessions left office. The quote normally appeared in gold against a blue background between the FBI seal and Sessions’ name.

    There’s a picture here. Also, the whole fam damnly is Eagle Scouts (read “dorks”). I can see how a dork would prefer Newt the climate change fairy to someone what is new and interesting.

  42. I’m pretty sure they’re getting ready to sell a bunch of fucktardedness offsets. A fundraiser!

  43. Veeshir says:

    If you’re apportioning practical fault for the current horrors, Newt has to be high — maybe first — on the list.
    ?The Class of ‘94 didn’t do the shit they said they would. If they had, many things would be very different.

    I gotta disagree on that. They did quite a bit of what they were promised, they didn’t start going downhill until after the media chased him out.
    And they really started sucking when the media chased Tom Delay out and gave us Denny “Hey, you can’t search a Congressman’s office” Hastert and then, that was all she wrote.
    Throw in some George W Bush, and you have a perfect storm of leftward movement by the GOP.

    Palin/Newt ’12
    I’m already printing the bumper stickers
    “Snowbilly/Satan in 2012”

  44. geoffb says:

    “Ask the Democrats who they fear running against most, and then nominate the person who is the total polar opposite.”

    Closed primaries would help this to happen.

  45. LTC John says:

    “Also, the whole fam damnly is Eagle Scouts (read “dorks”).”

    hf, I know a whole lot of Bronze and Silver Star winners who would consitute a rather large refutation of that… I’m just sayin’.

  46. happyfeet says:

    I know. It’s controversial. Still, it’s a misspent youth what ill-prepares you for pursuits not involving bravery or good character. Like, say, politics.

  47. N. O'Brain says:

    OT:

    “…After P’brain endlessly mocked and humiliated thor’s Dad ”

    You’re a fucking liar, you genital wart.

    Prove it.

    FUCKING PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fucking liar.

  48. pdbuttons says:

    oh- the lonely tenderfoot..
    must get swimming merit badge…
    must …get… swimming.. badge..
    oh-ha- basket weaving too!
    my buddy taught it…
    if i had one booktwould be boy scout feild manual
    thanks
    webelo

  49. happyfeet says:

    I went to the Fieldbook web page and those uniforms still weird me out. I don’t get that website. I get the feeling it might be something some kid did for one of his badge thingies. While wearing a kerchief around his neck just so.

  50. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Well, I just disinvited the NRCC from receiving any money or support from my broke dick ass.

    I think it’s about time for Palin to join the AIP for real and take it national. American Independence Party. They won’t even have to change the initials.

  51. geoffb says:

    I’m not sure what page you have there ‘feets. Here is the Boy Scouts page.

    I spent 5 good years running my son’s Cub Scout Pack. Lots of work but lots of fun too.

  52. geoffb says:

    “OMG its a plot!”

    Nope. Many conservatives, aka Classical Liberals are Democrats for whom the Party left them.

  53. happyfeet says:

    oh. The Boy Scouts will be 100 years old next year. That is older than Meghan’s daddy. This [pdf] is their 2006-2010 Strategic Plan. It says…

    Our new market study focusing on Hispanic/Latino Americans, African Americans, and Asian Americans will help us understand the perceptions of the BSA in these communities. In addition, we will gain a better understanding of their needs related to programs for youth and explore authentic messaging that resonates in each community.

    It doesn’t say anything about new uniforms, but this was written before they did the marketing study. I would really like to see that data. oh. Here it is (pdf) and they didn’t ask about the uniforms. Ok. Here in the accompanying ppt there’s some research on the uniforms from the focus groups they did.

    They also mentioned that they did not think their son would like the Boy Scout uniform, especially as they get older, because it looks outdated. (slide 16)

    Interestingly they also say that the uniform contributes to an impression that scouting is expensive. And the on slide 17 we learn specifically that…

    In addition, African and Hispanic/Latino youth do not think Scouts are comfortable with their racial or ethnic group, and youth in all groups do not see a Scout as someone they would hang out with. They believe the uniforms are outdated and look uncomfortable.

    on slide 25 from the African-American focus group we learn…

    Scouting can also be culturally relevant by using patrol names that have significance and meaning in the community, such as the Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, or Zulu Warrior patrols.

    okey dokey. I’m bailing on this right about now I think.

  54. happyfeet says:

    And *then* on slide 17 I meant.

  55. guinsPen says:

    the whole fam damnly is Eagle Scouts (read “dorks”)

    Turtlewater, hap’!

  56. happyfeet says:

    ok I take it back. Scouting is nice and we’ll leave it at that. It’s just kind of too nice nice.

  57. lee says:

    Newt said “dictator”?

    Why, that’s just irrational!

    Newt jumped the shark with the whole global warming thing. He’s in the same folder as McCain, as far as I’m concerned.

  58. guinsPen says:

    Scouting is… kind of too nice nice.

    Suppose they had a “Hippie Kicking” Merit Badge?

  59. geoffb says:

    #55 is depressing to me. Also makes me feel the years as I attended, as a young Boy Scout, the 50th Anniversary Jamboree in Colorado Springs in the Summer of 1960.

  60. Happy, it is nice. And, in our day and age when kids grow up way too early, it’s a good thing to put them into Geeky organizations.

    My boys scouted for a few years, but it didn’t really take. Prolly because the troop didn’t really do enough stuff.

  61. Correct, the Republicans still don’t get it. Guess what? They’re not going to get it. They never get it. REAGAN WAS AN ANOMALY, a one-off who put freedom first. Hell, we elected his Vice President after him, and look what did we get? Kinder, gentler, Murphy Brown, flag burning, read-my-lips tax increases, blah blah blah. His son was no better, other than at least knowing how to fight a war.

    The Republicans are never going to get it, and the next question is “now what”?

  62. Most Serene Excellency says:

    Sarah Palin was the only reason I voted for John McCain, and I’m a Goldwater democrat. When are the Republicans (or the democrats) realize that we are fed up with the Bozos in DC. Give su a decent alternative.

  63. pdbuttons says:

    boy scout story
    one of them wiry 5 foot 2 guys
    was visiting our troop
    yrs ago
    and he said.. i can kick all ur asses with both hands tied behind my back…
    so we tie hims hands…
    throw blanket over his head
    and 16/ 20 scouts proceeded to beat the shit out of him…
    it’s funny what memories stick after..all these years
    we beat him good..
    i’m still laughing

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