From the Daily Telegraph:
Anderson, 41, was recently in Toronto speaking out against the abuse of animals in Hollywood.
When asked by E! News Weekend Canada about Palin, she has some choice words for the Republican hopeful.
The reporter asked Pam if she saw a recent Newsweek article, which showed a gigantic bear hide in the office of Palin’s house.
“I can’t stand her,†Pam blurted out. “She can suck it!â€Â
Reached for comment, Tommy Lee’s penis did a line of coke and a shot of Jim Beam before shrugging, “sure, I’d be totally up for that.
“– though this time I’m thinking we should maybe go hi-def — to show off my stellar new cock ink and whatnot. Dude, check it: like, dragons…!”
(h/t LR; crossposted at NL’s Zaz Report, where you really should be reading it.)
Well, that effectively sews up the ignorant whore vote for Obama.
Oh sure, Pamela is a big fan of Animals. Especially if you can extract a part of them which can be injected into her to make her look pretty.
– The only way silicon Pam could help Obama, is if someone sewed up her mouth, and that would put her out of business, just ask Tommy.
Silicone, not Silicon. Unless her tits are online, I guess.
If she’s so worried about animal abuse in Hollywood, wtf was she doing in Toronto? Was the map upside down? Did she forget to make the left at Albuquerque?
You gotta give her credit, though: coke whores rarely make it to their 40’s.
What would make my joy complete is a psa from Sean Penn.
Barretta, trust me — Pam’s tits are online.
With enemies like these, who needs allies?
– She may be in her 40’s, but remember, her tits are only in their 20’s.
– Then again, her nose is in its 80’s, so I guess it all balances out.
The hard part of this to (ulp) swallow is the notion that anyone would consider Pamela Anderson’s political opinions worth a moment of his time.
Ever notice how, when you look at her face from just the right angle, she looks like Miss Piggy?
Pamela is more attractive when she isn’t saying anything. Still, she has just as much of a right to be a moron as anyone else.
She has a face?
“The hard part of this to (ulp) swallow…”
– “Ummm….oh yes honey…..I just love your political slant on things….Ummmm, thats it, nice long strokes, and be careful with the teeth…”
Sorry dudes, Pamela funbags are saline solution, pure salt water, can’t even drink the shit. She had them “resized” some years back, a little syringe action. I hate fake titties, fake lips (pig or otherwise), and face-lifts. There’s something non-living (or living-dead) about it, like caressing a softball, french-kissing wax Halloween lips, or gazing at a Mardi Gras mask. Turn off, eroto-buzzkill, oozing and dripping with Hep C. yack, spit.
Oh no, Palin’s lost the internet slut vote! Abandon ship!!!
Another intellectual giant of the left opines on the candidacy of Gov. Palin…
She’s most admired for her frontal lobes…
Giving Mrs. Palin the advice she always fall’s back on whenever she’s in a tough spot…
“Pamela is more attractive when she isn’t saying anything. Still, she has just as much of a right to be a moron as anyone else.”
Yes. Pamela is more attractive when she isn’t saying anything.
Especially when she can’t say any thing because she is naked, upside down, and has her pie hole firmly attached to my cock.
I denounce myself – immediately, if not sooner!
Bob Reed said:
She’s most admired for her frontal lobes…
Frontal globes, I think you mean.
One more time before I must return to reality.
I had a girlfriend once who decided to have implants. She was beautiful anyway, but thought her breasts were too small. I told her many times that breasts weren’t actually part of the “action package”, and that she looked great the way she was.
After she had her implants, the only thing I could say was: “Did they make a mistake and put bags of cement in there?”
Implants are ridiculous. We are who we are, and this woman was wonderful no matter what the size of her breasts.
If a woman thinks that breasts that don’t move no matter what (including earthquakes, hurricanes, and standing on her head) are going to make them “better”, more power to them…
Maybe I’m over the line here, but experience counts. And fake-a-tits was not a good experience as far as I am concerned.
I actually had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing…
I knew what this would be like…but I couldn’t help myself.
I just had to watch.
“I’m A contractor, and I’m here to see how big you cement bags are”.
Shit!
I’m leaving before I have the chance to get any worse.
And, please, don’t anyone doubt that I could get worse. It’s bad enough already, I would surmise…
Thanks, Jeff, for your hands off policy. Because of you, I am leaving here (for the time being) a better man.
– Ok, with all these cement bags laying around I must have stumbled into an Italian wedding.
