RTO performs the admirable task of gathering up Barack Obama’s shifting statements on the “surge” strategy so that you — and of course, the mainstream press, bless their busy beaver hearts! — don’t have to.
But then, it was never your job. The legacy media, on the other hand…? Well, they have more pressing issues to look into. Like, for instance, “does using leet speak and the self-descriptive and boisterously ironic ‘redneck’ on a MySpace page suggest, to any reasonable degree, that Bristol Palin’s 17-year-old boyfriend ever tried to cornhole a caribou, or tie a gay man to a fencepost and beat him to death with heavy tackle?”
Journalism.
I SMELL PULITZER, WOLF!
I said it at the “Pub”, but it needs to be said here, too.
Obama is one major fucking asshole.
Thank you.
And now I am going to YouTube to listen to Jonathan Coulton. He is much more fun than Dumbocrats. And much smarter, too!
“And what you find is a creepy doll,
that follows you around…”
Mixing topics! Flag! 15-yards and repeat third down.
You want a bite of the true putrid? Palin’s symbolic of the pliability of the never-ending societal ethics narrative. That’s what she came out swinging as.
Are you a conservative moral hammer or a libertarian leave-me-be? I’m Libertarian therefore I find her Aryan-twang preaching an unwanted slap to the nuts.
Morality is a con! When to take the panties down isn’t a topic Ms. Palin need preach to my family about. Why should I risk being Sosthenes for violating her rules of behavior? Freedom to choose is at the heart of every individual’s right to their pursuit of happiness, not that I condone every perverted scumbag or decadent beast, but I do let ’em be as long as they keep between the lines of the law.
That’s the American bargain. We stay the hell out of each other’s business and allow God to judge us on that mythical day of reckoning.
After midnight I don’t care where Sarah Palin takes it, but balls if I’ll listen to her wheeze of abstinence-only teachings and not make the earth shattering observation that she might be nothing more than a venal obsessor when it comes to advocating when newborns should drop from Mommies. Look! Look at hers! Obsess over her own and not me and mine.
Moosetown’s mayor standing herself up as the moral pillar is wholesale bullshit by the bucketful.
Rrrr. Garrr. Urrrr. Let her yank at her Lord’s ass hairs! Leave me be!
I don’t know about you, but nothing say vote for OBAMA like Wolf Blitzer talking about Bristol.
Joe Biden says he doesn’t drink.
Obama can stick it as well. I want the hypocrisy of Ms. Palin’s morality exposed. That “hockey mom” should be paying more attention to who is tending her daughter’s net. Levi got a puck passed the goalie if you follow my sports metaphor.
I smell loneliness. And week-old nachos from Mexican takeout.
“Bristol Palin’s 17-year-old boyfriend ever tried to cornhole a caribou”
Bristol Palin’s boyfriend is Andrew Sullivan?!?!
Yeah, hurricane Gustav stranded me in Dallas. I have nothing but time to rail and rant and get all lathered up about things I won’t care two-shits about in a few days.
Wish my woman was here. I’d torture her with advances. Give chase until her defenses collapsed. Damn, she’s the best ever when she’s not around.
Thor doesn’t even make sense anymore, It’s sad. Thor ought to go on buying Obama thongs if they are still for sale anymore, it’s his way to participate.
Bristol Palin’s boyfriend is Andrew Sullivan?!?!
Not only that Jim. But, Karl Rove is original Kos diarist Inky9999!
Thor is really confused. He doesn’t like Sarah Palin espousing a morality. He thinks that’s hypocritical. So he espouses the morality of not being a hypocrite.
Which makes him the hypocrite he claims Sarah Palin is.
Yeah, hurricane Gustav stranded me in Dallas.
Demonstrates God is on your side so say your leadership.
Considering an Obama thong might make your dick look bigger in the mirror, get yourself over to Cafe Press and panty up, jaghole.
Thor is in love with Sarah. She really espouses all that he hates about himself. Mirrors, people.
Speaking of God being on the side of Michael Moore and the Dems…
Since God is controlling the weather again, can we just get rid of all that man-made global warming nonsense now…?
“morality is a con.”
That’s all anyone ever need to know about thor.
I’m denouncing, not advocating. Please “explicate before you blurt,” as a smart-ass Prof. of mine used to advise.
thor is an evolutionary deadend.
Even creationists agree.
Thor can’t figure out that when he’s advocating a certain moral behavior (ie: not being a hypocrite), he’s advocating a morality.
Doesn’t say much for his professors.
But community colleges aren’t what they used to be.
I can’t believe how you, Darlees, wish to get in line without punching the morality swine in the snouts.
Their morality begins sweetly enough, some simple social graces, no mixed race marriages (ha!), etc.., but once it starts it never ends. I’m no stinking extreme liberal political stooge. Life in America should be a free for all – except when it comes to the oil business and the money crankers at Exxon/Mobil, but that’s business!
