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More Alleged Assaultive Dead Chimp Cartoon Rage [Dan Collins]

Someone named Michael Wolff at the Newser blog “Off the Grid” is yammering on again about the racism of the Delonas cartoon that we mentioned yesterday. But what Wolff and others don’t get is–Obama didn’t write the damn thing. He let friggin’ Congress do that. If he’d have said “sign the next stimulus bill,” then that would certainly associate Obama with Travis the Chimp. He didn’t.

Hell, Obama didn’t even read the damn thing.

Another surprise: Michael Wolff writes for Vanity Fair.

More: It’s unbelievable how unhinged these people are. It’s hard out there for a chimp.

NYPost responds:

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.

It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.

Period.

But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.

However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.

To them, no apology is due.

Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

Here, by contrast, is an example of serious journalistic malfeasance.

182 Replies to “More Alleged Assaultive Dead Chimp Cartoon Rage [Dan Collins]”

  1. SarahW says:

    I do not look at monkey pictures and automatically think “black person”. Why do Vanity Fair writers?

  2. Ella says:

    IT’S RACIST BECAUSE OBAMA IS BLACK AND MONKEYS HAVE BLACK FUR AND ALL CARTOONS ARE RACIST AND SARAHW IS RACIST AND EVERYONE WHO READS CARTOONS IS RACIST.

  3. Mikey NTH says:

    Carin – in this case, to ask the question is to answer it.

  4. Ella says:

    Do I need a /sarc thing at the end of that? Or is that implied?

  5. mcgruder says:

    hooh boy. i worked with sean at the ny post and hes not a hater, just a really, really wry sharp-witted guy. also, a total liberal.

    i know mike wolff and he’s a really honest liberal; i worked a little with his daughter and she’s a nice girl, maybe 25 now. a kid in the NYP newsroom.

    this is just ridiculous and michael should know better….col allen’s not getting shot over this, thats for damn sure.

  6. happyfeet says:

    I don’t think it’s unhelpful when Baracky’s media is this egregiously stupid. There’s not a few who will read of this and have a moment of clarity I imagine.

  7. Percy Dovetonsils says:

    “Do I need a /sarc thing at the end of that? Or is that implied?”

    The lack of punctuation was a good touch, but the properly spelled words and non-usage of some variant of “wingnut” would tip the discerning reader off that this was parody.

  8. Roland THTG says:

    That fucking monkey bit me once too, back in ’96 I think.
    I hates me some monkeys.

  9. Mr. White says:

    Instead of just whining about the GOP’s Chimp problem, why can’t the Republican leadership for once agree on something and plan a Final Solution?

    ….

  10. JD says:

    Mr. White is a mendoucheous asshat.

    Isn’t Wolff a regular on the Olbergasm and Madcow shows?

  11. Dan Collins says:

    You know, everything in the world is just a big Rorschach blot for Mr. White to project onto.

  12. Rob Crawford says:

    That’s why sane people ‘hammer Mr. White and are not bothered by his menstruations ministrations.

  13. Dan Collins says:

    Okay, minestrone for dinner is right out.

  14. JD says:

    Rob C – This one is performance art. Dance, chimp. Dance!

    I denounce the racist patriarchal Mr. White.

  15. JD says:

    Minestrone and minstration are dangerously close to minstrel … just sayin’ – RACISTS

  16. cranky-d says:

    Who is this Mr. White you speak of?

  17. N. O'Brain says:

    “Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 2:35 pm #

    Instead of just whining about the GOP’s Chimp problem, why can’t the Republican leadership for once agree on something and plan a Final Solution?”

    Because genocide is a pervue of the reactionary left.

    Stalin.

    Hitler.

    Pol Pot.

    All your heroes.

  18. Mr. Pink says:

    I think this stems from white liberals jealousy of the race card. They are the most pasty white, Crackerbarrel shopping effeminate among us by stereotype. The are very guilty of their place in this world and how they got to it, so they wish to pawn their guilt off. So they just redefine racism as the opposite of being liberal, ie anyone they view as a Republican. By doing this they can not only get rid of their guilt, but also feel like they are fighting what they are guilty about.

    So now this little piece of garbage, probably some 125 pound white kid from the suburbs, is throwing out the race card like he was a black woman told to get to the back of the bus in 1960. All the while probably the only black people he has any interaction with want to kick his ass.

  19. cranky-d says:

    Oh. I have the feeling Mr. White is just another re-branding of an existing troll.

  20. Mr. Pink says:

    Assclown if I had my guess, but my thoughts still apply.

  21. libocrat says:

    Maybe Travis the chimp was Mr.White’s life partner.

