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She Must Have Some Kind of Voice [Dan Collins]

A lawyer for Amy Winehouse’s jailed husband said Monday his client will be seeking a divorce on the grounds of the soul diva’s alleged infidelity.

Attorney Henri Brandman said he had been instructed by Blake Fielder-Civil “to commence divorce proceedings on the grounds of Amy’s adultery.”

Winehouse and Fielder-Civil married in Miami in May 2007, but he was arrested six months later over an assault. In July he was sentenced to 27 months in jail for beating up a bar manager and then offering him a bribe to keep quiet about it.

Fielder-Civil was released into a drug rehab center in November but sent back to prison weeks later for breaching his bail conditions.

Drug abusing barkeep beater pissed that his wife boinks someone while he’s in jail? Sheesh. My heart, it is breaking.

RELATED: Chick auctioning off her virginity

Honey, there’s a reason you’re still a virgin, and it isn’t chastity. You are the punchline to the 72 virgins deal. (h/t Red State)

I like Jules Crittenden’s take on this:

Doesn’t look like $3.7 million worth to me. Given the crazy factor, I’d say more like a six pack and a couple of shots just to start thinking about it.

I’m sure it’s like fucking a bicycle: you never forget.

30 Replies to “She Must Have Some Kind of Voice [Dan Collins]”

  1. Carin says:

    If Amy and Blake can’t make it, what chance do any of us have?

  2. Sticky B says:

    Watching snipdog and thor attack you for being critical of these outstanding young citizens is gonna be interesting. And by interesting I mean challenging to detect any rational thought processes. I’m gonna go get some popcorn……anybody need anything while I’m up?

  3. BJTexs says:

    Amy Winehouse? Skank.

    Fielder-Civil? Loser the skank seeks to shed.

  4. Carin says:

    I sure hope thor doesn’t link that crappy M.I.A. song again. Winehouse was so over-rated.

  5. thor says:

    I’m sure BMoe would agree that no matter what you think of wobbling Amy, her band is excellent.

  6. Old Texas Turkey says:

    I’d hit that.

    After a week in Vegas consisting solely of Mescaline and beer.

    Yup. Hit it, like it owed me money.

  7. Rob Crawford says:

    So, basically, she’s just haggling over the price?

  8. Achillea says:

    Ahhhh … that much-vaunted traditional marriage that SSM imperils so.

  9. Flannel says:

    Who would pay that kind of money to have sex with Steve Perry?

  10. kelly says:

    She looks Jewish.

  11. kelly says:

    “I think me and the person I do it with will both profit greatly from the deal.”

    Apparently grammar classes in the Women’s Studies dept. aren’t too rigorous.

  12. cranky-d says:

    That’s a truckload of money to pay for what will likely be some of worst sex you’ve had since… just about ever.

  13. SDN says:

    Spelling and grammar are just constructs of the racist patriarchy. See Ebonics.

    These people cause me to break out in hives.

  14. daleyrocks says:

    I ain’t bidding without a full body shot!

  15. kelly says:

    “You see, honey, the buyer calls the shots, if you know what I mean…”

  16. Nathan says:

    These folks are sleezier than a used-car sale at the Osmond residence, but I will say one thing for Mr. F-C. If somebody gets beat up, and would rather settle for a pile of money than call the cops, that is a private affair. There’s no need to prosecute. It’s a freakin’ bar fight. 27 months is excessive, especially if the injured party didn’t want to pursue the matter to start with.

  17. Mikey NTH says:

    She is auctioning her virginity? So what is difference between this and prostitution?

  18. kelly says:

    “Okay, honey, I’ve got the money ready to be wired into your bank account. Just one thing…my last girlfriend was Jessica Cutler. Ring a bell?”

  19. kelly says:

    “So what is difference between this and prostitution?”

    The prostitute’s probably better at it.

  20. Mikey NTH says:

    #19 kelly:

    And the prostitute isn’t engaging in any false advertising – the prostitute is being very truthful.

  21. MarkD says:

    I don’t know, but I’m sure Elliot Spitzer does.

  22. B Moe says:

    Would someone have to bribe you to keep it quiet that you got beat up by this dude?
    http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/amy-blake-smack.jpg

  23. Pablo says:

    There’s something awfully familiar about her.

  24. Rusty says:

    #3Comment by BJTexs on 1/12 @ 12:32 pm #

    Amy Winehouse? Skank.

    Fielder-Civil? Loser the skank seeks to shed.

    We call that- former assistant to the skank.

    I’ve seen her act and heard her sing. She ain’t that great. Janis Joplin had more talent…………….and a better act.

  25. Mikey NTH says:

    #24 Rusty:

    It is the self-destructive thing. It fits the narrative.
    All she needs is a fatal car crash to keep her estate going for a few years after her death. By then the lawyers will have everything from all of the other lampreys.

  26. qwfwq says:

    Gender Studies? Well, thank god she’s a girl who’s got her head on straight.

  27. Merovign says:

    Looking at that picture…. Open the bid at $50, anyone?

  28. Dan Collins says:

    Should have been a raffle.

  29. Rusty says:

    Mikey

    Live fast, die young, and leave a corpse that looks like hell.

  30. Mikey NTH says:

    Rusty:

    Yeah, you want to have people go to your funeral and ask what kind of horrible, disfiguring accident killed you so the next of kin can look puzzled and say ‘She died in her sleep.’

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