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Teh Awesoments

Stolen from eatliver.com

14 Replies to “Teh Awesoments”

  1. Rob Crawford says:

    I was going to question #37, but then I remembered his scene in “The Aristocrats” and how he actually had an amusing scene in an otherwise borderline movie.

  2. Sdferr says:

    I can’t be down with Mt. Dew but no Dr. Pepper. Hunn-nuh, no way Jose, thas just not right.

  3. Jeffersonian says:

    I could quibble, but there’s plenty here for a really great weekend. Maybe two.

  4. Jillian says:

    I would have switched #6 with #15.
    Although hilarious, this is so totally male. We need a female version, too. I have some ideas…

  5. serr8d says:

    Another great site you’ve unearthed, Dan. I questioned the table layout, but..

    This version of the classic periodic table includes Ununoctium, eka-Radon, or Element 118. Of which only 3 atoms have ever been detected. Ghost, eh? The guy has some humor.

    Heh. So this was thor seeking nishi? Sweet.

  6. flicka47 says:

    # 1 – Bacon!!!

  7. Silver Whistle says:

    What the hell? Mt. Dew before beer? Somebody better put on their white coat and get back in the lab.

  8. the Other Ken says:

    I’m sure he meant Mt. Dew with a healthy dose of Everclear, no doubt.

  9. Lyndsey says:

    This is why my son is not allowed into those knife shops at the malls with the fake suits of armor by the door. I’ve explained that any patronage of those establishments guarantees that he will never have a girlfriend and will end up living in our basement with only his computers to keep him warm at night. Same goes for the creepy knick-knack shops that sell the dragon statues clutching crystal balls in their claws…

  10. Chris Cooper says:

    @89 – DS = Mustache? Shouldn’t it be DU (Douche)?

  11. SarahW says:

    Shoes is somewhere on the ladies chart, and chocolate, and But what would be inert and immutable like Chuck Norris? I”m guessing Martha Stewart.

  12. Y-not says:

    Ii>Shoes is somewhere on the ladies chart, and chocolate, and But what would be inert and immutable like Chuck Norris? I”m guessing Martha Stewart.

    Sarah Palin should be on both versions.

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