  22. Log Cabin says:

    How can any possibly compare Obama to a chimp? Everyone knows that Wookie/Klingon hybrids and Chimpanzees are natural enemies and NEVER interbreed. However, Wookie/Klingons are known to be highly aroused by human males of Kenyan extraction.

    So there’s your scientific proof!

  23. alppuccino says:

    Maybe Travis the chimp was Mr.White’s life partner.

    Speaking ill of the dead now libocrat? So soon too.

  24. alppuccino says:

    If Reagan were a younger man, I don’t thing any of us would begrudge him that indulgence. I’m sure Bill Clinton saw his face in Sarah’s ass around shower time.

  25. Techie says:

    We’ve got another MENSA member here.

    Vanity Fair, the go-to read for rich female liberals.

  26. JD says:

    We can add sexist to racist and patriarchal for this Mr. White thingie.

  27. Al has been out of the news since The Messiah came on the scene. How long do you think the guy can last without a little print?
    Check out my blog for my cartoon of Uncle Al

  28. libocrat says:

    I think Mrs. White saw his own face in Travis the Chimps ass quite often.
    Hang in the Mrs. White, beastiality isn’t dead yet. Just Travis!

  29. N. O'Brain says:

    #Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 3:25 pm #

    And that comment has any relationship to anything said here…..how?

  30. Techie says:

    too good not to steal:

    Q: What’s one difference between Barack Obama and Jesus Christ?

    A: Jesus can assemble a cabinet.

    (thank you, tip your waitresses and hattip Jim Treacher)

  31. Cave Bear says:

    C’mon, mcgruder. You are carrying the professional courtesy thing WAY too far. “Honest liberal” my ass. This Wolff guy is clearly a DIShonest liberal douchenozzle. I’ve seen that cartoon, as I’m sure you have. There was not a goddam thing about it that was racist, except in the fevered imaginations of lefty fucktards like your pal Mr. Wolff. Jeez…

    And as for Mr. White, not to put to fine a point on it, but suck it, bitch. It’s all you are good for.

  32. McGehee says:

    If the Travis shooting and the cartoon had happened just a year earlier, to whom would the Left assume the cartoon referred?

  33. libocrat says:

    Who is Mrs. White’s lover Travis the Chimp for $1000.00 Alex?

  34. Old Texas Turkey says:

    oh oh oh McGehee. pick me. pick me. pick me. (waves hand in the air)

  35. Reality Knocking says:

    Wow. There were a lot of mouth breathers on that site, starting with Mr. Wolff.
    This is obviously a case of someone using any tool available to silence a critic of the Messiah President. It is particularly rich considering how often Bush was compared to a chimp over the last 8 years.

    As for the reflexive racism thing, WHEN is this going to end? The way things are going, the only way is with very ugly violence. Users of this technique in getting their way should really think on that when employing it.

  36. Charybdis E. Scylla says:

    Comment by Mr. White on 2/19 @ 4:26 pm #
    “Let us not quibble, for today a threshold has been crossed – Dan Collins finally deployed the N word. It was only a matter of time.”

    Yawn…And this matters how? Which threshold was crossed and what are the consequences? Dan will still post what interests him and you’ll still sit on the sidelines, hooting and throwing shit. Seems the same to me.

    I swear, sometimes I think people believe this internet stuff is more important than real life. Then again, I don’t live with my parents and can stay out past 10 O’clock. Grow up already.

  37. libocrat says:

    Mrs. White. clearly you are too stupid and deluded to know that everyone here is laughing at you. What kind of fucking idiot are you?
    Let me guess??? LIBTARD.

  38. B Moe says:

    Let us not quibble, for today a threshold has been crossed – Dan Collins finally deployed the N word. It was only a matter of time.

    So how long have you been tracking Dan’s vocabulary?

  39. JD says:

    Mr Whitey the patriarchal racist is good at this performance art thingie. And it is a twatwaffle.

  40. libocrat says:

    C.E.S. Mrs.White is throwing shit around because she too is a chimp. Chimp is as chimp does.

  41. Charybdis E. Scylla says:

    I had originally pegged Mr. White as a Lance Link wannabe, but now I think he belongs on the CHUMP side of the house…maybe Ali Assa Seen?

    (And yes, I see the irony of telling him to grow up and then making a 70’s Saturday morning kid’s show reference. I’m like that.)

  42. Carin says:

    Carin – in this case, to ask the question is to answer it.

    Is the question – does this topic need unicorns and rainbows?

