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“Beware the cult of Obama”

Evidently Gene Healy hasn’t been reading his David Horowitz…

— Well, except for the “Republicans do it too,” part, maybe.

78 Replies to ““Beware the cult of Obama””

  1. no, no, it’s okay because he spends a few paragraphs on GWB in his flight suit.

  2. See, now I never got a major creepy cult vibe from Bush supporters. The flight suit stuff was done in good humor, except of course, the HUGE mocking done by the left.

    Bush, for me, in those days and months following 9/11 represented the best of American resiliency. Whether you liked him or not, he personified the idea that America was a good place.

    Baracky isn’t so sure America is all that great, which is why I hate his smarmy looks.

  3. See, now I never got a major creepy cult vibe from Bush supporters.

    cuz u wuz one. ;D

  4. pdbuttons says:

    my phone ring is…
    “i hear you…”
    bush on the rubble w/ bullhorn
    it pisses peeps off SO much
    i laugh and laugh!
    ’tis only 20 seconds/ u can download it from u tube
    i’m a computer tard/ i’d give u a link
    sorry

  5. I’m sure people would say that, but I really wasn’t. He kept us safe, and for that I think he’ll be remembered as a great president. He was better than the alternatives offered.

    I do think he is a great man.

  6. sure, sure…

    *takes sip out of “Thank You President Bush” mug.*

  7. TheGeezer says:

    If I want to start a Jeff Goldstein cult, does that make me gay? I mean, I only want it to be Platonic.

  8. pdbuttons says:

    sip? we gulp/ and afterwords say “aaaahhhh”
    sip?-sippy cups are so obama
    pinky salute!

  9. alppuccino says:

    I thought George looked good in that flight suit. He is a pilot. And the troops LOVED him!!! Still do. What suit is Obama going to show up in after he converts us to socialism? A monkey suit?

    …..don’t hit the “Say it!” button. Don’t hit the “S

  10. thor says:

    All things considered, Bush was a shitty President.

  11. alppuccino says:

    I disagree.

  12. happyfeet says:

    Bush was a for real president is the point. This one is a muppet with a nasty old hungarian dude’s hand up his ass.

  13. alppuccino says:

    Beaker, right?

  14. SDN says:

    And all things considered, buttmunch, I’m still waiting for my landing zone.

  15. Tom vG says:

    Don’t let Mr. Horowitz, who’s work quite influential for me, read this piece below… it actually includes an accurate definition about what is going on in U. S. of A. using lines like this:

    “The auto manufacturing sector of the U.S. economy has come under fascistic rule. President Barack Obama and his team have assumed such powers pretty much on their own, without a referendum – indeed, polls seem to show that most American disapprove of what the administration is doing, such as ousting the head of General Motors.”

    Too incendiary to lead with – and maybe best left to Bill Maher’s clustertalk tv – but words are our tools, eh?

    http://www.ocregister.com/articles/power-economy-most-2349910-country-obama

  16. Ella says:

    I didn’t get a cult vibe off the Bush followers. For that matter, I didn’t get a cult vibe off the B. Clinton followers.

    O! is a new level of creepy.

  17. JHoward says:

    Clearly thor’s had his spoon-feeding for the day.

  18. BJT-FREE! says:

    General Motors down again today, thor. Nice call on your part.

  19. JHoward says:

    Part five of that piece of shit is a superb sales pitch. Socialism works, folks. Just ask pubic teevee.

  20. JHoward says:

    And the NYT.

  21. JHoward says:

    Who dig the Cult of Oprompta.

  22. Mr. Pink says:

    I never saw anyone wear a t-shirt with Bush’s face on it like I have seen with Obama. I have never seen Bush stylized as Superman on a t-shirt like I have with Obama. I never saw every single magazine in a grocery isle, I am seriously not kidding, with Bush on the cover smiling at me.

  23. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    So Al Qaeda saw Dubya’s junk in that parachute harness, and thought, “Holy shit! Look at the size of his balls! We better just wait for the next guy. Americans are stupid and will probably vote in a mealy mouthed pussy.”

  24. Mr. Pink says:

    People that like Obama are freakin cultists that should be laughed at plain and simple. Yes I know I am oversimplifying but there it is f@ck you if you do not like it.

