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“Federal Charges for Allegedly Changing Grades”

Dumb kids. Shoulda just stuck with something benign and uninvestigatable — like, say, wide scale voter registration fraud, or sweetheart real estate deals.

(h/t IP)

6 Replies to ““Federal Charges for Allegedly Changing Grades””

  1. Or roughing up bankers at their homes if they don’t hand out loans to ACORN’s clients.

  2. B Moe says:

    The grade change increased the grade point averages of the majority of students whose grades were changed…

    Roll that around in your head awhile.

  3. Jeff G. says:

    Not without a prescription, B Moe.

  4. Mikey NTH says:

    It seems that this affected student loans and grants. That is, money was involved. Who did these kids think they were, members of congress?

  5. Jeffersonian says:

    Maybe a multi-million dollar online credit card scam is in the offing…and a Senate seat from a Midwestern state.

  6. TmjUtah says:

    Wow. This kind of stuff is basically interning for ACORN, isn’t it?

    “So, Billy, welcome aboard. How was your last year at school?”

    “Not so good, man. I got busted for falsifying my grades, and for some of my buddies. The cops caught us and I did six months’ probation.”

    “I know, Billy; that’s what your signing bonus was for. You won’t ever have to worry about police attention as long as you are with us, either.”

    “Far out!”

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