12 Replies to “First You Need to Buy Genitals [Dan Collins]”

1. JohnAnnArbor says:

   November 14, 2008 at 6:31 pm

   The economy isn’t so bad if enormous wastes of time like that continue.

2. Diana says:

   November 14, 2008 at 6:45 pm

   Jeebus. No wonder there’s a shortage of sperm.

3. Diana says:

   November 14, 2008 at 6:49 pm

   Oh … and “” and they’re looking for a bailout.

   MMmmuuahahahahahaha!

4. Jeffersonian says:

   November 14, 2008 at 7:02 pm

   Well, if you’re going to fuck an entire nation, you’re going to need a resilient stiffy.

5. Jeff Y. aka The Continental says:

   November 14, 2008 at 7:40 pm

   I go into Second Life occasionally. I have long-term friends I’ve mad all over the world. I have stumbled upon avatar sex in a bathroom. It wasn’t pretty. The bathroom was one of those modern jobs with a particle script that produced steam form the bath. On voice chat I could hear muffled talking. Curious, I entered. There it was.

   Due to rendering problems with the SL engine, a giant black cock entered a white woman from the rear, and exited from her abdomen somewhere near the liver.

   Yes. The avatars were facsimiles of Obama and Hillary. I’m scarred by the experience. Scarred.

   Moral of the story: do not go house shopping in SL without an advance appointment.

6. Bob Reed says:

   November 14, 2008 at 7:52 pm

   I’m a fan of online video games, but this seems to be taking it a bit far…

   But I guess the something has to balance out the body count from the number of chumps bein’ regulated in the shooter games…

   It does pose an interesting moral dilemma though. Is virtual cheating as reprehensible as real infidelity?

7. Carin says:

   November 14, 2008 at 8:46 pm

   OMG, how pathetic. Honestly.

8. Carin says:

   November 14, 2008 at 8:47 pm

   But, just to not confuse … my stalking of Pablo is an expression of true emotion.

   And, when he wears that black polo … I get a tingle up and down my leg.

9. pdbuttons says:

   November 14, 2008 at 9:13 pm

   what’s wrong w/viagra?
   i have never tried it but…
   if it gets u shopping-
   USA-USA-USA!
   i will help u take the bundles in…but
   honey!
   afternoon delight!

10. lucky lee says:

    November 14, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Some Second Lifers have been known to misbehave – a US journalist was attacked by flying penises when conducting an interview in his virtual office.

    Well, at least we know what the journalist’s have been doing. You know, since they haven’t been checking out Obama.

    This is really weird to me. I think if your husband is spending that much time in second life, you shouldn’t be too surprised if there is personal interaction with females…or those claiming to be females. 8-(

    Is phone sex sex? ‘Cuz this is like that, I would imagine…

11. pdbuttons says:

    November 14, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    tis not phone sex if they don’t answer
    tis not phone sex if ur kinda almost kinda dressed like dave bowie
    tis not phone sex if ur in a tree house and talking in a tin can
    but it IS phone sex if u go to pw and thinks the button is funyums!
    grind me ann coulter [wink wink!]

12. Pellegri says:

    November 15, 2008 at 1:20 am

    Man I’m so glad my Second Life avatar is a giant dinoflagellate.

    Although there’s probably someone in SL, or several someones, that would be turned on by that.

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