Not much for remanufactured women either, TLD. Factory stock is the way to go.
Shit. This is a blow to the campaign, but have heart – we still haven’t heard from Courtney Love or Amy Winehouse, so the skank vote might not be lost!
Because, as Pamela Anderson goes, so goes…
Fo’ shizzle, nizzle.
Pamela Anderson telling another woman to suck it … priceless. Gotta give her props. That lady has some mad skillz.
Les Misbarack
Okay, now this is funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ijYVyhnn0
But having read Les Miserables, seen Les Miserables, you Barack Obama are no Jean Val Jean.
Seriously… who cares. I don’t think she has naturalized, so she is still Canadian. No Vote.
My bad. She became naturalized *snicker* in 2004. But kept her Canadian citizenship. Must have been for tax and green card purposes.
Dog,
Make sure to watch the Coen’s new film. Lots of wisdom in their satire of the cosmetic surgery business, at least for Marge Gunderson’s alternate persona.
I want to see more and more celebrititties come out crapping on Sarah. They will diminish as Sarah increases.
I think Matt and Trey should do a show like South Park called Celebrititties, with a set of bolt-ons fighting crime all while being artificially constrained by the newest Vicky’s Secret contraption.
Jeniffer Love Hewitt has Celebrititties.
We talk about them; They enjoy the champaign.
[On-topic comment withheld because the minions are supposed to be commenting over at ZAZ]
Now, I can kill this thread right now if I have to … where did I put that Tool link …
That Pam gal’s classy!
I want my daughters to grow up to be just like her.
Not!
I wonder, in a very disinterested way, if in cold weather, Tommy’s dragons turn into armadillos.
The Hammer of Kraut is talking about the “Bush Doctrine”/Palin thing yesterday. Even Juan Williams is defending Palin.
Off topic, and just because I need to get it out of my system. MITCH ALBOM IS a total partisan jackass. You should have heard him going on about how stupid Palin is.
ha, forgot I’m a few minutes behind… yeah. “Bush doesn’t even know what the Bush Doctrine is”
This is a thread I wish thor would comment on.
White, suburban, married, women with children are racist. Because they’re swinging for McCain/Palin.
I’m liveblogging Fox news. Because I’m bored. No one is home. Happyfeets not around.
Somebody delete my last comment I was momentarily insane.
Carin, what, you don’t know any bad singers? Or look at this SarahW thing.
https://proteinwisdom.com/pub/?p=1547
I tried to think of a bad singer, but I really had nothing. I was trying to think of someone who had a long career, and was well respected, because you know anyone can throw out Brittany or Madonna.
Carin, Mitch doesn’t even get sports right half the time. He’s a decent writer…with gigantic ears. That’s it.
Pink, flog yourself mercilessly for #42.
“Well respected” (more like heartily shat upon) wasn’t really what I had in mind, but evolution is for NASCAR, so it can’t be all bad.
Neil Young is a really bad singer. So’s Bob Dylan.
And The Zaz Report doesn’t play nice with my mobile.
Cowboy already dropped Neil Young, Pabs, see Sarandon thread.
– Neil Diamond comes to mind. At his last torturous concert he had laryngitis. Everyone remarked afterwards how much better he sounded, but they took their money back anyway.
Zaz Report also doesn’t play nice with my work filter. “Violence.”
Pam would know about sucking.
I’m talking about her acting. I denounce all of you dirty minded people.
How do these people think they are being edgy and cool by spouting left wing talking points? Is there anything more cliche anymore than a Hollywood actor sounding like an idiot.
off topic but: BHO’s new ad ridiculing McCain for not using a computer is liable to boomerang. I just read on the Corner that the reason McCain doesn’t use a computer is that the injuries he sustained while a POW have left him unable to tie his shoes, comb his hair or type on a keyboard. Wonder how that is going to work for poor Hussein?
– Anyone who hasn’t seen the “Collider-cam” over at the pub, worth the trip.
– WARNING: Don’t take any metal objects, and set all drinks down first before viewing.
WHEW!
Thank God I don’t think Pam’s opinions are worth the hot wind coming from her hole. Either one.
Now there’s a woman who truly embodies lipstick on a pig.
Wait . . . she’s making a fuss about a bare hide?
“#Comment by august west on 9/12 @ 5:50 pm #
off topic but: BHO’s new ad ridiculing McCain for not using a computer is liable to boomerang. I just read on the Corner that the reason McCain doesn’t use a computer is that the injuries he sustained while a POW have left him unable to tie his shoes, comb his hair or type on a keyboard. Wonder how that is going to work for poor Hussein?”