  25. thor says:


    Comment by BJT-FREE! on 3/31 @ 12:54 pm #

    General Motors down again today, thor. Nice call on your part.

    Where’d I say anything about GM stock today?

    Oh, I get it. It’s fantasy put down time. You’re mom is going down faster than GM stock. Hahaha. So funny, that was a famous PW put-down! Get it? Mom? Stock? Going down?

    I voted for Obama. I’m making money in the stock market. Yes, even those few shares I purchased yesterday when all the sellers were willing to sell at cheaper prices than today, just 24 hours later!

    Buy low sell high. Buy when they sell and sell when they buy. They call it capitalism in certain circles.

  26. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “I never saw anyone wear a t-shirt with Bush’s face on it like I have seen with Obama.”

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1105083obamamugs1.html

    (sorry, can’t make a “short link” from this computer)

  27. Veeshir says:

    If I want to start a Jeff Goldstein cult, does that make me gay? I mean, I only want it to be Platonic.

    Yes, that makes you more gay, Plato was gay you know.

  28. JHoward says:

    It’s okay, thor. Settle down, son.

  29. David Frum Horowitz Brooks Brock III, Esq. says:

    Please. Spare us. Comparing a minor magazine website selling a Bush action figure to the universal orgy of Obastard cultism is like comparing a once-a-month cigarette smoker to a three-pack per day Chesterfield habit. Nauseating it is, using these “so’s your old man” arguments. The scale of differences between the drooling hordes fawning over the Unicorn Fascist in the Oval Stables and any other President’s popularity is absurd. The support for a newly minted President Clinton was positively demure compared to this polluted Democrat ocean of political Kool-Aid.

  30. George Orwell says:

    Sockpuppet be gone!

  31. Mr. Pink says:

    These Obama cultists like thor are laughable excuses for human beings. All with their bumper stickes, Victory plates, and little sayings, like “change”. I mean what serious person says “change” without any clue as to what it means? You can line up 20 of Obama supporters in a row and ask them and probably get 15 different answers. Does anyone in here remember people fainting at GWB rallies? Hell no. Does anyone remember people crying and saying GWB would pay their mortgage? Again no. Kids lined up in public schools for videos on youtube giving Nazi like salutes and saying how GWB changed their life? Cultists all, blind sheep with no direction in life and no self reliance at all. Thor probably can’t do his own laundry without help.

  32. Jay C. says:

    On Hardball, after the “Mission Accomplished” speech, G. Gordon Liddy got graphic enough to embarrass Judith Warner: “Here comes George Bush. You know, he’s in his flight suit, he’s striding across the deck, and he’s wearing his parachute harness…. and it makes the best of his manly characteristic…. He has just won every woman’s vote in the United States of America!”

    Did he really make a reference to GWB’s bulbous parts? G. Gordon Liddy???

  33. ushie says:

    “Plato was gay you know.”

    If Plato was gay, what does that make Goofy?

  34. pdbuttons says:

    shopping channel

  35. Mr. Pink says:

    After seeing all the child cult indoctrination videos of Team Obama I have come to the conclusion that when the left called Bush a fascist it is because they wanted to be in charge on 911 and use that “crisis” as a means to do all the shit they are doing now, including actual fascism.

    PS Yes I am being over the top on this thread but who cares if I am going to be painted as an extremist anyway by my “betters” why not go for the gold. This thread needs some more Vermont Neighbor!!!!!

  36. LTC John says:

    Weren’t there several Hollywood types making filmed pledges of loyalty to the last President? No? Hmmmm.

  37. N. O'Brain says:

    Comment by thor on 3/31 @ 12:40 pm #

    Shut the fuck up, whore, no one here is interested in your ignorant, asinine opinion.

  38. Matt says:

    BTW, is anyone really buying thor’s BS about how rich he is and how much money he’s made exploiting the stock market. Its the internet, anybody can make up stories. I’ve seen nothing to back up any of it.

    For example, I just made a million dollars in one month with the “work from home” program I saw on an infomercial. As such, I am uniquely qualified to lecture thuglicans on pretty much everything related to the economy. And Bush was hitler.

    On the internet – nobody can hear you lie.

  39. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by ushie on 3/31 @ 1:12 pm #

    “Plato was gay you know.”