  43. Matt says:

    Swear to god, i need an instruction manual. WE can call Bush Hitler and a chimp but we can’t do cartoons which may or may not be Barrak Obama because then we’re not respecting the man or the presidency.

    Could we get some “Worshiping at the Altar of Obama for Dummies” printed please. I can’t just be expected to know this shit.

  44. JD says:

    And fuzzy little bunnies …

  45. JD says:

    but we can’t do cartoons which compare Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to a chimp, because it is racist against Baracky.

    There, fixed that for you, Matt.

  46. N. O'Brain says:

    Mr…..White.

    Doesn’t that sound kinda racist?

  47. Techie says:

    Or what, Mr. White is going to tell teacher?

  48. Obama says:

    God damn if that isn’t a typical white person.

  49. router says:

    mr. white your condition can be cured by applying a parsnip to your rectum

  50. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I see no Mr. White here.

    All I see is some blank posts with this in them.

  51. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Mr…..White.

    Doesn’t that sound kinda racist?

    Yes, it does, especially if you stop to think about the etymology of “Mr.” (ca. 1545–55; var. of master)

    MASTER WHITE.

    Jayzus.

    I think that may be the most racist name that anyone has ever used on this site.

  52. Mr. Pink says:

    Pretty funny that we got someone on here implying that everyone here is a racist while he is supporting a politician who attended a racist church for 20 years.

  53. Mr. White says:

    Spies, Brigands, and Pirates – kind of a patchy job there at ignoring me.

    Just to show there’s no hard feelings, here is some soothing music for you.

  54. Rob Crawford says:

    Pretty funny that we got someone on here implying that everyone here is a racist while he is supporting a politician who attended a racist church for 20 years.

    Yeah, but, you see, Obama can’t be racist, because, as a black man in the United States, he just doesn’t have any power.

  55. Dan Collins finally deployed the N word. It was only a matter of time.

    over a year ago… there may be earlier instances. I wasn’t terribly surprised. It’s Dan Collins! NTTAWWT.

  56. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, maggie. And, for the record, when I use “nigger”, I don’t use in in any hatier fashion than any of the other things that I don’t say, unless I’m joking, such as kike, mick, WOP, limey, surrender monkey, gook, or motherfelching douchenozzle. The point is, in this joke, that if I’m not allowed to say preznit, what am I allowed to say?

  57. urthshu says:

    The N word?

    Liberal, please.

  58. JD says:

    menfelcheous douchenozzle, not motherfelching … git it right git.

  59. I thought O! made it alright to say it or is it cause he’s President?

  60. JD says:

    So, do you folks think that Mr. White is the felcher or the felchee ?

  61. Thanks, maggie. And, for the record,

    blah, blah, blah… whatevs. as I learned(overheard) from a cast mate last week even using the word faggoting is an indication you’re a hateful, hateful person.

    also niggardly.

  62. router says:

    yo how about pollack or hunky? what’s an eastern euro to do

  63. router says:

    the dude was totally niggardly with the fags

  64. RACIST!!!

    anyhoo, In Bruges showed up today and I’m done with my bike riding… catch y’all later.

  65. Thomas Martin says:

    Sean did a GREAT cartoon!!! I applaud him!!! Let me point out that the REAL reason this story is all over the SECULAR LIBERAL media is that the Leftist Media & Hollywood, etc. CREATED OBAMA. He is a PRODUCT of them. They are trying to “PROTECT” Obama (the one they created) & trying to send the message that if anyone DARE voice their opposition to their “Messiah” that they will be dealt with severely by being humiliated & picketed, etc. (in order to keep their Messiah in power to do the secular media’s & Hollywood’s, etc.bidding). I CANNOT BELIEVE the SHEEP mentality of MOST Americans! WAKE UP!!! You have all been fed the Kool-Aid & are following BLINDLY with everyone else because you do not have the intestinal fortitude to THINK FOR YOURSELVES & STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT! Barrack Obama is NOT EVEN his REAL name! It’s Barry Soetoro. And he is an INDONESIAN citizen & possibly a BRITISH citizen also (due to him being born in Kenya where at the time of his birth Kenya was under BRITISH rule). Contrary to what the liberal media would have you believe, he was NOT born in Hawaii (his “supposed” birth certificate that he posted online is BOGUS & has been proven BOGUS by forensic experts…Google it & you’ll see) & is therefore NOT a Natural Born citizen & therefore is not qualified to be US President according to the US Constitution, Article 2, Section 1.Visit defendourfreedoms.us, therightsideoflife.com, americanthinker.com & worldnetdaily.com & you’ll see the TRUTH of what is happening. The so-called STIMULUS package is BOGUS & won’t work & has been created to force Americans into Socialism (& not Capitalism) & keep them dependent on the government so the government can rule over them. Why do you think Obama’s regime is trying to NATIONALIZE the banks & the auto, healthcare, financial industries.? So they can have rule over you and your children & your grandchildren! WAKE UP PEOPLE! Keep up the great cartoons, Sean!!!

