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will be gone most of the day today

First, there’s the haircut thing. Have to drive in to Denver for that. Then, my son has a party to go to.

If Dan or Darleen would like to post here — or bring some stuff from the Pub over — I’m cool with that. If not, just use this thread as a repository of interesting links and discussions.

Or, you know — a place to hide your stash.

OUTLAW tip of the day: If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. And if that doesn’t work, don’t be afraid to slap a bitch.

36 Replies to “will be gone most of the day today”

  1. JHoward says:

    I hear stash sales are way up these days.

  2. N. O'Brain says:

    If at first you don’t succeed, well, so much for skydiving.

  3. JHoward says:

    And NRO’s opening a head shop.

  4. happyfeet says:

    Me too. I have to go to Encino. Arg.

  5. All these years and I’ve never smoked a doobie in my life.

    But if I’m gonna be an outlaw…

  6. Carin says:

    No Jeff or Happy? Guess I’ll do two workouts today.

    Plus, I’ve got to bake a cake later. Youngest daughter is turning 9 tomorrow. OMG, that almost makes me cry.

  7. BarrettBrown says:

    Snitches get stitches.

  8. Roland THTG says:

    When they outlawed doobies, only the OUTLAWS have doobies!

  9. Sticky B says:

    #5 Me neither. But now that BO’s covering me for the morgtage and the gas money, I see no down side to using drugs. Come 1/20 I’m gonna start exploring my inner child. And shit. I’m hoping to maybe gain some insight as to what the fuck Jeff is talking about. And eventually have an implicit agreement with Shannon Elizabeth’s nipples.

  10. mojo says:

    use this thread as a repository of interesting links and discussions.

    Or, you know — a place to hide your stash.

    Wouldn’t that make it a suppository?

    I know – ewwwww…

  11. Dan Are says:

    The stash would be a repository. Your comment would be the suppository. No offense…

    I have an 07 Miata, & love it. But the first generation Miatas were criticized for looking like suppositories.

    This is all starting to sound like yesterday’s hot pepper thread…

  12. JD says:

    Fuck off, nishit.

  13. fatal attraction kate says:

    NOTICE ME, JEFF!! GODDAMN YOU! NOTICE ME!

  14. Sdferr says:

    More to the point than notice me is that she chooses a time when she knows Jeff isn’t around to respond to her nonsense to throw it out there. Smells like chickenshit to me.

  15. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    From the grifer’s link:

    ” His selection of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, whose social views are entirely aligned with that wing, as his running mate was clearly meant to demonstrate his commitment to that bloc. Yet while his choice did comfort those voters, it made many others uncomfortable.

    Palin has many attractive qualities as a candidate. Being prepared to become president at a moment’s notice was not obviously among them this year. Her selection cost the ticket support among those moderate voters who saw it as a cynical sop to social fundamentalists, reinforcing the impression that they control the party, with the party’s consent.”

    Did she GOVERN like that? Did she try and put a stop to abortion? Did she say NO to gay marriage or gay civil unions like the dems did in California?

  16. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    “grifer’s” or griefer’s. Or emotionally stunted little gnat with daddy issues.

  17. JD says:

    I have run across many offensive and noxious trolls since I started reading blogs in 2001. Nishit is the fucking bottom of the barrel. It is a disgusting vile demented and just flat out sick little cum-guzzler for Baracky. I do not care if I come across angry in responding to that pimple on the rectum of humanity. I would sooner be friendly to Olberfuckface, or sleep with Rachel MadCow, than to be civil to that eugencist, the nishit monster.

  18. JD says:

    OI – You cannot let the facts get in the way of Teh Narrative.

  19. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Sdferr, I noticed that, too. She probably just got done arguing with daddy over the use of the Mercedes, too. After daddy left, she threw a shoe at the door.

  20. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    No shit, JD. But that is just infuriating to me. Jeff always talks about how to dems/progs the personal is the political. And he’s so right about that. These morons just can’t fathom that someone can personally hold beliefs dear to themselves but would not govern that way. It’s anathema to dems/progs. Those people are as emotionally/intellectually complex as cat shit.

  21. JD says:

    OI – I am going to give you mad props for being able to be calm and rational enough to actually click on its link and attempt to show that little cum-dumpster where its thinking was flawed. It literally pisses me off to no end, and I would never consider clicking on one of its links, lest I wind up at some site like http://www.eugenecistsforBaracky.com or http://www.iamatwatwaffle.com

  22. fatal attraction kate says:

    PWN3D!!! WHY DON’T YOU CALL ME, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?

  23. JD says:

    We do not give a flying fuck what your point is you eugencist little twit/twat.

    Funny that you try to be all hating on Jeff when you know he is not going to be here, you little fucking coward.

  24. Carin says:

    Funny, the other day she was mewing that Jeff was da bomb wasting his time on us. I thinks someone forgot to take her meds. This emotion I feel isn’t anger. It’s pity.

  25. Slartibartfast says:

    Please do not feed the idiot nishi-bot. Really: even if you win the argument, she wins.

    NOTICE ME!!!! NOTICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!

  26. Carin says:

    This is like a Nishi comment. Except that vid has yummy Thom York in it. And he has talent. And, I wanna watch that vid over and over again, while I usually skip over nishi’s comments. Other than that … the resemblance is uncanny.

  27. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    Kate, your #24 was all straw. Try smoking it. What the hell, you couldn’t possibly be any more stunted if you tried. Jeff can’t help you. Only daddy can.

    JD – to tell you the truth, at one point before her obvious descent into madness, kate challenged me to look at and really think about views opposite of mine. I appreciated it. Now though, her delusional behavior has been lain bare and frankly, it’s creepy.

  28. Slartibartfast says:

    Uh…WTF? DNFTFT, maybe?

  29. JD says:

    Slarti – You know that is a fundamental flaw in my nature. Sorry.

  30. BJTexs says:

    It’s arrogance and condescending superiority based upon a fallacy: Nishi has it all figured out, her way is the right and smart way, therefore all of you xtian neocon cudlips are teh stoopid!

    The sad part is she doesn’t know it and can’t even recognize that she’s devoid of humanity and mercy while locked into a fanatics shell. It must be a lonesome, frustrating way to live.

  31. J. "Trashman" Peden says:

    Nishi has it all figured out

    Especially remarkable, how to break wind through Cyberspace.

  32. Jeff G. says:

    The Outlaw just popped back in for a sec to usher the yuppie fuck out of his bar. Drafts on me today.

    Peace.

  33. Obstreperous Infidel says:

    I’ll take a Great Lakes Christmas Ale, please. Ummmmm…Christmas Ale.

  34. serr8d says:

    #33 So that’s what happened.

    I thought JD &c. had molested some of those red pills from under the sleeper sofa and were having flashbacks.

    I’m glad I missed the obnoxious little twit.

    but I do miss Spies..

  35. JD says:

    serr8d – That was hysterical. Much thanx.

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