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I was watching Aliens
I was watching Ghost Hunters.
“He talks purty, don’t he?”
— Some Heinlein character or other
We now have official confirmation that new qualifying figure for Barky’s Magickal Tax Cuts is <= $200,000 year.
We should start a pool on the date the number drops to $50K.
One of the “5 million jobs” created by switching to wind power: Cleaning up the dead birds.
When he said “million” did he have his pinky at his mouth?
At least one bright spot: In order to clear the required acreage needed to make wind power practical for national energy needs, they’ll have to repeal the Endangered Species Act
Barky: We’re adding a little something to this month’s victimhood contest. As you all know, first prize is a fat reparations check. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is you get to pay 95% income tax. Third prize is you go to a reeducation camp.
“We should start a pool on the date the number drops to $50K.”
11/5/08
I was at a pizza parlor. They had O’Reilly on. Not a big fan, but considering the alternative…
Oh, and I predict 1/27/09 for the hot poker up the $50k ass.
Obama’s wind power initiative
Heh. It just had to be a Beetle. A Hitler would be proud.
Dammit, I’m gonna hafta hit the damn tip jar for that. LOL!!
…and I refuse to deny that I’m a Socialist. A lousy dirty Socialist.
PHILLIES WIN PHILLIES WIN PHILLIES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Baseball is the ultimate salve.
Salve is racist!
We can once more choose our better history is a lie. New agey dirty socialist bitch talk is what that is I think.
We can once more vote down teh socialist bastiches
#3 SBP
Barney Frank was already talking about $75K.
And anyway, choosing our better history?
Here I thought Baracky was all hopey and changey and now he just wants to turn back the clock to something where all our chickens will just come home to roost again
Can’t he just pick a theme and stick to it?
Infomercials. Where useless crap is sold to suckers using unverifiable claims and impossible promises. But wait, there’s more! Vote in the next two days and they’ll send you an extra ballot at no extra cost! Send cash now!
I just spent five minutes perusing the Excitable Greek Lady’s place.
Plan A for Tuesday was to put in an order for some Transportation or Construction stocks.
I think instead I’m going to go for some Pharma; I don’t think there is worldwide capacity to scratch the surface of the demand for anti depressants that a McCain win will trigger.
A bit of history:
How many of you believed him when Bill Clinton was promising a “middle class tax cut” in the ’92 campaign? Made it the centerpiece of his economic plan.
Heh.
I made a Bride of Frankenstein wig for my cat.
TmjUtah, what you should really do is lay in a stock of revolvers, each loaded with one (1) round.
Regards,
Ric
pharma will gain either way.
Reasons I didn’t watch.
Jeff G. writes a better speech than Axelturf.
Rush will broadcast the funny parts tomorrow.
TV is too expensive to throw a brick at it.
Lastly there is not one damn thing any socialist/leftist can say that I haven’t heard a million times since the 60’s and they all would rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth. So screw him and the asshole he rode in on.
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“TmjUtah, what you should really do is lay in a stock of revolvers, each loaded with one (1) round.”
No way. I did the charitable thing in 2004, and bought airline tickets to Toronto for distribution to distraught Liberals.
I’ll make a buck off their continuing pain, but I’m not providing a way out.
Not this time.
You know what America needs? A nice, friendly, offshore place to park its money.
Or a nice unfriendly offshore place to park the Left.
I hear they are going to be empty at Gitmo soon. Lots of nice tropical weather.
choosing our better history?
Since the Left is so adept at rewriting history, this is the only logical endpoint.
betting on choosey history/like..in the supermarket/i always go for the chewy cookies
they are so soft
and chewy
i own a chevy!
watched disc 4 of season 3 of Babylon 5. It’s been better than the first season, but I still occasionally groan at their lame attempts at comic relief. and they really should have avoided anything requiring people to act crazy.
oh, and made cupcakes.
He was all about the Hope and Change too, remember? It worked then too.
~peter
Kate-
i own a chevy!
I haven’t made that mistake since 1981- aren’t you supposed to be ‘intelligent’?
he was from Hope[ARK ARK]
until he changed
bride of frankenstein wig 4 cats!
I’m just curious, was there a starbusrt that said we could buy this with 3 convenient payments of $19.95 or an “as seen in TV guide” on the right hand side of the screen of the Obamamercial?
Was Billy Mays present? Or just Billy Ayers?
see the usa in a chevrolet/what cars do
a-cops
b cabs
c gov
own?
chevys rule-fool
guess all those cabbies and cops be stupid?
the caprice-best damn car ever made
#38 SBP
Billy Mays would’ve been perfect!
I had better things to do. Eayting Pizza and getting shit-faced on some good Pinot Noir.
So sue me.
Could somebody do one of those YouTube treatments a la Pulp Fiction: (NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxcei2eOCMo
taking all of the “I am” and “I will” statements together?
While only doing a TiVo cruise of the River of Kool-Aid, it seemed like this would be a hoot.
I watched Monsterquest.
i went to the home depot.
Re: #33, Maggie,
The next disc contains an episode, Grey 17 is Missing, that…
watched the first 3 minutes. Felt the urge to throw something heavy at my TV.
Switched the channel and waiting on the Rays game. Felt the urge (again) to throw something at the TV as Maddon leaves in the GD submariner even though the Phillies were hitting him like it was tball.
“It is that fundamental belief – I am my brother’s keeper, I am my sister’s keeper – that makes this country work.â€Â
Right. So where is Barry’s real brother right now? Oh yeah, living on less money that a Us welfare recipient in Africa.
If Obama and the Democrats let the “Bush Tax Cuts” lapse, which they plan to do, this will be a de facto tax increase on everyone.
The American Thinker has a nice little graph here: http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/10/senator_obamas_four_tax_increa.html
We’re watching you.
Citizen Monitor #48976-B: “This guy is boring – wait, he got up.”
Supervisor #692-S: “Where is he going?” (sinister accent)
C.M. #48976-B: “The bathroom, he’s taking a…AHHHH! My eyes! By the One! MY EYES!”
S. #692-S: “You fool! You forgot to engage the monitor filters! Evacuate, this station has been contaminated! Call Haz-Mat to send a Decon Team!”
Yep, watching the citizenry is going to be soooo much fun.