25 Replies to “What Do Sea Kittens Eat? [Dan Collins]”

1. Sdferr says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:20 am

   Think for a moment about getting that tail into that tail-sleeve, nevermind the paws and feet. All the cans of sea-kitteh in the world wouldn’t bribe the land-bass I’ve known.

2. Fausta’s Blog » Blog Archive » File this one next to the sea kittens says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:22 am

   […] Update 2 What do sea kittens eat? […]

3. Fausta says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:25 am

   Brilliant!

4. Dan Collins says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:29 am

   Good to see you, Fausta. I stumbled on it. Serendipity.

5. Sdferr says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:33 am

   Meantime, according to this (h/t Jawa Rpt.) the EU is busy creating a black market for 100W incandescent lightbulbs. More brilliance!

6. Dan Collins says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:34 am

   That’s a strange thing to invent a “black market” for.

7. Carin says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:40 am

   I would say this is an appropriate thread to bring up a cat story? Almost a year ago, this little kitten appeared at our window. We already have TWO cats (and one on-loan from my BIL while he’s in Afghanistan) so I said absolutely NOT. No way. This little cat was rather determined, though. It would sit outside whatever window’s room we were in. If the kids went playing in the woods, kitty would follow. Like a DOG. Well, of course, you know eventually the cat went from OC (outside cat) to IC.

   Still, that cat though follows the kids around outside. When we went to a party next door (about a quarter mile away) it followed us there, mingled with the guests, then when we left, it returned with us. When the kids go swimming, the cat gets so freaked out (mewing and etc from shore) it jumped in AFTER them once.

   And,now it’s winter and my son spent an afternoon in the 12 inches of snow building a snowfort. Guess who was out there with him? Yes, this cat. Hanging out in a snow fort.

   I had a thought that perhaps this cat is my beloved dog Greta reincarnated.

8. Sdferr says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:42 am

   I guess in something of a reversal, Black is the new Lightbringer, Dan.

9. Dan Collins says:

   January 11, 2009 at 10:48 am

   Carin, that’s interesting. Our water cat, the one that goes into the lake to fish, just died over the holidays, hit by a car. Poor little Suzie, the owl-headed.

10. SDN says:

    January 11, 2009 at 10:54 am

    “Every time they make a new law, they create a new business.”

    The Demon, crime boss in the Vlad Taltos series by Stephen Brust.

11. maggie katzen says:

    January 11, 2009 at 11:31 am

    I think I first saw this picture at the vet’s office. an ad for flea drops or something. anyhoo, still love it.

    oh, I just remembered this

12. Blind Howling Moonbat says:

    January 11, 2009 at 11:49 am

    We won!
    http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2009/01/you-may-already-be-a-winner.html

13. B Moe says:

    January 11, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Crap.

14. SarahW says:

    January 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    One thing I know about my cats is that they would not follow me out to a snow-fort.

15. SarahW says:

    January 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    If I’m somewhere where there is something cushiony stuffed with feathers, they are in like Flynn.

16. maggie katzen says:

    January 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    mine would probably follow me out to a snow-fort if I had food.

17. ushie says:

    January 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    Mine would follow me to the outmost posts of the universe if I had a handful of kitty treats.

18. ushie says:

    January 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    A;though I’m conflicted; cats have 30 teeth but only 4 molars because their little mouthies are built for tearing and ripping, all all they get around here to tear and rip is kibble…am I screwing with evolution here?

19. Dan Collins says:

    January 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    Not unless the furniture is off limits.

20. Bob says:

    January 11, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    I suppose one could enter the obligatory “wet pussy” joke, but not me.

    No sir!

21. Patrick Carroll says:

    January 11, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    OK. I’ll step up.

    “PETA to US: ‘Stop Eating Pussy!'”

    “I’m on the Sea Pussy diet: See pussy, eat pussy!”

    “The difference between sea pussy and sea parsley? Nobody eats sea parsely”

    …

22. Dan Collins says:

    January 11, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Put down your fish, and I will.

23. Denis says:

    January 12, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Вы знаете, что всякое следствие имеет свои причины. Все бывает, все что происходит все к лучшему. Если бы не было этого не факт, что было бы лучше.

24. Steynian 307 « Free Canuckistan! says:

    January 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    […] THE PETA FILES– “What Do Sea Kittens Eat?” Land Protoplasm? …. […]

25. Patrick Carroll says:

    January 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Dear Denis,

    Your soulful prose is rather opaque. Please, tell us more.

    Patrick
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