9 new deli sandwiches named in honor of an Obama victory
“The Marble Rye Savior” — chopped liver and whitefish piled high with onions on half black-half white rye. From the Carnegie Deli, 854 7th Ave, at 55th St, New York, NY
“The Progressive Club” — turkey bacon, thin-sliced turkey breast, lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayo on toasted white bread. Divided into four equal sections, to be distributed equally to four hungry Comrades. No exceptions. Pickle and chips extra. From Katz’s Deli, 205 E Houston St, New York, NY
“The Lady Liberty Hola! Biali” — chorizo, eggs, salsa, mole, diced green chiles, and a blend of Mexican cheeses on a sliced jalapeno biali. Comes with a free voter registration card and four mail-in ballots. From Barney Greengrass, 541 Amsterdam Ave, between 86th and 87th Sts, New York, NY
“Socialist Surprise!” — Our choice of bagel, meat, and toppings, pre-made and served on a paper towel in a standing queue. First come, first served. No rainchecks. From Ess-a-Bagel, 359 1st Ave, at 21st St, New York, NY
“The Fairness Doctrine Melt” — equal parts fish, deli meat, and condiments thrown together in a gustatory cacophony and then covered with melted cheddar jack. Guaranteed to keep you from wanting to order it ever again! From Zabar’s Cafe, 2245 Broadway, New York, NY
“The Weather Underground Club” — a fiery combination of spiced pastrami, hot mustard, and pickled onions on jalapeno cheese bread. Be your own bomb! Fart Truth to Power!. From Stage Deli, 834 7th Ave, between 53rd and 54th St, New York, NY
“Saul Alinsky’s Famous Hot Corned Beef sandwich” — Not really corned beef, but shhh! We won’t tell if you wont! Comes with fries and gravy. Or so you think… From Sarge’s Deli, 548 3rd Ave, between 36th and 37th St, New York, NY
“The Bernardine Dohrne Helter Skelter Sandwich” — salted prosciutto ham, aged and cured for 7 years, sliced thin and served atop a bed of shredded legal paper, tomato, and onion. Best eaten by poking the Pig in its belly with a fork. Wild! From Artie’s Deli, 2290 Broadway, at 83rd St, New York, NY
“The Chris Buckley Conservative Fish Fry” — Not really a sandwich. Or conservative, for that matter. In fact, it’s really just a filet-o’-fish from McDonald’s, its bun discarded and the patty itself stuffed into a fine leather wingtip. Comes with a 1000 word explanation on why it tastes so damn good!. From Eisenberg Sandwich Shop, 174 5th Ave, between 22nd & 23rd St, New York, NY
25 Replies to “9 new deli sandwiches named in honor of an Obama victory”
this my friend-is why I visit ur site
order the “moose-burger”-comes w/re-education freedom fries but u must go down into the cellar to pick it up…go on..go on…
teddy kennedy submarine sandwich-
come back tomorrow wearing a neck brace with ur lawyers and get the ‘john-john-foggy-fly froggy legs’ half price-unless u take the ‘zombie’ option-which is-“brains-more brains” which comes with magic bullet sauce-served by ur freaky haired waiter-Arlen
But the point is there won’t be a baracky victory. America just is not a socialist country. People get confused because we have a socialist media, but they’ll figure it out and baracky wouldn’t be working so hard on voter fraud to steal the election if he didn’t know that. Fail, I think.
after ordering food over the phone and paying w/my credit card
I soon found a ‘slight’ discrepancy in my bill-when I asked the delivery driver he said”don’t worry mate-u won’t have a home for me to drive to soon-bon-a-petit!”
bastard!-I only hope my pizza box floats-then me and the Goracle could be neighbors
I think I killed this thread, much as Ayers’ and Dorhne’s heroes killed a pregnant starlet, a hairdresser, the heiress to a coffee fortune, a young man who was going to college, a Polish man who’d escaped the Gestapo, and a nice suburban couple who’d never hurt anyone in their lives.
Christ, I hate these “educators.” thor, tell me how I’m wrong.