  66. Dan Collins says:

    Erm. And now back to our regular programming.

  67. Carin says:

    Dude, take a breath. Have a drink or something.

  68. Carin says:

    Ella, up at #2 … take note of how Thomas did that. WALL of text. All Caps in select passages.

  69. Rob Crawford says:

    I think I prefer Ella’s parodic style.

  70. Carin says:

    Well, I knew right off that Ella was a parody. I’m just saying if she wants to take it up a notch.

    I

  71. nikkolai says:

    Senor Blanco este es mas stupido…

  72. cynn says:

    Thomas Martin just may have a point. Too bad it’s on top of his head.

  73. Mr. White says:

    And, for the record, when I use “nigger”, I don’t use in in any hatier fashion than any of the other things that I don’t say

    Hatier? Cessez de creuser quand vous êtes dans un trou.

  74. Yeah, the weird thing is, when I saw the cartoon, I laughed and laughed- the chimp is lying there dead and the cops say ‘who is going to right the next stimulus bill’- like it was a circus monkey who wrote the first one- very funny. And then someone told me that I am racist for laughing at that, and that the chimp is Obama because Obama is black, and somehow that is associated with monkeys. That surprised me, almost as much as finding out that I’m unpatriotic for not wanting my taxes raised. Who knew- I’m both racist and unpatriotic- I’m glad the left is here to tell me these things!

  75. router says:

    Voici la salle de bains.

  76. Matt says:

    *Have a drink or something.*

    Totally taking your advice Carin.

    And JD, if I could hire you to follow me around for the next year so I don’t say anything that would cause trouble with the thought police, that would be great. You’d get your own company unicorn, though you’d have to sign something that says you promise not to eat it during your tenure.

  77. JD says:

    Matt – I would not sign that waiver. BBQ unicorn is a goal of mine. Unicorn brisket. Yum.

  78. Matt says:

    I’ve alerted PHTU(-e) to your anti-unicorn intentions. Expect a visit.

    Conservative teacher, despite the fact that “we” elected a black president, I get the impression after 4 years, we’re going to get to the point where we are racist for breathing. I’ll be honest with you, I though Obama was going to cure all of those ills but apparently he’s too busy spending my money.

  79. Log Cabin says:

    “Cessez de creuser quand vous êtes dans un trou.”

    White idiot,
    No one here wants to know about your trou.
    Also, we are not impressed that you speak the language of arrogant, wine sipping, surrender monkeys so poorly. Stop using Yahoo translator and open a book.

    Cassez-vous et mourez right back atcha.

  80. happyfeet says:

    When I was looking for my hoisin sauce they had Texas Brisket Sauce on the ethnic food aisle. I was offended sorta. And then I looked and it’s from Arizona. That’s messed up. No fish sauce anywhere. I did get the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake rolls. Finally. And a little bottle of sake. Caution. Remove the bottle cap before heating it says. This is what the Japanese think of us.

  81. JD says:

    Monsieur White est un membre raciste sexiste du patriarchy qui aime lécher sur le robinet.

  82. happyfeet says:

    Hundreds of demonstrators rallied to boycott the New York Post on Thursday, branding the newspaper as racist for publishing a cartoon that appeared to compare President Barack Obama to a chimpanzee.

    “I guess they thought we were chimpanzees,” Sharpton said. “They will find out we are lions.”

    “You would have to be in a time warp or in a whole other world not to know what that means,” said demonstrator Charles Ashley, 25, a model who did not believe the cartoon was an innocent political joke.

    “Just the fact that they put a monkey with gunshot wounds in his chest, it gives the idea of an assassination,” said Peter Aviles, 48, a building superintendent.*

    oh. Forget the Japanese. Reuters thinks were dumb as dirt sounds like.

  83. JD says:

    Those Japanese are feeling all sorts of superior after we elected a dirty little socialist.

  84. Log Cabin says:

    “This is what the Japanese think of us.”

    Can you blame them, Feet? With all the lawsuit happy a-holes running around over here, aided by armies of lawyers looking for a big payday?

    I mean, the Japanese people are slightly crazy, but they’re not stupid!

  85. JD says:

    that appeared to compare President Barack Obama to a chimpanzee.

