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Boy, I’ll bet Major Garrett is pissed. You know if he had Cameron’s doe-eyes and pouty libs, the Obama campaign would have leaked all over him too.
Carl Cameron I didn’t figure would be such a putz. Shep, always. The staffers and McCain? The reason I have to work extra hard to guard against all-out all-the-time full-bore misanthropy.
pouty lips. what the……..
McCain is kind of a douche magnet I think. Lindsey shouldn’t feel special.
Assholes. I really couldn’t believe what I was hearing last night.
Fuck ’em. They all think they can make nice with the new Kings. They can forget it.
We are the enemy. The are the Establishment. Embrace your OUTLAWNESS.
We are the enemy. The are the Establishment. Embrace your OUTLAWNESS.
That’s Frontier Party material right there!
You know the Alaska Independence Party might be on to something.
I wonder why Shep and Cameron dislike Gov. Palin so much?
Well, we knew how Shep swung … but Cameron appeared to be a conservative during the last election. I remember a mike incident during a Kerry rally? It was pretty obvious which team he was on. But – you know, he’s a beltway type. Gone Christopher Buckley on us.
Assholes. I honestly just don’t get the point. As I wrote in another thread, Mitch Albom (I”m on a one-woman crusade to totally trash his name) was going on and on about it- and describing the situation as the implosion of the Republican party.
He’s going to be sorely disappointed, though, when he discovers that the old Republicans of the last 10 years ain’t nothing but our bitches, and he’s gonna long for the day when he had easy pickens for his sloppy political analysis.
I do not get this story about the bathrobe, or the towel. It sounds kind of sexy to me.
I NEVER watch shep, he’s been douchey for a loooooong time…
But I had to turn off O’Reilly when he ran the spot last night. Otherwise my wife would have fragged the TV in a proverbial NY second…And prior to our wedding, she’d always been a Democrat…
This.whole.display.disgusts.me…
Mav should come out and denounce it with real Outrage!…
I would like to formally sign up for the Outlawry(TM). Do we get ID cards?
Seriously, I think it’s an excellent idea, and plan to do everything in my limited power to fuck up the system.
Embrace your OUTLAWNESS.
As long as I really don’t have to get that tramp stamp, I’m in.
Besides, aren’t tat’s, like, YESTERDAY’S way of being an outlaw? We need something edgier. I’m thinking berets.
O’Reilly has the stench of Obama’s balls all over his chin. Well, some of his chins, at least.
Or, I could start knitting some really bitchen scarves?
I quit watching Shep during Katrina, the world’s worst disaster EVAH that President Bush caused.
Berets? Outlaws do not dress like the French.
Shep’s whole show is irritating. Too many lights; short segments. Katrina was just the icing on the cake.
SHEP, GIVE THEM YOUR WATER YOU ASSHOLE.
Well, if it’s good enough for the Army …
Ok. Berets are out.
Machetes. Grease paint.
If Palin support is outlawed, only OUTLAWS will be Palin supporters.
And by the way- the president-elect is a total marxist wad-eater.
Oilskin dusters, Raybans, steel-toe Red Wings and deerstalker hats.
No berets.
I embrace my Outlawness. The MSM could not book McCain fast enough when he was speaking against Bush. He’s a loser. But he’s still a Senator and he CRAVES those Sunday morning shows. Throw Palin under the bus? If it means that his media buddies still love him/book him — small price to pay. Yep, I voted for the guy. Yep, I scratched out some checks. But we need to burn the house down and rebuild. And Palin is up to the task.
The machetes and greasepaint, too.
We need something edgier. I’m thinking berets.
I vote Doug Henning-style suspender ensembles.
I only voted this year because of Palin.
If the Repubs throw her under the bus, I will never vote again. I have voted in the last 4 elections, but this is it. I’ve never cared about a politician before as much as I care about Palin.
And I can hold a grudge like nobody’s business. I am a chick, after all.
The Frontier Party welcomes all chicks.
Oilskin dusters, Raybans, steel-toe Red Wings and deerstalker hats.
A practical ensemble, btw.
The duster will keep off the rain (those damned things are practically ponchos). The Raybans are seriously good sunglasses. The Redwings are durable and comfortable, and the steel toes help you avoid injuring your toes, should you feel a sudden urge to kick the living shit out of something.
The deerstalker combines an aura of intellectual rigor (the Holmes thing) with the outdoors (the hat was, after all, designed for deer hunters). Ear flaps for cold weather, front and back bill keep the rain from going down your neck.