The Barack Obama Sandwich
It’s like nothing you’ve eaten before! No, you don’t need to know what’s in it, just eat it, it’s tasty. No, it wasn’t sitting over there with those rats, and even if it was they weren’t actually sitting on the sandwich, and even if they were they definitely didn’t leave any droppings in it, I can assure you of that. Okay, seriously, stop trying to pull back that top slice of bread and see what’s in it. STOP IT! What, are you some kind of sandwich inspector or something? Huh? Let’s see your Sandwich Inspector License, then. Oh, you don’t have one? I thought so. Now STFU and eat the sandwich, if you know what’s good for you. Racist.
The Obama Melt is just like a jam sandwich. You take two slices of bread and jam ’em together. You had better make sure everyone has two slices though.
The liberal illuminati sandwhich, hmmm. Not sure i would want to eat that. i mean seriously why are they naming sandwiches after politicians? If there really any need for that. But i guess we have to have some fun someone. God knows the debates were fun!
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Chris Buckley is a deranged poofter with daddy issues.
What are you talking about Happy? I’m sure for the next few months to come, Chris is going to be trotted out rather often by our friends in the media.
I think he has a drug problem.
Where are they serving Turd Sandwiches?
I vant you should make me a bagel. No seeds! Wait – is this dairy? Oy, never mind
I was hoping to get a Scranton Tongue(Joey Hairplugs) Sandwich w/anchovies!
I bet the foreign policy sandwich contains chicken livers to appease your appetite.
I’d like mine with a nice, tall glass of Kool Aid.
this my friend-is why I visit ur site
order the “moose-burger”-comes w/re-education freedom fries but u must go down into the cellar to pick it up…go on..go on…
teddy kennedy submarine sandwich-
come back tomorrow wearing a neck brace with ur lawyers and get the ‘john-john-foggy-fly froggy legs’ half price-unless u take the ‘zombie’ option-which is-“brains-more brains” which comes with magic bullet sauce-served by ur freaky haired waiter-Arlen
I got a sandwich from a German-Chinese fusion restaurant one time.
An hour later I wanted to conquer Poland.
But the point is there won’t be a baracky victory. America just is not a socialist country. People get confused because we have a socialist media, but they’ll figure it out and baracky wouldn’t be working so hard on voter fraud to steal the election if he didn’t know that. Fail, I think.
after ordering food over the phone and paying w/my credit card
I soon found a ‘slight’ discrepancy in my bill-when I asked the delivery driver he said”don’t worry mate-u won’t have a home for me to drive to soon-bon-a-petit!”
bastard!-I only hope my pizza box floats-then me and the Goracle could be neighbors
At least there won’t be honey-mustard on everything like when Slick Willie was in the Oval Office…
That #9’s meat is so young, it’s fork-tender! The meat is practically fetal!
I think I killed this thread, much as Ayers’ and Dorhne’s heroes killed a pregnant starlet, a hairdresser, the heiress to a coffee fortune, a young man who was going to college, a Polish man who’d escaped the Gestapo, and a nice suburban couple who’d never hurt anyone in their lives.
Christ, I hate these “educators.” thor, tell me how I’m wrong.
The Barack Obama Sandwich
It’s like nothing you’ve eaten before! No, you don’t need to know what’s in it, just eat it, it’s tasty. No, it wasn’t sitting over there with those rats, and even if it was they weren’t actually sitting on the sandwich, and even if they were they definitely didn’t leave any droppings in it, I can assure you of that. Okay, seriously, stop trying to pull back that top slice of bread and see what’s in it. STOP IT! What, are you some kind of sandwich inspector or something? Huh? Let’s see your Sandwich Inspector License, then. Oh, you don’t have one? I thought so. Now STFU and eat the sandwich, if you know what’s good for you. Racist.
Dammit, Jeff, I’m at work!
The Obama Melt is just like a jam sandwich. You take two slices of bread and jam ’em together. You had better make sure everyone has two slices though.
Deranged poofter? Well observed.
Fourth Bruce: Well, gentlemen, I’ll just remind you of the faculty rules: Rule one – no pooftahs.
I denounce myself.
The liberal illuminati sandwhich, hmmm. Not sure i would want to eat that. i mean seriously why are they naming sandwiches after politicians? If there really any need for that. But i guess we have to have some fun someone. God knows the debates were fun!
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the open faced sloppy joe, with bitter radicchio, domestic ground beef chili, crushed walnuts held together with sacramental cheese.
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