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Best of Collins [Dan Collins]

Whiter Shade of Palin

How Deep Is Your Tank?

Stopping at Snowy Nothing to Win (at Evening)

Donk Duet

A Canticle for Caric

The Caric

Fauxtrage (Just because it’s topical)

Tubby on Furry Violence (Some cats picked it up and re-reported it)

I think I may have written other things of which I’m particularly proud, but I can’t remember.

6 Replies to “Best of Collins [Dan Collins]”

  1. thor says:

    Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.

    They managed to bag 6 of them!

    As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

    The two lads objected strongly. ‘Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours.’

    Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

    However, even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the load and went down.

    Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

    After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, ‘Any idea where we are?’

    Mick replied, ‘I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.’

  2. thor says:

    You think it’s easy finding Irish/moose jokes? Huh?

  3. Dan Collins says:

    I don’t think that’s funny, thor. I practice shoot and release.

  4. SarahW says:

    “Medicine, in my opinion, ought to be re-elevated to a profession”
    A perceptive man, you have always been, Dan Collins.

  5. SarahW says:

    “There will always be an England”

    That comment made me want to sing “Jerusalem”.

  6. Dan Collins says:

    Thanks, Sarah W (and again for your generous support, in a variety of ways).

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