I think I’ll send Gov. Sarah a picture post card of my town expressing my thanks for fighting the good fight. If you are so inclined:
Gov. Sarah Palin
Juneau Office
Alaska State Capitol Building
Third Floor
P.O. Box 110001
Juneau, AK 99811-0001
Iowahawk:
“Election Analysis: America Can Take Pride In This Historic, Inspirational Disaster
Although I have not always been the most outspoken advocate of President-Elect Barack Obama, today I would like to congratulate him and add my voice to the millions of fellow citizens who are celebrating his historic and frightening election victory. I don’t care whether you are a conservative or a liberal — when you saw this inspiring young African-American rise to our nation’s highest office I hope you felt the same sense of patriotic pride that I experienced, no matter how hard you were hyperventilating with deep existential dread.”
http://tinyurl.com/64uvvt
Ahg, FOX is just trying to stay ahead of the fairness doctrine. It’s a business decision.
And nothing says fair like mocking the defeated Vice-Presidential pick. Remember when Kerry lost? Why, his VP-pick was mercilessly…say, who was Kerry’s running mate again?
used to watch fox cuz-really-what was the alternative?
i guess it’s c-span and turner classic movies from now on
while i’m wearing my outlaw outfit
one of those batting helmets w/ cup holders attached
and a foam-finger[still looking for a middle fingered one]
>>And nothing says fair like mocking the defeated Vice-Presidential pick.<<
Just ask Joe Lieberman.
this era of watching, it is passed I think.
Speaking of TCM, “The Warriors” is running tonight at 3:15am eastern.
Know how to skin and dress a moose?
Congratulations — you have most probably have more practical knowlege, integrity and common sense than anyone in Washington, DC — including their beeyotches in the media.
(I don’t blame Fox, by the way — there’s no real news anymore on the airwaves — it’s all media-tainment, geared to sixth-graders or below.)
OMG, this is so repulsive—and these ex-Palin “aides” are going to be out looking for another campaign to hire them. Would you want people that turn on their former employers?
Too much “politely getting along with everyone” got us here. We needed someone to fight. Really fight. And the one person who did is getting trashed. She must have done something right.
I prefer to find out from carl than from the lady herself once she’s, like, trying to talk about treaties to actual other people or something.
“That’s Frontier Party material right there!”
The NYT had a map of counties where the GOP share went up compared to 2004. There’s your base.
meya: go fuck yourself with a rusty crowbar, m’kay?
And get busy on that free gas, bitch.
“The NYT had a map of counties where the GOP share went up compared to 2004. There’s your base.”
NYT LIES and people like you slurp it up like a money shot.
link
What’s it like to be a feminist and have to suck liberal dick all the time?
Everyone who’s outside the intended audience for the anecdote is not getting it.
She answered the door herself. Like people in trailers do.
The towel/bathrobe part is TV-redneck filigree that got telephone-gamed in somewhere, or added late by someone who realized that “She answered the door!” doesn’t freak out too many news viewers. That’s why it’s inconsistent.
Likewise the “Africa is a country” thing. It’s an event that kind of happened, but not really, viewed through the prism of a worn out old anti-redneck joke — that, like most such, started its life as an anti-black joke. (The continent it always references is a bit of a clue to its origin.)
When you guys are making your RINO enemies lists over this, make note of who’s qualifying their objections to these stories with any kind of “If true, …”
Because there’s no fucking way.
Ker-rrryst! What have you done over there, guys? What have you done? What have you do …. arrrrgh! (Aged English head slumps forward and accidently activates Say it!) ……
The NYT had a map of counties where the GOP share went up compared to 2004. There’s your base.
Because they voted for McCain?
I think I see a problem with your declaration…
Totally. I was waiting for Fox to turn as soon as Obama won. They are scared that the “one” will exclude them in press ops so they are attacking Palin. I fear that Hannity might be sacrificed soon by Fox to appease the Obama god. McCain staffers are such idiots. I personally know that several high caliber experts offered their excellent strategies for free to McCain and the idiot turned them down. Now, Mitt is already making a play for 2012 by starting early. Finally, Rick Davis, Nicole Wallace, and others on McCain’s staff are now trying to CYA from their campaign blunders. It’s a combo of all these things. BUT, I am most shocked that FOX is now fawning over stupid Obama, our illegitimate President-elect
I already embrace my OUTLAWNESS!…
Are we gonna hafta wear a patch on the back of our leathers? I already wear my VF-84, “Jolly Rogers”, “colors” from my days with NAVAIR. I mean, I’d be willing to change it I must in order to be a, you know, OUTLAW!…
I didn’t think that you could be much more OUTLAW than the skull and crossbones of a badass fighter squadron…
O! depresses me. McCain eliminated from the national stage is starting to lift my spirits.
