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Senator Craig Has Lost His Appeal [Dan Collins]

I guess he won’t be picking anyone up in the changing rooms at REI, anymore.

34 Replies to “Senator Craig Has Lost His Appeal [Dan Collins]”

  1. Sdferr says:

    Dan, another oopsie on the linker.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks. Firefox is kind of going funky on me.

  3. Rich Cox says:

    Still interesting I think… But I prefer going to all my sites in person. Yeah….. Got that link fixed yet? Oh kay…. back to work!

  4. harrison says:

    I never found him very appealing, anyways.

  5. Sdferr says:

    Goddamn assholes like this Larry Craig person. I don’t care that he’s queer or whatever it is he bespeaks himself sexually. But to persist clinging to office after indictment and guilty plea is too low, too ruinous a precedent, too fucking presumptuous of privilege. He should long ago have been gone. Basta!

  6. BJTexs says:

    Larry Craig: Now that’s a redumblican!

  7. Log Cabin says:

    Yes, his conduct has stained the fine character of his fellow Senators.

    Thanks largely to him, a Senate seat no longer has the sale value of a cabinet position in the upcoming corrupt-by-association Obama administration.

  8. Sdferr says:

    Can’t possibly be as dumb as Sen. Robert P. Casey Jr. though, can he? Or Sen. Herb Kohl? Or Sen. Barbara _______ (pick ’em)? Or Sen. Diane Feinstein? Or Sen. Robert Menendez? (Jesus, this list can go on and on.)

    More an evil dick-wanker, sure. But dumber? No way.

  9. JHoward says:

    Speak for yourself, harrison.

  10. boobysimmons says:

    thats what he gets for living in illinois

  11. kelly says:

    “Larry Craig: Now that’s a redumblican!”

    Yes, but he’s my redumblican! A true credit to the great state of Idaho…(dear gawd)

  12. giantsrule says:

    haha illinois sux, arrest them all

  13. alppuccino says:

    Larry Craig could not be reached for comment as today is “A Day Without A Gay” day.

  14. Mossberg500 says:

    I was trying to find the Late Night with Conan O’Brien skit with Larry Craig. It went something like:

    O’Brien: How are you Senator?

    Senator Craig: Not gay! And if I were gay I wouldn’t go to a Minneapolis Airport bathroom, I’d go to the Miseliu Room at the Ambassador Hotel, and ask the bartendar, Ricardo, if the circus was in town.

  15. kelly says:

    Larry Craig could not be reached for comment as today is “A Day Without A Gay” day.

    Is that today?? I wonder how things are going in Provincetown or the Keys.

  16. Sdferr says:

    Attorney: Blagojevich has no plans of resigning: Politico.

    Remind us of anyone?

  17. Pablo says:

    I’m in Key West, kelly. It’s pretty sane.

  18. kelly says:

    Thank Gaia, Pablo. Good to hear from ground zero. Any other intrepid reporters out there who can weigh in from the Castro District in SF or maybe Capitol Hill in Seattle? West Hollywood?

  19. BJTexs says:

    Kelly: I’m in PA Amish country and the gays … the gays … have all disappeared!!!

    AAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!

  20. kelly says:

    NOOOOOOOOOO!

  21. N. O'Brain says:

    Amish Country: home of the clop-by shooting.

  22. BJTexs says:

    Well there is this one girl in a bonnet and dress laying bricks who looks sort of … um … mannish but I wouldn’t want to be accused of stereotyping.

  23. kelly says:

    If today is “A Day Without A Gay” day, what are all the gays doing?

    Besides each other.

    Don’t start with me. I’m denouncing myself as I write…

  24. kelly says:

    …”laying bricks”…

    So that’s what they’re calling it these days? Damn, I’m getting old.

  25. Sdferr says:

    Mike Mussina has retired from baseball and may move back home to Montoursville. Someone ought to think seriously about getting him to run against Arlen Spector. Mussina may not have been quite as good a pitcher as Jim Bunning (an argument ensues), but I’d bet he’d make a far better Senator. And bonus, he has a degree from Stanford in economics and what-was-it(?), paleontology/geology (or somethin’ or other about the oil bidness). Just sayin’.

  26. Sdferr says:

    And then on the empty Senate seat front, there appears this hilarious article: FoxNews, ‘Nanny’ Star Fran Drescher Eyes Hillary’s N.Y. Senate Seat Oh please, god, please make it happen.

  27. Bob Reed says:

    I guess his wide stances will be restricted to Idaho bus stations from here on out…

  28. JohnAnnArbor says:

    His reach exceeded his grasp, perhaps?

  29. Rob Crawford says:

    FoxNews, ‘Nanny’ Star Fran Drescher Eyes Hillary’s N.Y. Senate Seat

    So long as they give her PLENTY of speaking time.

  30. Dan Collins says:

    She was great in “This Is Spinal Tap.”

  31. Sdferr says:

    Think of the potential confusion over a future headline reading: “Sen. Drescher Croaked on the Senate Floor Today”.

  32. ccoffer says:

    I just want to know what the signal is in the women’s toilet area at the airport. I now know that its toe tapping to catch a fag, but what do I have to do to reel in some hot lesbian bathroom action?

    As a desperate lesbian with a penis-shaped vagina, I just gotsta’ know.

  33. Pablo says:

    And then on the empty Senate seat front, there appears this hilarious article: FoxNews, ‘Nanny’ Star Fran Drescher Eyes Hillary’s N.Y. Senate Seat Oh please, god, please make it happen.

    Sdferr, Patterson is blind, not deaf. The other way around, I could see it.

  34. Curmudgeon says:

    Never mind the private life, Larry Craig was another of the Hispandering Amnesty fools. Good riddance.

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