    It only appears that way to 2 groups of people – 1) people who are predisposed to see racial undertones where none exist, and 2) people who do not know that SanFranNan and Harry Reid wrote the 1st “stimulus” bill. How sad is it that we have to now refer to it as the 1st?

  86. router says:

    obama idiot jackass

  87. router says:

    or maybe barry “longdon jackass”

  88. happyfeet says:

    The white peoples is just licking this up. Here’s a fun game. Whoever guesses where this comes from first can have a Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Roll what is delectable and only 240 calories. Just one cause there aren’t that many left.

    ***

    Viewed in an academic context, the controversial New York Post editorial cartoon, which some believe mocks President Obama, belongs to a category of racist — and dangerous — “cognitive associations.”

    That is the conclusion of Phillip Atiba Goff, an assistant professor at the department of psychology at the University of California.

    Read part of his essay written in response to the furor, excerpted here:

    For the better part of the past seven years, my colleagues and I have conducted research on the psychological phenomenon of dehumanization. Specifically, we have examined cognitive associations between African Americans and non-human apes. And the association leads to bad things. When we began the research, we were skeptical of whether or not participants even knew that people of African descent were caricatured as ape-like — as less than human — throughout the better part of the past 400 years. And, in fact, many were not. However, even those who were unaware of this historical association demonstrated a cognitive association between blacks and apes. That is, when they thought of apes, they thought of blacks and vice versa — when they thought of blacks, they thought of apes.

    But the fact of this cognitive association was not the most disturbing part of the research. Rather, it was the fact that the association between blacks and apes could lead to violence.

    Click here to read more of Goff’s findings

  89. cynn says:

    I really don’t understand the uproar. I thought of the “chimpanzees sitting at keyboards creating Shakespeare” kind of ironic suggestion. And that would be appropriate, because this legislation is an unfunded abortion.

  90. happyfeet says:

    oh. That was right. damn. JD wins. Ok someone else has to think of the next game.

  91. Dan Collins says:

    Phillip Atiba “Jack” Goff.

  92. JD says:

    You have my address. Fed Ex that Swiss Cake Roll ;)

  93. happyfeet says:

    You’ll get it. But NG promised to help me think of an only from LA something we can send.

  94. happyfeet says:

    oh. I just saw the NY1 parody thing. I think for reals if we want to get all academic we could make the case that that’s a lot more offensive than the monkey thinger. I’d give it a go but I don’t think I’m ever offended properly by things so I don’t think I have a good feel for it. Plus I’m still pissed off about the brisket sauce thing.

  95. Mr. Pink says:

    I was offended by “When will white embrace what is right” but that is just me. Sharpton didn’t seem to care. :(

  96. JD says:

    No need for that, but thanks. I just hope you enjoy them as much as I do.

    Plus, Better Half thinks you are awesome. I think she enjoys you more than she likes me -)

  97. happyfeet says:

    router. see that was just brilliant. What you did there.

  98. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    I’m thinking about modifying the code so that you can select a different icon for each troll.

    A nice Klan hood would be good for Master White.

  99. SporkLift Driver says:

    Mr. White is not a parody?
    That’s … disturbing.
    I’ll join the multilingual pile on.

    Shirosan wa totemo baka desu

  100. happyfeet says:

    Say thank you very much to BH – I’m finding something that would fit over this pot in case of fire and then I’m gonna heat up the oil. This is my first frying-type adventure. Eggs don’t count.

  101. JD says:

    Gabrielle Anwar, co-star of Burn Notice, is on for the next hour. I will be preoccupied.

  102. router says:

    the tv comm is really interesting what with the monkey hanging on the black guy’s back. nice view of P’burgh though. Al had no comment

  103. JD says:

    If you burn down part of LA, please do not blame me. Better Half did not make them, her mother did. Alpuccino liked her, a lot.

  104. happyfeet says:

    They are so many. Thank you BH’s mom. Can I freeze or should I do them all and heat up later?

  105. happyfeet says:

    zomg and oh. zomgzomg. The irony… I have to stand up and walk it off.

  106. JD says:

    You can freeze. Only cook what you want to eat. Freshly fried is exponentially better.

  107. router says:

    nice monkeys there. yo al

  108. happyfeet says:

    I’m on it.

  109. happyfeet says:

    I am gonna have to reheat a couple for NG tomorrow at work because she expressed intense interest.

  110. JD says:

    Surely Al Sharpton is boycotting the credit counselors.

  111. JD says:

    NG has good taste. Hope you enjoy.

  112. JD says:

    Did I mention how incredible Gabrielle Anwar is? And Julia Ormond?