Jeff,
With all due respect, these weenies aren’t uber anything. They are predouches. Let me condemn myself ahead of time as a sexist; I’m about to reference a certain part of the female anatomy.
These boys are merely pussies. And what does a douche require? Hence, predouche. QED.
This doesn’t require we wear camo, does it? Cause I gotta tell ya nothing looks more rediculous than a pudgy middle aged man in camo. Unless its a pudgy middle aged man in shorts with black socks smoking a cigar. Or spandex.
I’ll wear my street clothes OK? I can be badass in my street clothes.
Why do you think I suggested the dusters, Rusty?
You can look okay in one of those even if you’re somewhat latitudinally challenged around the equatorial region.
The clothes thing is a riot. Rightwing OUTLAWS, if we’re to remain true to stereotype, should be of the Gentleman variety.
STAND AND DELIVER, SIR!!!!
So, you know, I’m going with pistols and rapiers and that.
Chinos, buttondown cotton shirts and loafers, you’re saying urthshu?
Ladies and gentlemen are allowed to have long guns, urthshu.
Evidence here and here.
You put me in mind that I hadn’t visited Theo Spark in a while, SBP and going there I found yet another terrific Ramirez cartoon, so, thanks for that.
Maybe someone at Fox News thinks their bias is saving the Republican party?
>>Chinos, buttondown cotton shirts and loafers,
Sure, if you’re the suburbanite outlaw type. Or an accountant or something. But they should probly be steel-toed loafers.
Funny thing, there’s an equivalent ‘uniform’ of that type to be found amongst certain skins, like the RedSkins and Unity types. All color and layer based.
You know, I always wondered how McCain aides might react after losing…turning on the one person who actually kept McCain from being the Republican McGovern or Dukakis.
And, sheesh, the sexism is thick… where is the horrified headlines at Joe Biden’s “FDR was on television” or if Obama had answered his door with his shirt off there would have been ululations.
People want to make sure Palin won’t come back to the national stage.
They should rot in hell, and if McCain himself doesn’t get out soon and stop this, then by golly if he runs for Senate again, I will publically contribute to his rival and campaign against him.
I like the steel-toed loafers idea mucho.
Redskins connotes Burgundy and Gold where I came from.
Unity types, you got me? Who dey?
RedSkins and Unity Skins are different types of skinheads. RedSkins = commies, Unity = Racial unity
Ah, evil conformists, not outlaws.
Steel-toed loafers.
Yep, I never liked skins, except for the oi skins. They’re just making fun of the rest of them. But within certain scenes wearing the ‘wrong’ color combos can result in a bad night.
Its like, jeez, you beat people up for their clothing?
Hey I am a Redskins fan WTF. We got crushed by the Steelers but should see somebody in the playoffs.
“I wonder why Shep and Cameron dislike Gov. Palin so much?”
She’s prettier than they are.
What’s with the Palin hating? I never did get that. Yes, she’s an easy target, but an open one, like a moose in a clearing. But really, why the spitriol? I’ll give her this, she’s a good sport who seems well grounded.
That is one butt-ugly shoe, SBP.
Practical, though.
Steel-toed sneakers.
Have any of you looked at this change.gov site? Lots of stuff to poop on
To the real actual hardcore progressives these guys are like the little brother that hangs around pretending to be part of the action.
They should tell them the truth that if they work at it they just might rise to the level of “useful idiot”.
Maybe.
Someday.
Real soon now.
She can kick their ass and look good doing it.
I’m seriously thinking fox is like mccain. instead of admitting their bias, they try to tact to the middle and are generally villified for it.
Sneakers, mo better pretty.
I’m seriously thinking fox is like mccain.
Nasty, dim-witted mercenaries looking for voids to fill?
*The NYT had a map of counties where the GOP share went up compared to 2004. There’s your base.*
Let me help you with this. Alot of our base stayed home. Alot more would have stayed home if Palin wasn’t on the ticket. I don’t know how many times I have to explain to clueless liberals that WE do not want our candidates to reach across the aisle, unless they’re giving democrats the finger.
Again, many of us DONT want to get along with you. The last 8 years has made us believe liberals are bitter, stupid and arrogant. I’ll cling to my guns and God for 4 years and when you morons fuck it all up, whatever rises from the metaphorical ashes of the republican party will be there to pick up the pieces.
If you really think the country is going left, look no further then the passing of the gay marriage ban in 2 of the biggest states in our union.
Actually, in the steel-toe dept. I’ve a pair of Swiss Army Mountain Boots. Steel toe, shank, sides even. And thick leather. They are fkn heavy, tho.
