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Congratulations, Miss Amerikkka! [Dan Collins]

Via Hot Air Headlines, Trig Truther Andrew Sullivan officially America’s fave blogger.

42 Replies to “Congratulations, Miss Amerikkka! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Bob Reed says:

    It just proves that the nutroot and gayroot electonic brigades are muuuuuch more dedicated; especially when their labor’s outcome is as meaningless as folks here at PW have led me to believe…

  2. Carin says:

    I’m gobsmacked.

  3. Slartibartfast says:

    Hey, the fact that Tgobb got more than a couple of dozen votes has me gobsmacked. Still, Totten beat out the error-prone Juan Cole for Middle East blog, so something good happened.

  4. kelly says:

    Put me down for 25 gobs of smack as well.

  5. Bob Reed says:

    And Greenwald finished 5th in the liberal category…Prooooooof! that sockpuppets can only <apparently afford you the opportunity to pat yourself on the back…

  6. MAJ (P) John says:

    Liberal? I guess that means we have seen the last of the “true conservative” label then?

  7. Joe says:

    Hillary and the State Department should use these phrases with Arabic speakers:

    Koss um mack.

    These helpful phrases are useful too, pretty much all the time.

    Elif air ab dinikh

    Elif air ab tizak

    Waj ab zibik

    Ebn el metnakah

    This is a good one to say to a guy who has sisters or his mother with him:

    Bi kem el sharmoota di?

    Everyone should try them. I think you will like them.

  8. Joe says:

    Andrew “The Sarah Palin Vagina Monologues” Sullivan is the best blogger in the whole darn world and his the biggest single political blog site ever.

    Just you remember that.

  9. irongrampa says:

    Barf.

  10. Slartibartfast says:

    Caption: They like me. They really like me!

  11. Slartibartfast says:

    Completely and totally, utterly unrelated, story title just seen on CNN.com: Oprah gushes over Kate Winslet’s breasts.

    I am not making this up. As much as I’ve contemplated that, it’s a shame Oprah got to do it first.

  12. MarkD says:

    #11. I was barely able to restrain myself from making a purile, immature and obvious comment.

  13. parsnip says:

    Y’all should be nice to Sullivan, he has a plan to lead the conservatives out of the wilderness.

  14. kelly says:

    Snippy’s comments have all the joy of discovering that you’ve stepped in some fresh dogshit.

  15. Carin says:

    Slart, I’m gonna have to take your mancard for actually watching Oprah.

  16. Slartibartfast says:

    Read it again, Carin. You can have my mancard for reading CNN, if you like.

  17. Slartibartfast says:

    In fact…no, I really shouldn’t say that. I was just thinking it.

  18. Slartibartfast says:

    Oh, there it still is, under the “Latest News” header:

    Latest News
    Bin Laden purportedly ‘invites jihad’ for Gaza
    Bergen: Gaza seems a ‘big deal’ to bin Laden
    Fugitive pilot was near death, official says
    Obama team defends treasury secretary pick
    Obama aide: ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ must wait
    WISC: Farmers brave extreme cold to save cows
    What to do with a forgotten strongman? 32 min
    Commentary: Race issue not going away
    Ticker: Bad news for Caroline Kennedy
    iReport.com: A road trip 44 years in the making
    Commentary: Get tougher on sex offenders
    Student-teacher sex ruled OK … sometimes
    People: Patrick Swayze: I plan to live
    Oprah gushes over Kate Winslet’s breasts
    KTRK: Boy carries home friend hit by SUV
    Co-ed’s virginity selling for over $3.7M
    EW: New judge joins ‘American Idol’
    Teen sends 14,528 texts in one month
    CNN Wire: House passes expansion of…

  19. Slartibartfast says:

    All I can say is: good thing Conan O’Brien didn’t have her on as guest.

  20. Bob Reed says:

    Where is Sully going to lead us parsnip..? To the Goshen that is the land of RAWMUSCLGLUTES!..?

    Or perhaps Obamalot? Which really is starting to look like the second coming of Clintonia…

    None for me please, I’m driving…

  21. parsnip says:

    I think he’s leading you to a third party, Bob.

    Far away from the Christianists.

  22. Bob Reed says:

    The only parties he could be leading us to feature activities that sound like the ones he hand-wrings over from the Abu-Ghraib days…

    Again, none for me please…

  23. parsnip says:

    You didn’t leave the Republian party, it left you, Bob?

  24. Mossberg500 says:

    parsnip, what’s your favorite excitable andy cock blocking quote?

  25. Bob Reed says:

    Certain RINO-ey parts of it did, parsnip; along with the whole bail-out wing…

  26. parsnip says:

    That’s hard to say, Mossy.

    Sullivan (and Yglesias) have been at the top of my Bookmarks for as long as I can remember.

    I did enjoy all his stuff about Palin.

  27. Slartibartfast says:

    I did enjoy all his stuff about Palin.

    That surprises me not at all.

  28. parsnip says:

    Politics is a rough game, Slart.

    Palin rose to governor of Alaska by smearing her opponents.

    Payback is a bitch sometimes.

  29. Slartibartfast says:

    You’re an idiot, parsnip, but on the bright side, you’ve got an area of proficiency.

  30. Mikey NTH says:

    So these Weblog Awards are really important, like being on the high school Homecoming court, right?

    At lest the Miss America thing comes with a tiara and cash.

  31. Mikey NTH says:

    Or perhaps Obamalot?

    “It’s only a model.”

  32. kelly says:

    “Palin rose to governor of Alaska by smearing her opponents.”

    And parsnip jacks off to nude pictures of Michael Moore and Andrew Sullivan in a three way with Fat Bastard. Greasy foodstuffs are involved.

    See, that was easy and possibly true. Knob.

  33. Patrick Carroll says:

    Four or five years ago, Sullivan was actually interesting and engaging. Hell, he was even insightful from time to time. And I loved the hissy fits he used to throw at John Derbyshire.

    Of late, he’s just sad. I almost never read him any more.

  34. parsnip says:

    Aaah, kelly,

    Always with the homoerotic messages.

    You’re not fooling anyone.

    Come out of the closet before you hurt yourself.

  35. Big D says:

    #

    Comment by Mikey NTH on 1/14 @ 4:07 pm #

    Or perhaps Obamalot?

    “It’s only a model.”

    On second thought, let’s not go to obamalot. Tis a silly place.

  36. B Moe says:

    Andrew Sullivan got twice as many votes as Kos and HuffPo combined?

    Did they count the votes in Minnesota?

  37. kelly says:

    Eat shit, then, knob. Coprophagous simp.

  38. McGehee says:

    It’s “smearing” to tell the truth, even about a Republican??? Really, parsimp, you’re a riot.

  39. Spiny Norman says:

    Funny how Snippy the Pinhead leaps to the defense of corrupt Republicans…

  40. Carin says:

    Oh, yes, my bad Slart. I can’t believe I accused you of watching Oprah.

    Must I be flogged?

  41. Slartibartfast says:

    Only if you need to be, Carin.

    ;)

  42. Andrew the Noisy says:

    Sullivan. Meh.

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