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Constitutions Shredded [Dan Collins]

by six government agencies illegally investigating Joe the Plumber (American citizen guilty of sudden fame) for having had the audacity to ask an uncomfortable question of The One.

39 Replies to “Constitutions Shredded [Dan Collins]”

  1. pdbuttons says:

    no- my credits good
    well…check it again
    look- put the card through the machine…
    check it again

    sorry sir- ur card joe the plumber is …
    [sirens wail-getting closer-in the background]
    americas most wanted!
    cuz we can!

  2. Christoph says:

    Would one of these agencies happen to be the Ohio Attorney-General’s office?

  3. JD says:

    Don’t you fucking dare question Teh One.

  4. AJB says:

    As a pre-emptive response to “Where’s the ACLU on this one?”:

    http://www.acluohio.org/pressreleases/2008pr/2008.11.14.2.asp

  5. JD says:

    AJB – But it is alright when your fascists do it, huh?

  6. Can we splay pictures of your latest colonoscopy on the Internet?

    Yes, we can!

  7. dre says:

    “Would one of these agencies happen to be the Ohio Attorney-General’s office?”

    Kohlstrand said that the AG’s office wanted access to the records so they could turn over to the national media lien information that was a public record in Lucas County. He said the national media did not have reporters in Toledo, so the attorney general’s office was helping them out with public records.

  8. pretty boy lee says:

    McCain could get a small portion of my lost respect for him back if he spearheaded a criminal investigation into this. After all, it was his opportunistic use of JTP that set him up for the inquisition.

    I won’t hold my breath. He’s too busy flicking the Palin lint from his lapel.

  9. urthshu says:

    So you know, it finally hit me that the economy really must be in the shitter if the MSM is still reporting gloom after the election.

    Thats the trouble with being biased lying liars. Nobody knows when you’re telling the truth anymore.

  10. pdbuttons says:

    someone asked for directions once
    so i said-“oh yeah- take a left-left-leftand another left
    so i continue walking down the street- and ten minutes later the same car pulls up
    hey asshole-wtf? i thought u said left leftleft and another left
    i reply- i did- but wtf do i know- i’m not from around here!
    then i inside out my pockets and say
    kiss the rabbit between the ears!
    and []sigh]
    that’s when the cops showed up
    and i said- officer- these people need directions
    but as much as i talkrd to his billy club- it would not reply
    when
    my lawyer dude guy told me i could finally tell all the details
    i just kept saying “cheeseburger-cheeseburger!”
    so i guess i know what my last meal will be
    it’s a shame-cuz i like surprise!

    smile- u hot dogs!

  11. JD says:

    then i inside out my pockets and say
    kiss the rabbit between the ears!

  12. JohnAnnArbor says:

    So you know, it finally hit me that the economy really must be in the shitter if the MSM is still reporting gloom after the election.

    No kidding. I remember back in ’92, the stories on the evening newscasts changed THE NEXT DAY after Clinton won. Suddenly the economy was rebounding! Hey, wow, things are looking up all over! If bloggers had been around then, they’d have been all over it.

  13. pdbuttons says:

    we don’t go much for them “pockets”
    at the wheeeeee funny happy camp
    i’ve learned “pockets” be eeeeeeeevil
    but on the plus side
    i’m learning to hide my poems up my ass
    i like to call it- my brown period-
    just-so-any future historians-fyi

  14. snuffles says:

    American government officials spying on Americans is wrong now?

    It’s so hard to keep up with the right and their lack of irony.

  15. pdbuttons says:

    full moon of kentucky
    keep on shining!

  16. pdbuttons says:

    #14 name a case
    headcase

  17. JD says:

    STFU, sniffles.

  18. JD says:

    American government officials illegally spying on Americans that dared to question Baracky is okay now?

    It’s so hard to keep up with the Left and their lack of irony.

  19. JD says:

    That little asshat cannot imagine a difference between national security and political hatchet jobs.

  20. Makewi says:

    It is hard to keep up, snuffles, because of the lies that you tell yourself. If you would just approach a subject in search of truth, it wouldn’t be so confusing for you.

  21. JohnAnnArbor says:

    Democrat line of thinking:

    –looking up potential dirt on political opponents: good.
    –checking up on people communicating with overseas terror suspects: bad.

  22. JD says:

    JohnAnnArbor – The most amazing thing is that it makes some kind of perverse sense to them.

  23. pdbuttons says:

    food good
    fire bad

    obama camp nutrional requirement rice cracker
    good
    firing line shooty my enemiess
    good

    awww- it’s not my turn to stack the bodies!
    bad

  24. Mr. Pink says:

    Sniffles mother is very proud of him. She posts all his Che Gueverra pictures on her fridge and shows all her guests his paper mache Bush effigies soaked in gasoline.

  25. Mikey NTH says:

    Joe:

    42 USC Sec. 1983.

    Yrs.,
    Mikey NTH

  26. Mikey NTH says:

    #2 Christoph:

    The answer is yes.
    And as a state’s attorney that is inappropriate. I would be fired if I did that.

  27. Mr. Pink says:

    Well obviously not in a swing state Mikey.

  28. meya says:

    Hey guess what? “If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide.” That’s total bullshit! OMG!

  29. TheUnrepentantGeek says:

    Comment by snuffles on 11/14 @ 6:05 pm #

    American government officials spying on Americans is wrong now?

    It’s so hard to keep up with the right and their lack of irony.

    Wildly inappropriate moral equivalence mania!

  30. JD says:

    So, meya, do you condemn your fellow travelers? Call them traitors? Call for their criminal prosecution?

  31. Jeffersonian says:

    And, unlike in the case of intercepting international phone calls, there’s no claim of Customs enforcement here.

  32. meya says:

    “So, meya, do you condemn your fellow travelers? Call them traitors? Call for their criminal prosecution?”

    I hope Joe files lawsuits, and then the court weighs in tells us all about a right to privacy in public record information. That way, Joe can have a much more lasting effect on all of us than his 15 minutes and whatever he’s trying with this:

    http://www.secureourdream.com/

    I hope. But its a faint hope, because I think we won’t have constitutional rights to privacy in public records like this. That’s the sad fact.

  33. JD says:

    So, meya is just a little flippant when her folks do it.

  34. meya says:

    Naah. It’s just that when you care about privacy, you always hope, but you also know it’s a faint hope. You’ll get used to it over the next few years.

  35. JD says:

    So, after taking it in the ass the first time, it does not hurt so bad the next time? Is that really the standard that you and your fellow travelers would have us believe in?

  36. JD says:

    It’s just that when you care about privacy

    Problem is here, you do not care about privacy. Not in the least.

  37. meya says:

    “So, after taking it in the ass the first time, it does not hurt so bad the next time?”

    It don’t get worse.

    “Problem is here, you do not care about privacy. Not in the least.”

    Hey I did say I hoped dude would win. I’ll add: All the way to the supreme court. But just because I know the reality is that he wont, that means I don’t care? Why? Why torment me so? When pining for privacy already does enough to torment? Go Joe. Be my hero. For privacy! (but you wont get my 15 bucks for your website).

  38. Salt Lick says:

    I’m expecting Neil to return anytime now and explain how this is all part of the social contract envisioned by the founders.

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