*Nasty, dim-witted mercenaries looking for voids to fill?*
lol well kinda. But I was thinking more along the lines of refusing to take a principled stand. McCain was a “maverick” in that he was ignoring his party. I guess that got him the nomination but it didn’t get him elected. Americans want a fight- whether its a fight of ideals or a knock down drag out fist fight, we want to watch the two sides fight and one side emerge the winner. This election cycle, McCain spent too much time ducking and weaving and not enough time throwing hooks and uppercuts.
Or, in Jeff’s terms, sweeping the knee and putting the dems in a nasty leglock submission.
I can go along with this we’re-all-outlaws thing, but when we start with the secret handshakes and the decoder rings, I’m outa here.
I’ll be too outlaw for the outlaws.
>>WE do not want our candidates to reach across the aisle, unless they’re giving democrats the finger.
I’ve a long-held [5 minutes] theory that the reason for it is b/c many of us used to be libs and were taught to hate at an early age. When we grew up and advanced to become republicans, we kept some of our former bad habits.
So the libs have only themselves to blame. knowmsayn?
pfft. We’re not Masons, McGehee.
Unless, y’know, ya’ll are or something.
“It matters not where you live, or what rank of life you hold, the evil or the blessing will reach you all. The far and the near, the home counties and the back, the rich and the poor, will suffer or rejoice alike. The heart that feels not now is dead; the blood of his children will curse his cowardice, who shrinks back at a time when a little might have saved the whole, and made them happy. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death. My own line of reasoning is to myself as straight and clear as a ray of light. Not all the treasures of the world, so far as I believe, could have induced me to support
an offensive war, for I think it murder; but if a thief breaks into my house, burns and destroys my property, and kills or threatens to kill me, or those that are in it, and to “bind me in all cases whatsoever” to his absolute will, am I to suffer it? What signifies it to me, whether he who does it is a king or a common man; my countryman or not my countryman; whether it be done by an individual villain, or an army of them? If we reason to the root of things we shall find no
difference; neither can any just cause be assigned why we should punish in the one case and pardon in the other. Let them call me rebel and welcome, I feel no concern from it;”
http://ahp.gatech.edu/amer_crisis_1780.html
The American Crisis.
by Thomas Paine, 1780
“Steel-toed sneakers.”
Been there done that since 1995.
Hmmm… maybe we could take over some Masonic lodges.
I heard they’ve fallen on hard times in recent decades.
urthshu: I don’t believe you were ever liberal (as in aware of other people), and I reject your amazing transubstantiation into a blessed capitalist weedwhacker. Give me a break. Welcome to the wasteland; help share the wealth.
Truth is, I mostly only wear flip-flops if I’m wearin shoes at all anymore. Spent the better part of my life in steel-toed boots and done had enough already.
Possibly, but having really known the left from the inside and then rejecting it, well you don’t do that halfway. With apostates the feelings go both ways.
Stupid, stupid cynn.
Still thinks that the billionaires behind Obama are going to be the ones paying for her free gas.
Sorry, Silverman’s on, I’m busy. Laughing, that is. Later.
Get back to us when you get your gas ration card, cynn.
ha cynn. more fool you
I made this youtube ken-burnsey slideshow relevant to the top post. It’s all full of Palin-hate. There’s a beat and you can dance to it. I like the ending.
Actually, you know what cynn? Here’s my ‘transformation’ in a nutshell: I started to listen closer to people I agreed with, and to those I didn’t agree with. Whenever I said there were reasonable points being made by the other side, I watched the reactions. Those reactions were emotional, not reasonable. I could actually see the spines stiffening, nostrils flaring, etc. I, an ally discussing policy, was the enemy. This intolerance was a repeatable thing, impervious to logical argument. I was willing to lose well over 50 friends in the process towards integrity. I never told them to go away, either – so tell me nothing of tolerance.
“The towel/bathrobe part is TV-redneck filigree that got telephone-gamed in somewhere, or added late by someone who realized that “She answered the door!†doesn’t freak out too many news viewers.”
To me its just unprofessional. I go to meet a colleague in a hotel room, they’re not naked. End of story.
The whole idea of watching Fox News recalls psycho’s who is being organized I think. I know in my heart the revolution what the classical liberalisms need will not be televised. Not on tv anyway.
Re: Sarah: The Demorats are the party of “The Peter Principle”. O! major f##k up waiting to happen with assistance of Reid and Pelosi.
And it’s professional to repeat stories like that one to the news media and demand and get anonymity? Tell me another.