    If Plato was gay, what does that make Goofy?”

    No no no, Mickey Mouse left Minnie Mouse because she was fuckin’ goofy.

  40. Squid says:

    Matt, if you’ve also banged a Russian chick, I’d like to read about your foreign policy ideas.

  41. N. O'Brain says:

    “Its the internet, anybody can make up stories.”

    On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

    Everyone knows, however, that thor is a obsessive compulsive jerkoff with the intelligence of a slime mold and the soul of an NKVD torturer.

  42. gus says:

    Folks, if the Big Eared Bastard gives some of YOUR MONEY to NEWSPAPERS, then Obama can run the newspapers too?
    The SCHOOLS
    If Obama the Marxist dimwit gives money to any group he gets to run that group??? IT’s not his fucking money.

  43. kelly says:

    No, no, no, guys. thor makes perfect sense…if you’ve downed a fifth of cheap vodka by 11ish each morning and shat your britches by noon.

  44. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    thor: “I voted for Obama. I’m making money in the stock market.”

    (snicker)

    thor: “And my penis is this (———–)* big.”

    *actual size (guarantee of said size void on Craig’s List)

  45. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “if you’ve downed a fifth of cheap vodka by 11ish each morning and shat your britches by noon.”

    Oh, ok…so you do know a few Wall Street brokers.

  46. pdbuttons says:

    if i had a [cartoon] hammer
    i’d [cartoon] hammer in the morn
    typing hard
    if i had a [cartoon] banjo
    i’d call the dentist
    cuz shiny teeth
    are where it’s at!
    plinck plincky plink
    pete seeger-deliverance me!

  47. pdbuttons says:

    ’tis noon somewhere in the world
    disneyland!
    my suit kinda stinks
    look- rush limbaugh

  48. thor says:

    Lamont: “I try too hard to be funny.”

    (no shit, asshole)

    Lamont: “And my … dick ain’t much.”

    *nobody cares

  49. JD says:

    I thought this thor douchebag was gone. Was I hallucinating?

  50. Rusty says:

    #38
    Comment by Matt on 3/31 @ 2:09 pm #

    BTW, is anyone really buying thor’s BS about how rich he is and how much money he’s made exploiting the stock market. Its the internet, anybody can make up stories. I’ve seen nothing to back up any of it.

    For example, I just made a million dollars in one month with the “work from home” program I saw on an infomercial. As such, I am uniquely qualified to lecture thuglicans on pretty much everything related to the economy. And Bush was hitler.

    On the internet – nobody can hear you lie.

    If you’ve been around the internet for any length of time one of the first things an internet loser will tell you is how wealthy they are……, how hot their wife is,…………………how much cooler than yours, their car/cars are,…………………how big their house is, …………….and how much smarter than you they are. They NEED to tell you that stuff so that they feel they better about themselves. In other words a total loser.
    After he was caught lying the first time I wrote him off. Life is too short to deal with people who live like that.

  51. dicentra says:

    There was a Bush Cult of Personality?

    I didn’t know Bush had a personality!

  52. Carin says:

    f I want to start a Jeff Goldstein cult, does that make me gay? I

    Wait. I thought we already were a cult.

  53. pdbuttons says:

    gimme shelter ain’t a movie
    ’til hippie get beat by pool sticks
    thor-rack ’em

  54. dicentra says:

    Wait. I thought we already were a cult.

    We don’t have a white van to collect runaways and send them back for reeducation.

    Or matching costumes. Gotta have matching costumes.

  55. geoffb says:

    I read this piece yesterday at RS McCain that had a perfect description of the online Obama cultists that infest right side web sites. It goes.

    “but they’re actually the microbial virus that festers within the pathological parasites which infest the pus that oozes from the chancroid sore on the Democratic Party rectal sphincter that is the Obama machine.”

    That about covers the cult I think.

  56. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “Gotta have matching costumes.”

    They’re called “uniforms” dicentra. Mine has rhinestones and sequins.

    Not bragging.

    I have a “Be-Dazzler” and free time.

  57. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “I try too hard to be funny.”

    Up yours buddy. I don’t “try too hard” at anything.

    I prefer to slack my way into everything. Better results.

    Shouldn’t you be humping a margin call somewhere and begging for your Daddy’s money back?