We should rub those moral preachers’ faces in their disgraces. Morality pimps, and a whole lot worse, that’s what they are.
There’s some fine professors at the community college level, actually, you mental gimp.
no mixed race marriages
You do know that Sarah Palin is in one, right?
I don’t know what kind of strawdoll you’ve got in your room, please stop fucking it.
“There’s some fine professors at the community college level, actually, you mental gimp.”
I’m sure they are.
But what’s this? More moral outrage?
Your hypocrisy is deeper than we ever imagined.
That was me being satirical, Darleen, and not salient to my point.
Andrew Hodges’ The Inner Life of Numbers, anyone care to avow or disavow this text before I allow it to put me to sleep.
He has a point?
RTO performs the admirable task of gathering up Barack Obama’s shifting statements on the “surge†strategy so that you  and of course, the mainstream press, bless their busy beaver hearts!  don’t have to.
Jesus, I wish someone could accumulate all of Andrew Sullivan’s
perpetuating“airing’ of bat shit off the fucking airstrip craziness…in like a bullet point list. Atlantic Monthly is heading to the trash bin without SULLY, but their reputation is just not a concern?I don’t know if you’re new or if I’ve just never noticed you before, welcome or eff off respectively.
There is no hypocrisy in that rebuttal of your statement. Words – incorporate them with respect to their generally accepted meanings, allow them to be tools of your intentionalism.
Shorter thor: Make fucking sense.
Since when does an aspiring Teacher’s Pet ever need a point?
I guess the bottom line is
O! is tanking in the ever loving, beloved and surged and warred..
Polls
Of course he does. Right on the top of his head.
He’s three pistols strong and his hands are steady. McCain is a dead man walking come high noon. Believe it.
I’m guessing Fowler is wishing THOR was his god.
Look, it’s hypocritical to say that “I’m Libertarian therefore I find her Aryan-twang preaching an unwanted slap to the nuts.” And then to get all mad and preachy about a woman choosing to live her life as she pleases, which includes advocating a certain morality, just as you have done here. Why is it okay for you to live as you chose, but it’s a kick in the nuts if she does?
It’s clearly hypocritical on your part, but you aren’t bright enough to make the leap.
And you know what else? Being a pretentious asshat doesn’t make you smart– or seem intelligent.
We all have online thesauruses. Some of us just don’t need to use them every third word to prop up lame arguments.
And new? Me? No, I’ve been here 4+ years.
I just don’t often feel the need to play teacher to idiots like yourself.
I like Fowler, very powerful phrasing. Sue me.
BTW
The Democrat hating brown people video is up to 3 hundred thousand views.
thor celebrating brown people devastated, like that is a revelation.
—->I have a razor blade pack ready for your breakfast Thor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrBus8ORR78&eurl=http://www.redstate.com/diaries/absentee/2008/aug/30/fowler-fouls-hurricane-is-gods-favor-to-dem/
301,141
People so far know Democrats delight in their despair.
Slip it one of the apples he’s polishing.
Accept the latter end of my salutation.
She’s forwarding herself into a position of power over me and mine. Her sales pitch to the voting public, up to now, is highlighted with claims of her as squeaky clean “soccer mom,” pro-life advocate and Alaskan corruption buster. She is not some street corner preacher. To ignore her morality claims might come at your own peril.
Understand the difference? She’s not a Mormom knocking at my door who I can choose to ignore. She has a coin-flip’s chance of becoming the Veep to a 72-year-old President. She not simply living her life as she pleases, she may effect the laws of the land I love.
You were easier than young Bristol. Nite.
no
or is there some kind of religious test I wasn’t aware of?
Separation of church and state shouldn’t require Platonic contemplation.
seriously, thor, what are you basing this on?
Wow. That was just pathetic.
Sarah Palin has power, therefore she’s not allowed to live as she pleases, even if she’ll speak for the people who elect her. Thor is a pathetic nobody, so he gets to be a complete hypocrite without, you know, being one.
Meanwhile, Obama doesn’t want to tell anyone how to live their lives? Really? How much money they will get. What health indurance they can have. Even what kind of light bulb you should use. The Democrats want to micromanage our lives down to the nub.
And then he decalres victory in this, ahem, discussion. Please… Reynolds Wrap is a better foil than this guy.
And he ends with a cheap shot at a 17 year old girl.
Such a gentleman.
I’ll risk him versus her. That’s that. Not much hypocrisy to it.
so nothing but your feelings?
Nor much thought.
Thor
Answer the question straight up……
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO
it’s as one answer question stud.
Partly on the shit-eating grin on Dr. James Dobson’s face when he talks of her. And my hunch that she’s a freakin’ total hick.