Ummm, meya, neither was she. Plus, the story hasn’t even been confirmed. You better be really hot, because you don’t have the whole intellect thing going for you.
You better be really hot
Magic 8 Ball says: Outlook not so good.
“And it’s professional to repeat stories like that one to the news media and demand and get anonymity? Tell me another.”
Yeah. In my office, there’s no gossip. No accountability.
gossip=accountability?
I bet when she came to the door in a dress other times those staffers imagined her nude. Couldn’t get further than that is why they are bitter.
What I DID like about Palin was that she drank lattes. Hopefully people pick up on this. It’s about time we stop hearing about this as some sort of culture war icon. They’re part of mall culture now. Strip mall culture even.
*To me its just unprofessional. I go to meet a colleague in a hotel room, they’re not naked. End of story.*
Well that’s because you’re shallow and stupid. Assuming the facts line up, her alternative was to make them wait in the hall while she got dressed. And WTF, if she answered the door without makeup, we’d have the same problem.
My god, the fucking left, who voted in Slick Willie twice is going to give a married female conservative shit for answering the door in a towel ? Seriously, whoever reported this as a “scandal” should be taken outside and flogged repeatedly.
Yes, the man who masturbated Lewinsky with a cigar while Arafat waited outside.
He’s a respected elder statesman now.
I drink lattes. Nonfat ones. No foam. But not Starbucks ones so much anymore. I think you’re missing the NPR/NYT gayness what Starbucks cultivates not on accident on purpose.
urthshu: Yep, we’re the hormonal party, with dry-heaves and night sweats.
“And WTF, if she answered the door without makeup, we’d have the same problem.”
Oh. In my world, women not wearing makeup isn’t unprofessional.
“My god, the fucking left, who voted in Slick Willie twice is going to give a married female conservative shit for answering the door in a towel ? Seriously, whoever reported this as a “scandal†should be taken outside and flogged repeatedly.”
That was awful, but its got different ring to it because he wasn’t really having a meeting with a colleague. It was straight up crassly making a pass. That wasn’t a professional relationship he was acting unprofessional in.
Spies, how deep can you dig? Because you could drill, baby drill, and maybe be productive.
its got different ring to it because he wasn’t really having a meeting with a colleague.
He kept a world leader (a scummy one, true) waiting outside while he was jamming a cigar up Monica’s cunt.
cynn: go fuck yourself with a rusty crowbar.
“But not Starbucks ones so much anymore. I think you’re missing the NPR/NYT gayness what Starbucks cultivates not on accident on purpose.”
She gets them from starbucks. I’m not missing it at all. I’m saying you’ll find them in suburbia strip malls and SUV cup holders.
And I’ll wager I get more of lasting account done in a single day than you do in an entire work week.
“He kept a world leader (a scummy one, true) waiting outside while he was jamming a cigar up Monica’s cunt.”
I could think of worst things to do to fuck with Arafat. And I wouldn’t complain. But I also wouldn’t act treat my colleagues like Arafat. Even if they are total terrors.
oh. ok. But if you buy music from there I don’t care if it’s suburbia you’ve done something definitional.
Oh. In my world, women not wearing makeup isn’t unprofessional
I bet in your world gangs of staffers don’t knock on your door either. Why didn’t those pigs meet her at the office like normal colleagues?
Trying to catch her naked I bet. Probably yelled through the door “IT’S TODD HONEY!”
Comment by cynn on 11/6 @ 9:35 pm #
Well, that was a new wrinkle on the stupid bedspread…
I guess that gal, Pauline Kael who cried upon hearing of Nixon’s win “I don’t know anyone who voted for Nixon” was NOT a “open to everyone” liberal …
Crap on crackers, cynn, hang around NYC restaurants, Frisco universities, Berkeley … and you’ll go YEARS without hearing one mildly conservative sentiment. We stay below the radar listening to Libs and Leftists talk about everyone else as they would a particularly exotic bit of bacteria.
“Open to people”!!! :::snort:::
How dare the woman be wearing a bathrobe?
In her HOTEL ROOM?
Shameless whore! Shameless whore! STONE HER!
“I bet in your world gangs of staffers don’t knock on your door either. Why didn’t those pigs meet her at the office like normal colleagues?”
They’re traveling. You ever do that for work? You understand campaigns are on the road, right?
office… bus… whatevs.
Spies, you’re a renegade moron sprinkler.
meya
your sarcasm detector gene gone to hide out with your common sense one?
They’re traveling. You ever do that for work?
So you don’t take showers while traveling?
They’re traveling. You ever do that for work? You understand campaigns are on the road, right?
