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Watch Me Pull a Rabbit Out of My Twat [Dan Collins]

Rocky: Again?

DEFINITELY NSFW–unless you work for a French company. Then you’re good. [Facebook link]
TORTURE ADVISORY (h/t Joe, in comments)

Fighting negative perceptions of Muslims, one beheading at a time.

Yeah Yeah Yeah Song

31 Replies to “Watch Me Pull a Rabbit Out of My Twat [Dan Collins]”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Fanmail from some flounder.

  2. Joe says:

    Cheated again. No rabbit. Ou devrais-je dire, pas de lapin!

    Which just goes to show, you can’t trust the French, even in Québec.

  3. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    OT: has anyone heard from Ric Locke lately?

  4. Dan Collins says:

    No, and I have to email him, because I want to send him money that I’ve got at PayPal, but I can’t, because he doesn’t have an account. But if I move it into the checking account and then sent it to him, my wife will find out. So, I’m hoping that he knows someone trustworthy through whom I can send some cash via PayPal. Thanks for the reminder.

  5. Bipartisan Mole says:

    Let them try. The only way they’re getting my Twat Rabbit is from my cold, dead hands.

  6. mcgruder says:

    A) Im happy it really wasn’t a rabbit, and B) Im not even going to bring up that it was a red napkin fished from her nether regions

  7. daleyrocks says:

    Some people pay good money for that kind of treatment. Those Muslims didn’t even have to pay a cover charge or minimum or nothing.

  8. Rob Crawford says:

    One female civilian contractor used a special outfit that included a miniskirt, thong underwear and a bra during late-night interrogations with prisoners.

    OH MY GOD!!! SHE WORE A BRA!!!

  9. Rob Crawford says:

    In one incident, described in the document dated June 19, 2004, “The detainee appears to be genuinely traumatized by a female escort securing the detainee’s leg irons,” according to the U.S. Southern Command summary of videotapes shot when the teams were used.

    OH MY GOD!!! A WOMAN HAD AUTHORITY OVER HIM!!!

  10. Joe says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_THfFmM57Z8 RESPECT ANDREW SULLIVAN’S AUTHROITY

  11. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “One female civilian contractor used a special outfit that included a miniskirt, thong underwear and a bra during late-night interrogations with prisoners.”

    Dear Penthouse Forum*…

    *shamelessly stolen from Ace.

  12. Ella says:

    Geez. I followed that beheading link and then the ihatethemedia link, and someone named Brad is seriously screwed up about how we ALL JUST HATE MUSLIMS AND WHY CAN’T WE HAVE THE COURAGE TO ADMIT CHRISTIANS ARE JUST AS BAD AND EVIL AND VIOLENT CAUSE WE BOMBED NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA AND THAT KILLED LIKE 150,000 PEOPLE!!11!!1

    I have too much time on my hands.

  13. JohnAnnArbor says:

    That beheading story is in the stranger-than-fiction category. If you made up that story as part of a book, it’d be marked “implausible” by the editor.

  14. Rob Crawford says:

    I dunno, John. Anymore I think something like that would be flagged as cliché.

  15. Rusty says:

    Gitmo sounds like the kind of place a harried executive could go to unwind.

  16. daleyrocks says:

    Rusty – Do you think they take American Express?

  17. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Those damn Christians.

    I remember when that gentleman dunked a Crucifix in a bucket of piss, it was called art, and Christians blew up all the art galleries in Soho.

    Or that chocolate Jesus thing, and the Christians nuked Switzerland.

    Man, it’s just like Islam.

    What? That didn’t happen?

    This is the part where parsnip shows up and talks about an abortion clinic bombed in 1985.

  18. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    “Gitmo sounds like the kind of place a harried executive could go to unwind.”

    I hear the food is good (halal and whatnot) and it’s close to the beach. You get to walk all around and pray 5 times a day, and there’s a spa. There’s even Neosporin slathered all over the constantino wire.

    They can’t have you busting out and murdering westerners, but they don’t want you to get an infection if you try.

    If I was the grandchild of a Japanese-American, I’d be suing the US Government for discrimination.

    FDR’s intern camps were fucking shitholes compared to Gitmo.

  19. Dan Collins says:

    I pity all those Cubans peering through the fences, wishing they were there.

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  21. Lamontyoubigdummy says:

    Raul Castro is currently promising all the Cuban “electorate” one half the freedoms the prisoners receive in Gitmo.

    Baby steps.

  22. Rusty says:

    I’m not seein a downside to this.

  23. Jeffersonian says:

    I bet those depraved fucks in the military don’t even give them any dollar bills to stuff, either. TORTURE!!!

  24. donald says:

    I got all excited because I thought the Yeah Yeah Yeah song was by the Pogues, and that’s my favorite Pogues song, because my dad likes the Pogues too.

  25. GaryC says:

    I’m confused.

    Which one of you is Nigerian? Is either one a deceased General?

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