    “Buy when they sell”…

    When they sell what stupid? Citi? BoA? Buy it? Buying loooooooong are we? Tell ya what thor, I have a whole giant room full of horse shit you need to buy before Soros gets it. I know, I know, the room is full of horse shit.

    But with that much horse shit you KNOW there’s a pony in that room somewhere.

    Congrats. You’re the new Secretary of Treasury.

    Jackass.

  58. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by JD on 3/31 @ 3:16 pm #

    I thought this thor douchebag was gone. Was I hallucinating?”

    No, he’s back stealing Jeff’s bandwidth.

    Liar, thief, douchebag.

  59. blowhard says:

    If we get costumes, I know what I’m voting for.

  60. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “If we get costumes, I know what I’m voting for.”

    So…if Obama comes along, you must whip it? Whip it good?

    We could make a John Hughes movie out of it!

  61. N. O'Brain says:

    bh, you look like a chess piece.

  62. Matt says:

    Squid, all I can’t talk about Svetlana. I’m sorry.

    I have a Canadian gf btw. We met online

    -Thor

  63. Matt says:

    *Mine has rhinestones and sequins.*

    Mine has metal spikes and a cowboy hat. Outlaw !

  64. Matt says:

    I gotta be honest though, despite his many failings as a troll, I suspect thor would do a better job than Tim Geitner.

  65. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “I gotta be honest though, despite his many failings as a troll, I suspect thor would do a better job than Tim Geitner.”

    So would your average 8 yr old with a basic fucking knowledge of addition & subtraction.

  66. blowhard says:

    From the “When Cults Collide” file: this is an official Devo t-shirt.

    From the online store description:

    T-Shirt printed for and sold at DEVO’s “Duty Now For The Future” concert in Akron, Ohio on October 17th, 2008. The concert was DEVO’s first show in their hometown of Akron since the late 1970’s, and served as a benefit for Barack Obama’s campaign for Presidency. Get yours now! These will definitely be collector’s items.

  67. JD says:

    My next door neighbors Shit-zu could do better.

    I denounce myself.

  68. White Reverend Wright says:

    White Obama voters are uncle Tom’s.

  69. Matt says:

    That, of course, was my point Lamont.

    I’m sure this has been thought of before but imagine if Gregg took the Treasury job. Then Obama could blame the entire financial crisis on a republican.

  70. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “That, of course, was my point Lamont.”

    No, I get it. We’re on the same page. But, and I think you’d agree, at this point, the “Count” on Sesame Street has a better handle on the economy than Geithner.

    Or any ranking Dem on the Hill.

  71. lee says:

    It’s people like you guys, denying Obamas overwhelming magnificence, that is the reason this isn’t going away.

    A proposal in Congress to study whether “mandatory” service should be required of all young people in the United States has suddenly disappeared from a bill that would reauthorize other national service programs such as AmeriCorps. But the plan has appeared in another bill at just about the same time.

    Dear leader knows we are hopeless, but Americas children will volunteer for the mandatory “Obama youth brigade”. Count on it.

  72. Swen Swenson says:

    Thor probably can’t do his own laundry without help.

    I’m pretty sure Thor’s mom does his laundry while he smokes dope, plays fantasy games, and waits for his other testicle to descend. I mean. Isn’t it obvious? The real clue: Every couple weeks he runs out of dope and actually posts a few lucid comments.

  73. pdbuttons says:

    personaly/ i like thor
    he be off the rails but/
    u ever try to go onnarealist site?
    nite nite

  74. Rusty says:

    #52
    Wait. I thought we already were a cult.

    No.no. More like a fraternal order like the Moose, or the Elks. Yeah. We can hold benefits and gamble and have a secret handshake. Oh. And lots of booze. And later we’ll do that political stuff.

  75. Swen Swenson says:

    Gotta have matching costumes.

    Me druges, allow me to suggest white long-handles, cod piece, and derby..

  76. pdbuttons says:

    i have bjork swan costume
    we talk like dolphins…yes?

  77. RTO Trainer says:

    Well, except for the “Republicans do it too,” part, maybe.

    Always a seizure of the moral highground, that argument.

  78. Animal sex. says:

    Animal sex stories….

    Farm animal sex farm….

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