  113. router says:

    $4 billion to acorn to fix the credit “smokers”(politically correct group to blame)

  114. happyfeet says:

    these are amazing… only thing is.. those things I’ve been eating what say “eggrolls” on the box… what are those? I’ve been hornswoggled I think.

  115. happyfeet says:

    also you know what else? Frying stuff is fun. I’m gonna find other stuff what I can fry.

  116. JD says:

    I am glad you enjoy. BH’s mother will be pleased, beyond words. She has this thing about feeding people. She reminds me of an Italian grandmother, except she is really short, doesn’t speak Italian, and cooks Asian food.

  117. JD says:

    Twinkies are really good when you fry them.

  118. cynn says:

    … you guys ever notice how few people show up here anymore? How about the intentionial meaning of this guy’s goon cartoon? Intentialism. I was brought up to believe that the reciever’s interpretation established meaning. Jeff kind of turned that around. Recent events have reinforced my previous, calcified training.

  119. JD says:

    Gabrielle Anwar in a tight white t-shirt and no bra …

  120. Pablo says:

    Here’s a fun game. Whoever guesses where this comes from first can have a Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Roll what is delectable and only 240 calories.

    Oh, so now you’re hating on Daryl Strawberry? RACIST!!!

    Can’t a black man get a break?

  121. happyfeet says:

    Ha! I can’t believe you said that… I just did the last of the Little Debbie Strawberry Shortcake Rolls. Really good doesn’t begin to describe. This has to be very very wrong.

  122. JD says:

    I am … rolling …

  123. happyfeet says:

    Hi cynn. I think people are discouraged because everything is wrong and bad except JD’s BH’s mom’s eggrolls and assorted Little Debbie products. What you can fry! Is this a great world or what?

  124. Pablo says:

    Delonas, the cartoonist, said to CNN, “It’s absolutely friggin ridiculous. Do you really think I’m saying Obama should be shot? I didn’t see that in the cartoon. The chimpanzee was a major story in the Post. Every paper in New York, except The New York Times, covered the chimpanzee story. It’s just ridiculous. It’s about the economic stimulus bill. If you’re going to make that about anybody, it would be [House Speaker Nancy] Pelosi, which it’s not.”

    Yup. Now, is it saying Pelosi should be shot, or just that she’s a deranged chimp? You make the call.

  125. router says:

    as a pollack/hunky i think jews are smarter than … fuck the patriarchates speaking again

  126. JD says:

    Hershey’s bars and Nestle’s Crunch are very good fried as well.

  127. happyfeet says:

    I am done. That was happiness. And now just when you think things can’t get any classier at chez happyfeet it’s time for sake and vitamin water.

  128. N. O'Brain says:

    Just spent 2 hours on yahoo chat with Matt the Marine, it’s all good, he should be returning home in “13 1/2 weeks”.

  129. N. O'Brain says:

    Oh, three new medals and a new ribbon for his dress blues.

  130. happyfeet says:

    We invented that accidentally on purpose on the subway in NY in January.

  131. happyfeet says:

    Congratulations Mr. Brain! 13 and a half weeks and then he’s home for good?

  132. N. O'Brain says:

    “Now, is it saying Pelosi should be shot, or just that she’s a deranged chimp? You make the call.”

    Chimps can smile.

  133. N. O'Brain says:

    Don’t know, hf, if he re-ups he’s aiming for a non-deployable position. He’s got a wife and baby now, so the seperation is really hard.

  134. N. O'Brain says:

    Oh, Scottish Kate and I are planning to head south for the arrival ceremony.

  135. happyfeet says:

    ok… There was that decision today I think. Maybe yesterday… about the 17,000 and that their tempo of operations will be increasing soon. If that’s how you say it. Sounds like that will be a good time to have done your part and head home.

  136. JD says:

    I can hear some Ahi Tuna and Toro calling my name.

  137. Dan Collins says:

    Congratulations, Matt the Marine. God keep you.

  138. router says:

    god bless our armed forces in the age of the messiah.

  139. Bob Reed says:

    Congratulations on the good news N. O’Brain…

    Godspeed and God Keep Matt until you are together again…

  140. JD says:

    N.O’Brain – Congrats. You should be proud.

  141. […] Protein Wisdom: Write the bill? “Hell, Obama didn’t even read the damn thing.” […]

  142. ccoffer says:

    Nancy Pelosi should be shot. It should be by a legitimate firing squad, though.