Yeah, I have. And if my colleague knocked on my hotel door while I was getting ready, I covered myself if necessary and answered the door. If said colleague wanted to see the finished product, he could call and say he was waiting in the lounge. I fail to see the disgrace you see in this nothing story.
I guess that would make you the moron, huh, cynn?
Did the gas elves come by your house last night?
Well, Darleen, I suppose you and uhuru are representive of the pecked-upon righty experience. Sounds harrowing. Glad you survived.
BTW … if Americans are going to retake the country in for American values, we first need to start with the gradeschools and fire cruel teachers like this one.
Would you shut up about this gas shit, Spies Overboard? I walk to work, so I don’t need some gas fairy. So that frees him up for you. Happy now?
That wasn’t a professional relationship he was acting unprofessional in.
So he signed out to Al Gore?
Say it loud and proud: PROGS ARE ASSHOLES.
I fail to see the disgrace you see in this nothing story.
That’s because you are not an infant.
That wasn’t a professional relationship he was acting unprofessional in.
Except for that annoying little fact that he was her fucking boss.
when the sarah gets a hotel room/they turn the sprinklers off/cuz she’s so hot!
when she orders breakfast
chickens be plopping eggs while they slaughter pigs for teh bacon
cuz she’s HOT!
Pancakes be flipping
waitrons be slpping
cuz she’s fine!
coffee be percolating
tea be free
even the garnish
go whee whee whee
cuz she’s hot!
obama?
what’s with duh continental breakfast?
muffins?
pd muffins
choke on it
twit
iq
“imagine ”
theres no breakfast
u may call me a dreamer…
but all i wants is a little creamer
in my coffee
luv the “4 for 4” post!
did that busboy just get out of prison?
i’m only asking cuz my wallwts missing and/like/the dudes 40 year old!
and he’s got tatooes!
that he did himself!
nite y’all
I’m going to interject a little common sense; Are we really going to believe “anonymous sources” from a bunch of sore loser campaign staffers that probably only agreed to take on Palin to get the base back? RLY?
Are we really going to believe “anonymous sourcesâ€Â
Not me. I’m going to believe they were dirty old men showing up at a lady’s door trying to get a cheap peek.
Crusty old perverts.
Fred!
…oh, what? McCain? And …oh, he lost. Figures
— RVW —
you know, as a reporter there are the things you WANT to be true and then the things that happen or ARE true.
i have a very difficult time believing that Sarah Palin could not muscle out that NAFTA included Mexico, Canada and the US. I really can’t. I really don’t think she said that Africa was a country either. I’m pretty certain that while two or more sources gave this to Fox, zero or less times it occured. im really of the mind that if they had to reverse engineer this story, it would be attributable to some 9th grade horseshit between staffers.
One of the cool things I can do as an investigative reporter is apply a BS detector; one of the unfortunate things about being a TV reporter is that you are a fucking retard.
Having worked at News Corp for 4 years, I am especially confident that because these two said it, it spent about 43 seconds being confirmed.
south park
reporting on the “hurricane”
hilarious
para-phrase
tv anchor”how many people have died?’
reprter on site
“well-we don’t know-we’re reporting people have died”
ha ha!
43 seconds? It takes that long to ask: “are you sure”?
according to my left hand
my right hand wipes my ass
but my right hand demands a smell test
but-hey-let’s come together
put your hands in the air [whoop-whoop]
88 seconds
in greenesboro[sp]
good song
i did NOT have gravy
on
that chicken
4 4 4
jesus saves
espasito[sp] scores on the rebound!
Would you shut up about this gas shit, Spies Overboard?
Tell Obama’s thug crew, cynn. They’re the ones who are expecting it.
Guess who’s going to get to pay for it?
Hint: not those billionaires who were supporting Obama.
1st Lady – elect Mrs. Drugs Delaney would never answer the door in a bathrobe. She’d make sure to put on her red dress with the black sunburst front that makes the whole thing look like a junebug that hit the windshield at 72 mph.
“AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Sorry Mrs 1st lady. Your outfit startled me.”
The anonymity of those who are now driven to tell us all about the horrible, horrible Palin is the real story. Adults who want to ruin someone don’t have the guts to reveal their identity. That is some feat of bravery, there.
Is it possible to not use Google?
I called Sarah Palin a disgusting dumb bitch right after her disgusting acceptance speech.
Makes me FIRST!!11!! Beeeeotches!
How much more proof is needed that I’m always right and right on time?
She’s dumber than a moosey.
The Frontier Party welcomes all beeeeyotches.
I, for one, having been scouring the intarwebs looking for the first sexy PhotoShop of Sarah Palin in a bathrobe. But alas, to no avail.