Keep telling yourself you’re not a hypocrite.
You might get yourself to believe it.
If nobody else.
She’s forwarding herself into a position of power over me and mine. Her sales pitch to the voting public, up to now, is highlighted with claims of her as squeaky clean “soccer mom,†pro-life advocate and Alaskan corruption buster. She is not some street corner preacher. To ignore her morality claims might come at your own peril.
Obama light!
the horror… the horror…
Thor can’t answer yes or no.
So basically thor’s a brown-nose and a vaginophobe.
Anybody else get the feeling his Russian girlfriend’s name is Sergei?
don’t hijack my handle, just answer the question coward…yes or no —-
Thor
Answer the question straight up……
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO
it’s as one answer question stud.
cute that Thor hijacks a handle name but to coward to answer a question he knows he can’t answer:
THOR
Answer the question straight up……
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO
it’s as one answer question stud.
“Thor can’t answer yes or no.”
That’s because they’re simple monosyllabic words.
Try using “affirmative” and “negative” or something equally pretentious.
Katerina Bychkova
I remember when reporter tried to “got’cha” McCain back in 2000. She asked him if his daughter, who was 17 at the time, became pregnant and chose to have an abortion what would he do. After a pause and in a moment of honest clarity, he said, if I recall, that since she was of legal age to make that decision and since it was legal that he’d drive her to the clinic.
So it depends how the narrative is framed, now doesn’t it, you stone hard stud.
And new? Me? No, I’ve been here 4+ years.
I just don’t often feel the need to play teacher to idiots like yourself.
Just can’t answer straight up could ypu THOR.
Thanks. Simple yes or no. You tried didn’t you?
Brraaaaaawww HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man. That was sweet. Couldn’t answer if his mama’s life depended on it.
Really, that was a weak evasion of the question.
Thor = Obama sexism = new black
Whoops. I hit “enter” too soon.
And new? Me? No, I’ve been here 4+ years.
I just don’t often feel the need to play teacher to idiots like yourself.
Same here, Jim. The regular pw commenters do such a good job of pwning jerks like thor I feel like I’d just get in the way.
First off she’s a Russian-American. She’s been a citizen of the U.S.A, and has been for many years, blahd.
Secondly, she’s a stone cold stud. Also, we’re opposites. She’s prays and shit and has a kind heart.
Let’s try again and see if Thor is capable of a YEE or NO answer:
Answer the question straight up……
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO
it’s as one answer question stud.
THOR
YES or NO
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
THOR
I’ll keep asking
Yes
or
No
Shorter Thor:
“LalalalalalalalalI’mnotlisteninglalalalalalalala…”
He can’t answer that question because Obama’s mother was unwed and pregnant at 17 too.
k9, you’re wasting pixels. Even someone as obtuse as thor knows when he’s beat.
THOR
Answer the question straight up……
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
Hey brickhead9, how about these words – go suck 44-years of crap out of Sarah Palin’s ass. She’s playing you for a jerk, which is OK by me.
Seriously, who calls their girlfriend a “stone cold stud”?
Unless their girlfriend really is named Sergei.
THOR
Answer the question straight up……you COWARD!
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
*pssst…THOR, the answer is “NO”*
THOR
Answer the question straight up……are you afraid? you LIMP DICK!
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
YES or NO?
Show some respect and stop fouling Jeff’s blog. Besides, “limp dick” is stone cold lame.
Show some respect and stop fouling Jeff’s blog.…
…said the biggest fouler of Jeff’s blog.
“Show some respect and stop fouling Jeff’s blog.”
Once again with the hypocrisy.
Since every word you’ve written has lacked respect and befouled this blog…
Your fucking pussy, answer the yes or no question
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
C’mon, thor. You’ve beclowned yourself so many times once more ain’t gonna hurt.
we’re waiting…you pussy
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
YES or NO?
It’s real easy
Yes
or
NO
Yes
or
No
Thor
Yes
or
No
what is is puss
Yes
or
No?
I doubt thor is still here, k9.
By virtue of his silence I’d say he’s conceded defeat.
“Same here, Jim. The regular pw commenters do such a good job of pwning jerks like thor I feel like I’d just get in the way.”
Well, the PW commenters deserve better; it isn’t like he poses much of a challenge.
Kinda boring, really.
Like stepping on a mushroom repeatedly. Anybody with any mental heft can do it at will.
Too bad. I was hoping for a battle of wits, not a battle of me bringing up a point and him unable to understand it. Or pretending not to understand it because he has no good rebuttal for it.
Changing the subject when losing seems to be the only arrow in his very sad quiver.
He’s dead. I leave his corpse to whomever. I’m not into roadkill.
But nice talking to you guys.