Stay classy, Obamabots.
And someone pointed out that it’s stupid to attack McCain for not using the internet (e-mail) by not using the internet (google).
It’s already been pulled from YouTube, N O’B
I guess the disappearing will officially make it an “oopsie, never mind, move along”.
Neil Young a lousy singer? I think his voice goes perfectly with his songs. Same goes for Dylan or Springsteen or Tom Petty or Jimi Hendrix or …….
Vocalists? Hardly. Janis Joplin was an ugly bitch who sounded like shit. The 60s and 70s spawned some timeless turds.
and 80s and 90s.
Hi, Carin. I might be scarce kinda for awhile cause work is stupid busy cause the new tv season and end of year stuff kind of hits at the same time and also my new computer is gonna be built starting this weekend. When I get it home I will have to get it all set right, which might be an ordeal. I’m gonna try and make time though cause it sucks that I got kind of invested in this election thing and I don’t want to miss it especially since Jeff is writing and thinking and helping me think too.
NPR is obsessed with the Bridge to Nowhere but they spent all year downplaying earmarks I mean “pet projects” after Bush mentioned them in his State if the Union. I never personally cared about whether there was a bridge or not. People forget that so much of Alaska is undevelopable cause the damn federal government owns so much of it.
How about that group that sang backup for Joplin on the “Take Another Little Piece of My Heart” track?
Icky.
Isn’t this the second ad he’s had to pull? Maybe not, but it is hard to imagine Hillary making such mistakes. He is really showing that he is not ready for the major leagues. I guess his campaing manager is learning that national campaigns are tougher than blue on blue campaigns.
Why come we never heard that Blacks Lift Obama To Slim Lead Over McCain In New Poll? I don;t get it.
Oh. I only fixed the semicolon on the laptop.
Sigh.
Another victim of mammalian hypertrophy.
Sorry dudes, Pamela funbags are saline solution, pure salt water, can’t even drink the shit. She had them “resized†some years back, a little syringe action. I hate fake titties, fake lips (pig or otherwise), and face-lifts. There’s something non-living (or living-dead) about it, like caressing a softball, french-kissing wax Halloween lips, or gazing at a Mardi Gras mask. Turn off, eroto-buzzkill, oozing and dripping with Hep C. yack, spit.
And it’s even worse when they start complaining that there aren’t any real men left.
Mmm, vintage ’74 Calvino!
People forget that so much of Alaska is undevelopable cause the damn federal government owns so much of it.
It being colder than a well digger’s ass 9 months of the year don’t help a whole lot, either.
I’ve never been there. I was playing with the idea of staying in my dead end job another year so I can do some traveling, and I might would go up there and Washington and Canada. And also I want to see a fjord.
Yes I know that would be a different trip.
Alaska has fjords.
Lots of them.
“Comment by august west on 9/12 @ 7:10 pm #”
august west, the famous chimney sweep?
really? I thought fjords were just a Scandinavian thing. American fjords. Who knew?
Nice. Very revealing. Pam’s a cartoon character. You have shown yourselves to be something other than else. Pigbags, anyone?
You have shown yourselves to be something other than else. Pigbags, anyone?
English is the preferred language tonight, cynn.
Happy, have a look at this.
Stand and deliver, BMmop. Is it the funnay to jape about Pamela Anderson and rip her one for merely voicing her opinion, but Sarah is off limits because the sexay suits your ends?
Hmm… link didn’t come through. Let me try it again.
Stand and deliver, BMmop. Is it the funnay to jape about Pamela Anderson and rip her one for merely voicing her opinion, but Sarah is off limits because the sexay suits your ends?
You know, cynn, that would almost make sense, except for the fact that Anderson is a borderline moron who has chosen a career based on flaunting her fake assets.
Talking about Pam’s boobies is like talking about Stephen Hawking’s brain.
I’m neither discussing brains nor boobs, in particular.
Sarah Palin isn’t a borderline moron?
Oh I forgot, she’s pro-life which means it’s OK for her to start WW3 with Russia. We’ll have more soldiers in 18-years!
Sarah Palin isn’t a borderline moron?
The Sarah Palin that’s had your surrogate father figure on the ropes for two weeks?
I’d guess not. Or, if so, what does that make him?
It being colder than a well digger’s ass 9 months of the year don’t help a whole lot, either.
