British paper makes dubious claim that Michael Jackson has blown a billion.
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Wait. Izzat one a those double entendres?
‘Cuz I’m more of a single entendre kinda guy.
Not even Marilyn Chambers can make that claim.
Not plausible.
A billion seconds is a bit over thirty-two years. You have to figure it takes at least a couple of minutes each.
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Glad to see I’m not the only one whose mind immediately went to the gutter..
Were they on fire?
Is that ‘billion’ as understood in the US or as understood in the UK?
Because if it is the latter it is either what an American would call a trillion, or ‘a large unspecified amount’.
Blown a billion? That’s like Wilt Chamberlain’s claim of nailing 20,000 women(he must have been shish kabobbing’em).
Y’all are hysterical. Laughing this hard hurts.
Blown a billion?
I doubt it, unless young boys get off real fast these days…
I.denounce.myself…
Bob – That was wrong on so many levels.
About a billion, give or take, JD.
Glad to see I’m not the only one whose mind immediately went to the gutter..
That’s where it’s at, Swen. My business is always picking up.
Based on the article’s description of Jackson’s understanding of finance, I will go with ‘a large unspecified amount’. It will be years – decades – after his death before his estate will be fully settled.
Jarndyce v Jarndyce? Eat your heart out, ghost of Charles Dickens. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
A couple of points:
1) Nothing says that the act has to go to completion.
2) If it did, assuming one teaspoon per act, it works out to about 1.3 million gallons.
His fluffers were working overtime.
Sully, eat your ? out.
Ok, I think I’m gonna stop checking this thread.
Republicans. Jesus Juice persuasion. A thousand billion dollars wasted on questionable pursuits.
Sorry, I’m not seeing the parallel.
Comment by zugzwang on 11/24 @ 8:07 pm #
100,000,000 sperm and yours won?
Anyway, back to Jacko, proof that in America, a young black man can grow up to become a white woman.
N.O’Brain @ 18 is the thread winner.
Spies – that was kind of disturbing.
#18
Thanks for doing the math…. or did Jacko do that too?
#1… Jeff’s into double entendre bookkeeping. Comes of him being a prevert and one a them New York Money People Wesley Clarke warned us about…
Man, Wes Clark. There’s a guy who dropped off the face of the news.
There’s a guy who dropped off the face of the news.
Oh, something tells me that he’ll show up again somewhere in the Obama regime.
Yeah, someone tell me what is going on. You all wimps haven’t even been born yet. Do you know how to speak? I do. Or else you’re going to have heap plenty trouble dealing with me. I guaranteeee…..
If you’re squicked out by this thread, you probably don’t want to look at this book.
Wesley always seemed like such an appropriate name for a dirty little lying crapweasel like Wesley.
Man, oh man, Slim Pickens played you in the movie, “The Getaway”.
BOOBIES !!!!eleventy!!!111
A pedophile who cleaves to Allah is a hero. It is a privilege to be buggered by a true fruit of is Slam. Next thing you know the creature that calls itself Madonna will eschew the ancient rite of Baklava and embrace is Slam. The prophett Muchhhammed approves.(piss be upon him)
Did he buy out Chrysler?
Spies, I’ll buy the book if you come to dinner …
[I denounce myself]
Carin, you should contact Jacko’s publicist. He’d probably be happy to stop by for dinner, heck, he might even volunteer to bring the ingredients.
And for dessert some Ben and Jerry’s “Lotta Lactation”.
I thought this rumor involved Rod Stewart.
spies: The bleach is not working. THE BLEACH IS NOT WORKING!!!! DAMN YOU FOR MY MINDS EYE!!!!!
His personal care line was just rolling out bukkake balm moisturizing skin lotion for the winter months. Check your local store.