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The Newer Testament

And as they were eating at McDonalds, Obama took the Obama cake, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body

Axelrod 26:26

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update: Shamans for O!

35 Replies to “The Newer Testament”

  1. Rob Crawford says:

    At 7:30 a.m. on Inauguration Day, Obama Cake will be served at the downtown McDonald’s

    Obama cake: chocolate frosting, white cake, strawberry filling.

  2. apotheosis says:

    Obama cake: chocolate frosting, white cake, strawberry filling.

  3. apotheosis says:

    Wow, PIMF.

    Wait, there’s no P, nevermind.

  4. alppuccino says:

    Will there be Michelle McRibs?

  5. keninnorcal says:

    “Can’t I finish my damn body?”

  6. happyfeet says:

    Your rod and staff are a lot comforting but hey maybe a little I don’t know lotion or something there guy?

  7. alppuccino says:

    Obama cake: chocolate frosting, white cake, strawberry filling.

    That’s so bi-racist.

  8. Carin says:

    i can’t get the site to open, but i did find these Obama cakes.

  9. Rob Crawford says:

    I do have to say it’s amusing to see Gorelick being touted as a possibility for the O! Administration. If she’s actually nominated, how Republicans handle her confirmation will be an acid test: her decisions were involved in both the intelligence failures that led to 9/11 and the financial failures that led to the mortgage meltdown. If elected Republicans cannot bring themselves to oppose her on those grounds, then they don’t deserve to remain in office.

  10. What, Mr. Big Time President can’t spring for the Sizzler?

  11. Benedick says:

    Enjoy ’em before the junk food tax (for our own good!) levels the golden arches.

  12. BJTexs says:

    I envision a Food Network Challenge!! Obama Hopey. Changey cakes! Must be at least three feet tall, skinny and have a spun sugar aura!

    And yet … the thought of it leads me to the natural gas oven…

  13. Mossberg500 says:

    That’s so bi-racist.

    I think that’s tri-racist, but we can work our way up to pan-racist.

  14. Rob Crawford says:

    I think that’s tri-racist, but we can work our way up to pan-racist.

    I have nothing against people with goat’s feet.

  15. Mossberg500 says:

    I envision a Food Network Challenge!! Obama Hopey. Changey cakes! Must be at least three feet tall, skinny and have a spun sugar aura!

    Michelle “ho-cakes” Obama, cause hos gotta eat too!

  16. McGehee says:

    Before pan-racist we’d have to manage poly-racist, and I’d be afraid of Jimmy Buffett fans beating me up for that.

  17. Nekulturny says:

    Kind of fitting since McDonald’s will probably have the only jobs available in a few years.

  18. Rob Crawford says:

    Don’t worry, McGehee, Buffet fans are too drunk to do much more than lay around screaming “Woohoo! Margaritaville!”

  19. SarahW says:

    “Can’t I finish my damn body?” Heh

    Camille’s cake …. majorly tragic. Left out in the rain tragic.

  20. I thought McDonald’s and cake were going to be outlawed by the nanny state to keep Obamacare costs down. Your body belongs to the Reich.

  21. Rob Crawford says:

    The cake is a lie.

  22. Gas Station Attendant Thor says:

    Sheep and goats lie, but I’ll fill your tank anyway!

  23. Gas Station Attendant Thor says:

    овцы и ложь козлов

  24. Jeffersonian says:

    This has gone from creepy to downright alarming.

  25. John Cheshire says:

    Some on the left are already calling him the messiah. Which begs the question; What about the seperation of church and state?

  26. Rob Crawford says:

    From the link posted by John Cheshire:

    If there is such thing as a Messiah, Obama IS, ilike Jesus and Mohammad, it if we want him to be.

    Besides the horrid grammar, I have SERIOUS issues if anyone wants Obama to be like Mohammad.

  27. McGehee says:

    Obama cake is why we demand PIE.

    […]

    What? Causality? We don’ need no steenkeeng causality!

  28. Doug Stewart says:

    Rob Crawford:

    But there’s no sense crying over every mistake / You just keep on trying till you run out of cake / And the research gets done and we make a neat gun / For the people who are still alive.

    GLaDOS was like a flippin’ prophetess or something.

  29. Doug Stewart says:

    “Aperature Science: We Do What We Must Because We Can”.

    I’m getting shivers over here.

  30. There will be cake, but it will be cake of the mind’s eye, because REAL cake is BAD for you… We must BELIEVE in the O!Cake, for it is the cake we have been waiting for…

    But not for you RACISTS!!!!11!!! I denounce you all!

  31. McGehee says:

    Cake you can believe in — well, you’ll have to, because all that sugar and fat is bad for you so you won’t actually be getting cake.

    What, you thought you were going to be getting change too?

  32. BJTexs says:

    Probably artificial chocolate…

    I KEEEED!

  33. Pablo & Clyde says:

    Hail Stanley, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Baracky.

    Holy Stanley, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our change. Amen.

  34. mojo says:

    “…yea, verily, for they did not know their holes from an ass upon the ground.”

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