Dark too. Some months the sun doesn’t even make it above the horizon.
So nobody got the whole “and now for something other than else” reference, which I am told should be “and now for something completly different.” But I swear I heard it once. Maybe my dad.
What state was Pam Anderson governor of?
Those are beautiful, Spies. I want to go. But they’re different from the black scary dark Scandinavian ones. But now I want to see these ones too.
B Moe: Back off; Pam Anderson doesn’t have to be the Queen of the Lowlands; she has a right to express her opinion as noxious as it might be to your huffy sensibility.
BMoe is a drooler for Sarah Palin.
she has a right to express her opinion
And we have a right to disagree with that opinion, or even (if it’s dullwitted enough) to hold said opinion up to public ridicule.
Funny how that works, isn’t it, cynn?
Oh my…the dreaded cynn “back off”. Run like the wind, B Moe!
so cynn, Anderson has a right to say what she wants about Palin, but no one has a right to have a say about Anderson. That about it?
Damn, I’m 3rd in the “fuck off cynn” line?
I hate when that happens!
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A number of years ago I saw a tee-shirt on a large breasted manikan in Calgary.
It simply said “God, I wish these were brains!” Pam must have a closet full.
I had my say with a cartoon (see link @ 98)
BTW, after all the screeching Obama makes about “Don’t you dare question my patriotism”, he trotted out this horseshit
The man is losing it.
she has a right to express her opinion as noxious as it might be to your huffy sensibility.
Yes, cynn, she certainly does. And so do you. And so do I. One of these days that might sink in.
Boy howdy, Darleen, that gave me an idea of a way to punk the hell out of some animal rights clowns. Go to one of these human rights festivals where you know peta is going to have a major presence and set up a booth selling fine leather items. When they start giving you shit about cruelty to animals tell them it is made with the tanned hides of aborted fetuses and see what happens.
B Moe
It’s a sad state when animals have rights, but not nascent humans.
So very, very true.
wOOt, now that that the big kids have to go to bed and get up and subsidize your basement nook, you go, goofs!
I’m fascinated that this has made the news. I will never again under-estimate the power of the tits/ratings ratio.
If Pamela were an A-cupper, this would be a local newspaper story.
N. O’Brain
McCain doesn’t use a computer is that the injuries he sustained while a POW have left him unable to tie his shoes, comb his hair or type on a keyboard.
Would that be akin to Slo Joe Biden telling that guy in the wheelchair “Stand up, stand up and let everyone see you….. oh.”
cynn, did that make sense to even you?
Darleen, HA!
You know how if you hang out with the eggheads, you are bound to gain grey matter?
I guess the reverse is true also…
wOOt!!! That’s all I need to know.
Oh. OK then…
lee, I’m celebrating Sarah Palin’s outstanding pedigree.
cynn, what exactly do you mean by the “pedigree”?
The Amercan ideal is a rejection of any form of aristocracy. Do you have a form which you think worthwhile defending here?
Sam: It was a crass slip and you’re right to call on it. Funny, I basically have these little nastybots all ready to deploy.
Sam, I think the key word there is “celebrating”.
With cynn, any reason is an outstanding reason to “celebrate”, if you know what I mean.
You and me both. Sometimes we all need to examine our nastybots. Mine have often caused me grief.
I was going to say something clever about cock assaults, Jim Beam, Sarah Palin and Clonazepam.
Nope…still got nothin’. Sorry.
If only they were brains.
Obama’s “McCain can’t even send an email” ad is still available here —
http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/still_ad/
Sorry for the hyper-free text.
Hm, it hypered the text automatic like. Cool.
“Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!”
Any of you folks who still watch the legacy media (I don’t for health reasons – repeatedly throwing things at the TV is not good for my rotator cuff):
Is the Obama “keyboard” ad flap getting any coverage in the legacy media? Or just in the blogosphere? I assume the media is covering for Obama like always. (For example, my boss had no idea what the Chicago Annenberg Challenge was until I filled him in.)
BTW: I frequently kid my boss about how he’s not a fast tech adopter, joshing that he’s still waiting to see if this whole “internet” thing is going to take off. That said, he’s probably one of the soundest thinkers I’ve ever seen, and our clients have benefitted greatly by his decisions. So being tech-savvy is no indication of overall savvy. Or brains.
On the other hand, he does know how to use Google, unlike the Obama campaign.
RE: Pamela whatsherface’s tits being online. Hell’s bell’s all three of them have lives and families of their own.