And since these losers are making all their accusation anonymously, does that make them “campaign trolls?”
They’ve got about the same credibility.
#128
Cynn. Since you walk everywhere you have more gas than you need, so start sharing now and fill the goddamn tank already.
I did hear Palin say Africa was a country.
Oh, wait, no, it wasn’t her, it was Drew Carey, on “Whose Line Is It Anyway?” Never mind.
we have Biden on tape saying FDR was on television in 1929 giving “straight talk” to the people about the Crash DURING the campaign … shrugged shoulders and yawns … here were have an unsourced rumor after the election and it is TOP NEWS CYCLE!!!1!1!eleventy!!!
Cowardly, sniveling misogynists.
Ya know, the South Africa bit could be as simple as she mis-heard what someone said. The staffer, being a hyper-intelligent inside-the-Beltway type, just couldn’t comprehend that someone didn’t hear their preternaturally clear diction, just rolled their eyes and filed it away as a story to dish out later, to keep in the good graces of the newsies.
I still don’t get the robe story. The people trying to spin it into something meaningful are morons. Answering the door in a robe is not unprofessional or disrespectful or such — unprofessional is answering the door with nothing on; disrespectful is not answering the door.
It does remind me of a cow-orker from long ago, who would invite the young female co-workers to dinner — meet at the cow-orker in question’s home, then head to a restaurant. Said cow-orker — as testified by two different young female co-workers — would answer the door starkers, explaining they’re in the middle of getting ready.
The cow-orker was a woman, BTW. The company receptionist.
And *that* behavior, folks, is unprofessional and disrespectful.
Republican misspeaks = stupid!!ELEVENTY11!
Democrat misspeaks = they were tired, didn’t mean it, knew the truth, yada yada yada.
Well, I answered the door like starkers once. But those were some Jehovah’s Witnesses that I was anxious to leave e the Hell alone. It worked.
Carin –
You forgot “it was a lame joke”
Sometimes people DESERVE disrespectful.
Sarah Palin is:
A completely unaware hick-tard full of winky-winkies and wavy-wavies.
The hick version of Paris Hilton.
A dumb-struck cunt with more bowels than brains.
poor widdle thor … rejected by even his Sim-life female construct and can’t get delivery of his new inflatable doll until Monday.
Long lonely weekend ahead for thor pseudo-male — What’s an unctuous gynphobic to do??
thor is:
Projecting. A dumber fuck than thor one does not often meet. Eat your pudding and take your pills like a good drooling imbecile.
164 comments and thor’s total contribution is his personal opinion that Palin is an ignorant dumbf*ck repeated several times using different language. He entertains himself and contributes nothing
I know you are capable of more, thor, but you make your choices.
Based on what?
The Frontier Party welcomes Paris Hilton
*Sigh* No welfare check in my mailbox last night. It’s been three days. I am so disappointed in President Smug.
Well, we know thor hates women. It’s painfully obvious. Once he finally decides about his “lifestyle” I’m betting thor will be a much better human being.
Goddammit, he not PRESIDENT yet. He’s President-Elect Smug.
Seriously, though, notice how so many people are already referring to him as President Obama?
My dog, who I love a lot, pisses on the floor when she gets really, really excited. Anybody have the sales data on Depends this week? ‘Cause if those numbers aren’t up, there will be a lot of floor mopping to do in moonbat households across the nation. I bet thor’s house already smells just AWFUL.
thor’s house probably smelled awful before the election, though.
Oh, good lord, thor…maybe it’s YOU that needs to drink the bleach so you can wash away some of that vile filth you mistake for wit. That’s all you offer. Every time. Sad.
I think thor would enjoy the smell, like his buddy lamb cannon, taking a freshly soiled adult diaper, and rapping it around his head. Oh, and iirc, he’d take a big sniff, enjoying the combined fragrance of urine and the chemical odor released by the newly soaked diaper.
A reminder:
Our little thor is a drunken idiot, like the obnoxious old crank at the end of the bar that no one will go near for fear of a facefull of incoherent blathering vitriol and vomit on your shoes.
Wearing a solid-color tie is about as outlawy as I get.
“Seriously, though, notice how so many people are already referring to him as President Obama?”
I’m just glad they’re not calling him “Jesus v2.0″… also, as far as I’m concerned, as of about 9pm Tuesday night, everything’s on his shoulders. He thinks he’s so smart, let him run with the ball.
So make with the miracles, chop chop, O!Messiah! Now! Dance, you stuttering prick!
>>Wearing a solid-color tie is about as outlawy as I get.