  143. […] Re that the controversial NY Post cartoon and whether the economic stimulus bill-writing chimp represents President Barack Obama, Collins at Protein Wisdom: “Hell, Obama didn’t even read the damn thing.” […]

  144. Darleen says:

    this all really puts a crimp in Eric Holder’s meme

  145. She has this thing about feeding people. She reminds me of an Italian grandmother, except she is really short, doesn’t speak Italian, and cooks Asian food.

    oh, that brings back memories. I had a Vietnamese roommate one semester and she was always trying to feed me. She was probably half my size and always telling my I was too skinny. but that’s exactly what my bf dubbed her, my “Italian, Vietnamese grandmother”

  146. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Glad to hear that your son will be on his way home soon, N. O’B.

  147. John Cheshire says:

    I wouldn’t be so pissed if it was just plain stupidity. Instead it’s cynical and intentional. It teaches our younger generation how to be a race-baiting opportunistic fuck…or a brainwashed mental midget.

    Fucks. All of ‘em.

    We are raising a generation of victims.

    When I was a kid my dad would say, “Prepare yourself to take care of your family and to do that you need to find doing something that you love. If you can’t find that find something you can tolerate.”

    Now we are telling our kids “Find your grievance group! Don’t have one? Make one.”

    Yea, i’m talking to you GLTG crowd.

  148. Makewi says:

    Fuck you thor.

  149. B Moe says:

    I want to wish thor ill for such as this, but having to live everyday as himself is probably punishment enough.

    What a vile, soulless little cretin you are.

  150. BJTexs says:

    What is that eating away at your soul, thor? It might be the booze talking but I suspect that there is a pestilence in your soul, an oozing, sucking infection, that would “inspire” you to write what you just wrote above. If you can’t see the difference between throwing snarks at each other and wishing someone’s family ill, then you are beyond the pale.

    With all of the sincerity of my heart: Seek professional help.

  151. N. O'Brain says:

    Comment by thor on 2/20 @ 1:43 am #

    Your Father is a million times the man you are, pussy.

    And if he heard you talking that way about anither member of the armed forces, he’d kick you in your skinny punk ass.

    FOAD, whore.

    Go kill yourself and make the workld a better place.

  152. Carin says:

    Of all the things thorazine could comment on … and what does he contribute?

    Look, thor, I know you’ve got nothing. Running on empty. Teh One let you down, and you’re feeling confused. But, you need to be banned unless you can control your shit.

  153. Bob Reed says:

    thor,

    That is soooooooo vile and not right on so many levels I can’t even begin to address it…

    I thought better of you…

  154. Bob Reed says:

    Oh and thor,

    I think you might be surprised if you asked your own Father’s opinion of that comment. I believe he too wouldn’t wish the lot he’s suffered due to his wounds on anyone else; especially not someone’s child…

  155. LTC John says:

    As desperate as he gets for attention – don’t give it to him. Any attention is good to him – just ignore it, and it will go away sooner or later. Until Jeff does kick him off, or post authors just delete him out, you are simply aidingg whatever sickness it is nursing.

  156. Pablo says:

    Let’s have a round of applause for the janitor.

    /Standing O!

  157. Wewonsuckit says:

    How the heck can anybody wish harm on one of our troops ? I don’t recall republicans hoping troops would die in Bosnia, which was, imho, mostly a waste of time.

    Its really bizarre. Also, I found the recent protests about the porkulus bill in stark contrasts to the anti-war protests. The porkulus protests seem lacking in the extremist groups like the communists, code pink, pro-terrorist, pro-hamas groups the anti-war groups bring out. While many of us are probably cheering for a failure/repeal of the porkulus bill, I think most of us would also say t hat if by some twist of fate, the porkulus bill actually caused the economy to recover, we’d admit we were wrong and move on. The anti-war left was willing to lose the war, lose troops, lose reputations around the world, so they’d be proven “right” about the war.

    Big difference in the makeup of the parties. thor’s a pretty good example of this, I think.

  158. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    Whoever is playing Wewonsuckit: busted.

    Heh.

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  160. N. O'Brain says:

    And thanks, everyone, for your support.

  161. McGehee says:

    Hey, thor, ya wanna know how to be a Comeback Kid? Here’s how:

    Step One; Go away.

    I’ll tell you Step Two later.

  162. Techie says:

    Thor go off his meds again?

  163. cranky-d says:

    Thor has been banned before. He just gets himself another IP and keeps going.

  164. Techie says:

    Remember, we’re dealing with a MENSA member, one who made millions on Wall St.

  165. Mikey NTH says:

    My habit of sleeping in the early morning hours has caused me to miss another drug and/or drink fueled spewing.

    Man – am I lucky.

  166. Sort-of-Mad Max says:

    Jeez, Trollhammer made sure I never saw Thor’s bilge. It’s like he doesn’t exist! Snort.
    I’m guessing it was even more puerile than usual.