Cynn, you’ve morphed since we first rubbed elbows at Q and O.
In avian terms, you used to have more grace back then, like a spry goose. Now, well, you’ve become more peckish, a kin to a furious chicken.
What has happened? Has Palin-omania set in?
(I’m seeing a lot of this this week, a new peckish tone prevails among the usually-staid among us.)
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I cannot stop laughing at some of these comments. Honestly, Pam Anderson giving political advice is funny in and of itself but some of you… have just taken it too far. And I love you for it.
Frontal lobes = front globes- my favorite comment so far.
“The Wizard of Pam”
I’ve got D-cups made of water
A nose carved out of balsa,
And pouty germ filled lips! (dede dedum de dum)
Teen age males have been fainting
and IQ’s have been deflating
cuz of my ginormous tits! (dadadadadada dum!)
Now they’ve made a simple query,
About this right wing VP
A hunter quite insane. (dede dedum de dum)
So then I become a talker
And sound like cheap street walker
cuz I haven’t got a brain!
(dadadadadada dum)
Is Pamela really buying a home in China.I hear she has a thing for little Chinese men. Also they have cure for Her strain of Hep C. Totally organic.
cynn, in our last 2 festivals here, we had PETA kitty-cornered from a leather-workers’ booth, and Planned Parenthood across from a Pro-Life org. Because that’s what’s fair, that’s why!
I would not only pay to see a booth set up at a PETA place selling leather “from aborted fetuses (fetii?),” I would help set it up and staff it.
Pam, Don’t worry about all the negative talk that has been placed on this blog. Buffalo Sarah is the only thing to look forward to in the Republican Party. Mc Cain will be sleep the majority of the time that he is in office if he makes it. If he indeed makes it, It will only be because they stole the Presidency like his Twin did. Remember Florida? What position has the Animal Rights taken on Ol’ Shoot um up Palin?
Gail is a smoker who enjoys bingo and making outfits for her beanie baby collection. Chronic bladder infections keep her close to home, but if it ain’t on QVC who needs it she says.
ushie: Frankly, I dislike the strident tactics of PETA and in many cases Planned Parenthood. Like the Earth Liberation Front, some of their actions are domestic terrorism. But I don’t really believe you would encourage coin purses made out of fetal skin. Bit too Silence of the Lambs.
Man, I know you guys don’t like me here, but they are all kinds of mean at balloonjuice.
No, but I’ve got a coin purse made out of foreskins, and when you rub it ….
(Thanks, folks, I’ll be here all week! Try the tube steak ….)
Not coherent Gail is the point of the message. I wanna be sleep!
If Sarah Palin shoots you in the face, that’s where she was aiming.
If Sarah Palin eats fetal tissue, that’s because her smackers have come home to roost.
Pablo! What do you mean?
thor, did they let you back in, or did you slither over the transom again?
If Sarah Palin eats fetal tissue…
Man! I didn’t even think of that! How fucking tender would that meat be? It would make veal look like fucking shoe leather? Jack Links Fetal Jerky, in tanned fetal hide pouches. It could be the most desired delicacy in the world.
Cynn! Horseradish!
I was inundated with emails begging that I return to PW and fork the snot out of the pig snouts. Just read this:
These once proud warriors live through me, unable to speak out, powerless to wipe, too weak to fling that which we take for granted and quickly flush. How can I, cynn, turn my back on them?
Oh I’m back alright. For them, you bet’cha.
it turns into a couch?
I condemn you. I also condemn B Moe, and that’s before I’ve read anything of his in the thread.
I’d like to take credit for that.
Advance condemnation of B Moe turned out to be completely inadequate. Should have been a class 5 full roaming condemnation.
If we all ignore thor, will he still exist?
Bigtime.
I also condemn B Moe, and that’s before I’ve read anything of his in the thread.
I may have went a little bit over the top in this one.
You certainly did, buster!
May the foot of God take it out on your coccyx.
I think it’s worth a trial effort. A month ought to suffice.
My God loves hyperbole, thor. I would have thought you may have picked up on that by now.
Big Shot.
Don’t be so full of hyperbole that you lose all shame.
And I promise not to empty a full stomach of beans on your metaphoric house of worship, meaning on the inseams of Sister Palin’s party dress.
Thor, it’s a pleasure to see you spanked for your outre behavior. Saves me money.
I just felt a tingle go up my leg.
Can I borrow your ice cream scooper? Down at the bottom of Darleen’s head there’s still some rattle snake ice cream to be had.