Ooh, thats sorta ‘white pants after Labor Day’ outlaw-y
I’ve had several back and forths with thor in which he was somewhat responsive and knowledgeable. He just can’t seem to help himself and will, inevitably, end up in shrieking anger or skunky snark. As I said, it entertains only him and brings nothing to the discussion.
I have no idea why he bothers.
BTW, how many of you out there suspect the Republican idiot leadership is going to get into a ‘war of tokenism’ crapfest now? “Black man? OK, we’ll raise you a Latino!”
Ooh, thats sorta ‘white pants after Labor Day’ outlaw-y
If you wear white after Labor Day, you could be a racist
A dumb-struck cunt with more bowels than brains.
Talk about arrested development!: it appears thor is one of those f.o.n. who does indeed have less bowels than brains, which then explains where all that stool must necessarily reside. And talk about fecal impaction! How much room could be left?
Outlaw is a state of mind. Outlaw is a stance on discourse. You can be an outlaw in a suit, or dressed like a hippie.
OUTLAW!!
Oh, hey, the Taliban assholes just made a serious mistake.
Serious mistake, yes. Talk about stirring up a hornet’s nest.
“I’m just glad they’re not calling him “Jesus v2.0″… ”
It’s near that in my office, today. I work for a major county government and as such the racial make up of the office is probably around 85-90% black, 5% hispanic and 5-10% white. The next day after the election, around 40 to 50%% of the cubes/offices were decked out in full front pages of various local newspapers celebrating the One’s win. Silly, I thought to myself, but whatevs. Today (being casual friday) most of the support staff and some of the Social workers (around 30 to 40) have Obama t-shirts on. And chants of Obama, Obama, Obama have been heard intermittently therough the office. It reminds me that, although I detest Obama’s politics and his alliances, his creepy, fawning, worshiping disciples are far worse. These people are children. And they helped elected the president of the United States of America. I guess he completed them.
Obstreperous Infidel – I sent you an email, but it came back. Drop me one at johndallen at sbcglobal dot net.
Palin/Petraeus 2008!
And if Rezko sings loud enough, we might be running against Biden, the Man of a Thousand Gaffes.
JD – Sent you an e-mail.
TallDave – 2008? Is there something you know that we don’t?
McCain Staffers Speak Out!
Oh, hey, the Taliban assholes just made a serious mistake.
I was gonna suggest kukhris for the Frontier Party — they are even cooler than Kabars.
Carl Cameron behaved like a scorned whore he is, at atacking Sarah Palin the way he did. I had my suspicions at the begining of the campaign, but when I saw Juan Williams in every hour, licking Obama’s soles to the toe, I knew Fox was going to go for Obama too. I secretly had to agree because McCain didn’t deserve any support, he was picked by the democrats as the idiot to use, (and I feel he himself offered to do it) the old gay bastard traitor, and that’s understandable; but forgetting about the country and attacking a brilliant woman Like Sarah, that won’t be forgiven to Fox who is now one more of the main media shit that we despise in our country. Sarah will come out again in spite of all of you bunch of idiots and you better start watching your rating fall because you showed your real blood.
This is why the Republican establishment is trying to destroy Palin.
They’re The Man too.
Fox is the man, too? Fine. Outlaws don’t need the support of the media, man. We’re free.
The Man is President Barack Obama. He squishes low-IQ hickbillies.
He would never turn on you like that, man. You’re one of his SUPPORTERS.
Thor’s just hoping to get Obama to go down on him. It’s a “hope”.
The oilskins are cool, the boots fine and the shades just to die for, but a word of caution on the deerstalker – when the target is directly overhead, the back peak hits the nape of your neck and the hat falls off. Just so you know.
Now that is a hat, Outlaws.
Sorry Silver whistle, anything from New Zealand is not Outlaw.
Now this is more acceptable.
ThomasD,
That has just gone on my Outlaw Christmas list. I think I’ve got the rest of the wardrobe covered.
I’m sending “have a very Outlaw Christmas” cards this year
At noon, January 20, 2009, all of Thor’s comments abou tthe dumbness of Bush and the hickness of Palin will become, like Thor himself, irrelevant
Too late, poppa, his comments already are irrelevant.
Pablo suggested I post this again:
Jeff Goldstein’s threat of violence:
Jeff Goldstein’s threat of violence:
Jeff Goldstein’s threat of violence:
Jeff Goldstein’s threat of violence:
Jeff Goldstein’s threat of violence:
Jeff Goldstein’s threat of violence:
From: Jeff Goldstein: Arguing “On Point” — With Threats of Violence.
Thanks to Pablo for the suggestion. It’s a good one. Sorta makes it clear who wrote this post.