Illinois Governor Blagojevich to Make Statement to the Press!!!
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Hot Rod: “Nyahh, fuck alla yez.”
I have a feeling that he is going to be really boring on purpose.
His lawyer must be thrilled.
And I’m guessing he’s going to say that “I . . . we have had no inappropriate contact” with Team O!
I am expecting vague denials of his own personal legal troubles and him staying away from even mentioning the O! team.
Darn! I have a staff meeting/lunch this afternoon.
I hope he will make this statement to reporters while Limbaugh plays it live (with his comments and analysis voiced over). That’s usually a lot of fun to listen to.
“I just want the record clear: my staff made no inappropriate contacts with the thinly-veiled criminal enterprise that is the Obama Transition Team. That is all.”
I bet many in Illinois are hitting the Mylanta bottle right now.
“Good afternoon, Motherfuckers. I have a brief fucking statement to make. I’ve been falsely fucking accused of doing some fucking shit, and it’s all fucking bullshit. I didn;t try to make any fucking deals with that motherfucker president-elect, and Rahm Emmanuel and I never discussed anything but fucking brownie recipes. So go fuck yourselves. But if anyone has any fucking questions, I will answer them. For 25 Large apiece. So who wants to make a deal?”
Prophylactically:
Sadly, dear trolls, no one of us here can lessen your personal burden of guilt and shame resulting from the election of a Commie-style Mobster to the White House. Even His pleasant surprises to us will no doubt not comfort you in the least – those perhaps such as His continuing full-bore with Bushitler’s WOT tactics, which have resulted in a perfect record concerning further 9/11-like attacks upon my Homeland, a record therefore involving tactics not to be toyed with.
And thus, unfortuneately, the intensity and severity of the words spoken by “The Voices” to you, which you so anxiously pass on to us here, will only increase.
I understand your internal torture, but certainly would not want to be you and have to feel it.
Nevertheless, feel free to wave if you see me passing on the bridge above you.
Benedick, that would be the bestest press conference ever.
Blagojevich’s hair will turn on him eventually. It has to since it obviously cannot be obeying Blagojevich and must therefore be an independent entity.
And I think it is pissed off.
TheGeezer, I’m not sure that’s actually hair. It could be a wombat.
See, it’s working!
This guy is so gone. Unfit to hold public office, he will be impeached in relatively short order and fade into obscurity. As for the hair, I’m sure he wears it that way to hide the fact that he has no forehead. Reminds me of Joe Pesci’s character in “JFK, when his toupé kept sliding down onto his face. Same cretinous look.
Lets see now, Watergate 1975=Nixon-Frost 2008 movie
Illinoisgate 2008=Blagojevich-Oprah 2020 movie?
What a slime bucket. Throw the book at him, then throw him in jail with all the other jailbird governors from that state. Impeach the bastich.
Leg’go my Blago!
His lawyer must be thrilled.
Moss, he’s pleased as punch.
“Gee, THANKS. This’ll look great under some boxes in the garage.”
[…] missed the press conference yesterday, but Benedict was kind enough to transcribe it for us… ““Good afternoon, Motherfuckers. I have a […]
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