“…your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress, your smile is your — wait a second. Delaware may be small, but everyone knows that it’s not the size of the land mass, it’s how you use it that counts! Am I right…? Oh, Joe, baby! That’s some quality soundbite material! Make a mental note. Break it out at the next rally. That is, if Mr. I’m-so-clean-and-articulate doesn’t try to muzzle you some more. The fucker. But enough. Don’t be bitter. Your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress, your smile is your fortress…”
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Here be wisdom:
“An unwatched roux is carbon.”
“I was sitting there, probably frowning, when Senator Joe Biden of Delaware spotted me. He’s been in the Senate thirty years, and he came over and sat down and said, “I’ve watched a lot of you former governors come up here and invariably you go through three phases (like a person grieving over a death, I suppose).”
“The first phase is disbelief. You just can’t believe how legislation and decisions are made.” He was right. I arrived in the Senate in the middle of the appropriations process and I could not believe the feeding frenzy.
“The next phase,” he said, “is anger. You stay mad most of the time, and you want to change the system and make it more orderly.”
And then, finally, he said the third phase is “acceptance.”
-Zell Miller
He’s not muzzled. The Botox shot was to his tongue.
You’re inside Biden’s head just like John Edwards did all those dead babies. Are you gonna get rich off this gig? And fuck around on your ol’ lady?
The casual weird is something that must require an awful lot of self.
I pretty much figured all of Joe Bidens thoughts were random. I like it when really mediocre people think they’re smart and the say stuff and what they say is really emabarrassing, but they don’t know it and keep on chugging along saying even more embarassing stuff. That’s Joe Biden……..and Semanticleo. It’s teh funny