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Did you know the creepy lead singer guy of Wet Wet Wet had a horrible smack problem at one point?
I’ve spent the last 40 odd (truly) years living in Illinois. I’d have to go all the way back to Abe Lincoln to find somebody who’d speak for me.
Dan Collins, papist and psychopath.
e,f. hutton
rhyme with pd…
Thanks, Jim. Maybe psychopapists could be a subset of OUTLAWS.
I best don’t speak for myself.
Easy for you to say.
I agree.
Just yankin’ yer chain, Collins. Cowpunk, psychopapist, Tom Lehrer, it’s all the same to me…
No, I meant, “Thanks, Jim.”
oh. I didn’t answer the question right.
ok. That one what’s married to Tom Cruise. I don’t trust her. Also, cajuns.
Katrina victims.
CARNIES!!1!
cartoon characters/easily disavowed
re-written
plus they come w/ such cool side effects[booiing]
The Center for Science in the Public Interest.
anyone what uses the word sustainable unironically
japenese louise godzilla victims
their mouths be moving/ but i cant hear what they’re saying
Do I have to name all six-billion-plus?
east asian theme
hawaii 5 0
not chin ho kelly/that other dude…,
wait…
wait 4 it…
Zulu…as..Kono
look it up
I can think of a lot of names, however President Obama is coming up fast on the inside. He can no longer be seen as a dark horse in this race to best not speak for me.
Just do like McDonald’s, McGehee: Billions and billions.
You’re welcome, Dan.
u don’t have to name all 6 billion chinky-chunky
lead paint toy pimps
only one
has to name you
[u americans have big penis!]
So, Dan, what’s next on the state of Connecticut’s agenda, you think? Changing the requirements for priesthood? Maybe church architecture? “Only two gothic arches per building, dammit!”
They will change Gothic to golden. Still the limit will be two.
They’ll probably try to make sure that they’re all gay married.
foxwood arch/tolls decided on axles/angels
in ur gas guzzler
I 84 tax
looking at me tax
not properly addressing me tax
did i say tax?tax
trail of tears[northeast division] tax
hay a good time in the.[nutmeg-tax?-acorn?tax]
state
You know, for a brief time, labor unions were considered a good thing. I’d say they’ve come a long way from being shot on sight to shouldering the blame for manufacturing market-inappropriate automobiles.
Health care burden. Also.
Or fallen. Still limit two.
Maybe they should make ’em shorten up the mass a bit. Twitterize it for the post-MTV generation.
Paula Abdul, when she’s sober.
RTO Trainer…
unless of course he asks me first.
What [that guy.] I [no. the other one.] didn’t say best doesn’t speak for me [him.].
The Geico money stack.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Oh yeah? Well, the river Temarc in winter.
How do you like them apples?
?
The beast of Tanagra. Take that!
Well, if I weren’t so bored waiting for things to reboot (and reboot, and reboot), it’d be Mirab, with sails unfurled for ol’ Dicey.
I want Krauthammer to not speak for me. If he’s not available, then I want Ted Nugent not speaking for me. In a pinch, I don’t want Chuck Norris.
*Also, cajuns.*
And carnies. Small hands.
crap reference to carnies brings up “circus freak” circus freak brings up “talking monkey” talking monkey brings up Al Sharpton, Al Sharpton brings up “every reference to a monkey is racist” I saying something which may or may not involve talking monkeys and suddenly I have one of the former cosby kids outside my door.
No not that one, the fat one.
Why no Chuck Norris ?
If Chuck Norris claims to speak for you, shut up and let him.
Turtles.
Turtles.
Why should the rest of the country pay for these few?
Turns out most of the foreclosures are centered in a few dense clusters.