    Congrats to you and your son, N.O’B. He’s a guy to be proud of.

  167. MarkD says:

    It was silly to apologize. I would have explained that Congress writes legislation, not the president. I would then have invited those who still chose to be offended, whatever their motives, to read the competition. “The Post is for adults. If you want to be pandered to, read the Times – while it’s still around.”

  168. livermoron says:

    I am reminded of the story of the psychiatric patient who was asked to describe a series of Rohrshach blots. The first he described as ‘two people fucking’, the second was ‘some gal giving a blow job’, and so on through the stack. At the end the psychiatrist asked him, ‘don’t you find it unusual that you saw sex acts in all the ink blots?’, to which the patient replied…’don’t blame me, they’re your dirty pictures’.
    Those that saw racism in the cartoon are exposed as the true racists.

  169. Sand Squid says:

    Good luck N’O.Brain, hope your Marine gets home safe. Af-Pak is the new place to go these days, and we’ll be wishing safe journeys to many more of us as we take the mooks to the woodshed. God’s work it is.

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  171. thor says:

    While Matt the Marine was off serving his country Matt’s Daddy did nothing but stir up and spew hate.

    P’brain, can go rot in the hell he wished on everyone else, he’s a total asshole.

    Go suck on Gen. Petreaus’s balls, P’brain. Do that with your flag-pin shoved up your ass, whore.

    FOAD, as you like to say.

  172. thor says:

    #

    Comment by LTC John on 2/20 @ 7:29 am #

    As desperate as he gets for attention – don’t give it to him. Any attention is good to him – just ignore it, and it will go away sooner or later. Until Jeff does kick him off, or post authors just delete him out, you are simply aidingg whatever sickness it is nursing.

    And you can fuck off too, Mr. Talking Telephone Pole.

  173. thor says:


    Comment by Sort-of-Mad Max on 2/20 @ 9:57 am #

    Jeez, Trollhammer made sure I never saw Thor’s bilge. It’s like he doesn’t exist! Snort.

    I like the way you end your thoughts with a snort.

  174. Mark A. Flacy says:

    Ah. Thor left another steaming pile of shit in the thread.

    Or it’s one of his clones. Hard to tell.

  175. thor says:

    #

    Comment by Wewonsuckit on 2/20 @ 8:19 am #

    How the heck can anybody wish harm on one of our troops ? I don’t recall republicans hoping troops would die in Bosnia, which was, imho, mostly a waste of time.

    Its really bizarre. Also, I found the recent protests about the porkulus bill in stark contrasts to the anti-war protests. The porkulus protests seem lacking in the extremist groups like the communists, code pink, pro-terrorist, pro-hamas groups the anti-war groups bring out. While many of us are probably cheering for a failure/repeal of the porkulus bill, I think most of us would also say t hat if by some twist of fate, the porkulus bill actually caused the economy to recover, we’d admit we were wrong and move on. The anti-war left was willing to lose the war, lose troops, lose reputations around the world, so they’d be proven “right” about the war.

    Big difference in the makeup of the parties. thor’s a pretty good example of this, I think.

    I never said I was willing to lose any war at any time, Mr. Suck It. I do have a problem with autistics and their affixed grins of wandering amusement who’ll pom-pom war with red-white-and-blue balloons, who’ll shit on former soldiers, who reduce the memory of the millions that died in the most horrific theater of human conflicts with simple proclamations of “you suck Stalin’s balls.”

    Yep, I think a face-smashing is owed to the hicks and retards. And I’m not alone. O!

  176. livermoron says:

    Thor,
    Since I am new to this forum, and not having read any of your postings prior to these past two or three, by stating that “I never said I was willing to lose any war at any time..” you aren’t falling back on some Clintonesque phraseology and parsing the argument are you? I mean, once the war was a done deal you were fully supportive of them finishing the job, right? You didn’t advocate for any immediate withdrawals did you? That would be, to my mind, the equivalent of ‘being willing to lose the war’.
    I cannot pick up any data from your postings to figure out what you are saying, and any cogent thoughts you may have offered disappeared when your earlier posting was deleted for, what seems to me, some over-wrought invective. Postings since then have been invective-laden and non-informative, so I am at a loss to understand your point.
    You seem to have a lot of anger.

  177. McGehee says:

    I am at a loss to understand your point.
    You seem to have a lot of anger.

    That pretty much is his point.

  178. Rusty says:

    #182
    He’s a big admirer of Stalin, I think, and that Marx guy, not Groucho, the other one.

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