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Random Barack Obama thought, Tuesday Oct 28, 1:15 pm EST

“…do I sound too much like Barry White? I worry that I’m overdoing it sometimes, and that the whole ‘Mandingo factor’ thing could kick in for Whitey, causing a kind of unwelcome electoral blowback. I’ll have to remember to ask Michelle. And maybe put together a focus group. Whitey and his bitches, all sitting crosslegged at my feet while I give ’em the whole Hope and Change bit in a pair of tight chinos. See if we can’t pick up any nervous twitching from the Ofays. But first, poi!…”

8 Replies to “Random Barack Obama thought, Tuesday Oct 28, 1:15 pm EST”

  1. happyfeet says:

    NPR does this thing where when they do their reporting and they go to a dirty socialist event you hear Baracky in sexophonic quality but when they do McCain they get his voice and then they dub in crowd noises that are very weird and offputting. It’s not really crude propaganda I don’t think inasmuch as it’s probably very effective.

  2. you hear Baracky in sexophonic quality

    um, yeah. Rush Limbaugh yesterday was asking about who keeps putting the reverb in all the Obama clips or does he sound like that live?

  3. Sticky B says:

    HF #1

    Does anybody who’s not already bloated on blue kool-aid listen to NPR though?

  4. JHoward says:

    Barry’s oddly affected essess drive me batty. Is that what Biden meant by articulate? Sounds decidedly metrosexual and quite in love with the sound of The One.

    Speaking of disrespect, Jeff, in a few months when the new order comes, will you have to deep-six the entire blog or can you leave the conversations with your neighbor and/or inanimate objects posted? I hear Chicago schoolchildren surf the net.

    Just curious.

  5. spongeworthy says:

    This is exactly the vibe I get from The One. Obama telling it like it is in tight white chinos.

  6. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    You hollergay fronsk?
    N.
    You smokeaspliff blowegian?
    Nn.
    You spigotty jivease?
    Nnn.
    You phonio sexo?
    Nnnn.
    Clear all so! ‘Tis a Scrote….

  7. He’s gotta feel like that one black guy at the honors social when the DJ plays the Electric Slide.

    Chick Magnet.

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