“St. Patty’s Day Wishes!” — after Jim Treacher’s silly li’l “Clip-Art Nonsense“…
[Unemployed actor Scott Roberts responds: “I don’t know, I’m feeling like I didn’t quite pull it off, y’know? Conceptually I see what you were going for, and I think it’s brilliant: I mean, I’m a jive-talking, in-your-face, ‘mofo-ing’ leprechaun! — the very antithesis of conventional leprechaunism. I’m shocking, I’m vivid, I subvert viewer and reader expectation, I’m…well, raw, you know? Still, I think I may have overplayed it a bit…”
protein wisdom’s rejoinder: Well….’Mo MUTHAFUCKIN’ Vaughn,’ Scotty? That was a bit much. You’d do better to stick to the script next time. Though ‘Dog’ was a nice touch, I thought.
Unemployed actor Scott Roberts: “So you think they’ll be a ‘next time,’ then? Because I really enjoyed working for you. I mean, just between you and me, that work I did for Treacher…well, that guy’s just an asshole. He treats his actors like crap, and I didn’t see a bottled water the entire week I worked for him.”
protein wisdom: Not a chance, Scooter. “Next time” is just an expression. You suck. Now please, go home.]
They used to call dark-haired Irish people “Black Irish” too.
This has been your Multicultural Moment of Zen.
My wife is a drunken Asian. Except she’s not drunk. And she’s never been to Asia.
And I’m a dark haired Irish lad. Except I’m from Baltimore. And don’t speak Gaelic.
But I loves me Lucky Charms. Oh, and colkannon.
You know what’s funny? Greedy firemen. And greedy terror widows.
Even better: put greedy firemen together with greedy terror widows—say, a cartoon about greedy firefighters “hosing” greedy terror widows in the dead husbands’ conjugal beds. A-and the greedy terror widows LOVE it! They scream things like, “Give it to me, hero! I’ve got money to burn!” Cause the firemen, they’re like gigalos. Ha, ha ha ha…!
Back to the easel!
Jeff, you seem to have been high while posting this (I understand ‘cuz it is the week after finals). But that is okay, at least this is funny, whereas Rall’s stuff is, shall I politely say, stupid?