Sme here, Jim. You should pipe up more often.
marcus
I know, but that doesn’t mean his humiliation of his inability to answer a yes or no question should cease
thor
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
k9-
In that case, I think you should chase him around every future thread trelessly asking the same question, lol.
Don’t loose sight that THOR has served to disrupt many a friendship at PW.
Many, many, many, so many friendships.
That’s a shame, too. I wonder why he’s not banned?
Ahhhh…so the little stinker is still awake.
Gonna answer k9’s question?
So if I have an opportunity to point out what a evasive little pussy he is, too afraid to be honest about his wet dreameiO’s, I’ll take it
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thor
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
pussy.
I just can’t believe what a pussy you are THOR
what is so hard about answering this
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
Is it that you don’t understand the question THOR?
Are you afraid you’ll say the wrong thing THOW?
Don’t let him off the hook, k9.
Chase him ’round the moons of Nibia and ’round the Antares Maelstrom with that question.
Simple Thor
Yes
or No.
fucking little pussy. All talk.
He’s not even talk, k9. He’s all strut.
ABC’s Terry Moran: “And then we sat down with [Barack Obama]…
Nice summary, RTO, but you missed one of Moran’s most important scoops.
That would help explain this post, Salt Lick:
https://proteinwisdom.com/pub/?p=1354#comment-91803
Did we just watch thor get beat up by a girl? Yes, I think we did.
OK, B Moe, we’ll have to watch if Sullivan tries to give Barack a bicycle, baseball glove, or toy train set.
In all fairness to thor he’s set up an office in his moms sun room and convinced himself he’a a daytrader. Once a month, when the check comes in, he hits the bars and hangs with his best buds. To all the local girls he’s the last choice only after they have their beer goggles on.A slightly more intelligent datadave without the maturity. All hat, no cattle.
O! is not qualified to be president and was never properly vetted by the MSM or the democratic party primary voters. Indeed, O! is less qualified to be President than Palin, he has less accomplishments in life and less experience and his personal history has never been properly explored or investigated. Here is why:
– He was an affirmative action admission at Harvard law (he has not released his college grades, LSAT score, or law school grades yet – which indicates that he was not the stellar student he claims to have been);
– He was an affirmative action pick onto the law review (again, he did not grade on or write on – so he could only get on to law review through affirmative action);
– He has not accomplished anything as an elected official – name one important piece of legislation he has authored;
– He’s written no published articles to demonstrate academic ability;
– He admits in his books that he purposefully sought out Marxist mentors and teachers in college, indeed one of his major mentors in life was an avid Marxist.
– he’s done nothing courageous in his life, not even taking a courageous stance on any legislation (indeed, he voted “present†on almost all controversial bills in the IL state senate);
– he’s never sacrificed anything for any cause;
– he’s never accomplished anything outside of elected office.
– the man is as empty a suit as exists, with no real proof of intellectual bona fides nor even a consistent set of policy ideas (he switches his stances 180 degrees within weeks of taking a stance based on polls).
– He went to a church for 20 years where hatred of white people was routinely preached and hatred of America was routinely preached.
– he worked closely with and was friends with an admitted and unrepentant domestic terrorist – Bill Ayers (and others);
– he voted against criminalizing the killing of babies that were born alive when he was in the Illinois State Senate;
– He has a shady financial relationship with convicted felon Tony Rezko.
What exactly is it about this admitted cocaine dealer that the left finds so great?
thor’s site is boring.
When reading from a piece of paper or an electronic device, he is the “Magic Negro”: as Joe Biden said, articulate, clean, and nice. Just the kind of minority even Biden might allow to live next to him in a gated community. And, as an added bonus, you can vote for this “Magic Negro” and absolve yourself of all race guilt forever and ever, and ever.
That’s what the left finds so great abotu Obama.
Give the poor bastard credit: At least in this post he didn’t espouse the Only Supreme Morality of mindless tolerance. He’s still mindless, but in that still a useful weathervane of the mindlessness.
Looks like he’s abandoned yet another thread. Because thor has mastered the concession, k9.
As he has the great Spanish-Italian romantic socialist and lyricist Italiano Calvalerro. A valid point, not so much.
No mixed race marriages.
Wtf? Thor is like a box of chocolates, you – or maybe, more like that trashcan in the backyard the raccoons tipped over. You never know what a raccoon is going to gleefully strew around.
Banana, I think that list has made it’s point. Seems kind of spammy now. Raccoons probably dig spam.
I’m going for “Vlad the Impaler”.
Just a non-scientific poll, Jeff, but have you noticed a sudden, well, “surge”, I guess you could call it, of lefty trolls with Democrat talking points pasted to their foreheads?
Like I said, just wondering.
Banana, I think that list has made it’s point. Seems kind of spammy now. Raccoons probably dig spam.
While I understand your point, I disagree. the leftist trolls who come in here and rant and rave about this or that, never respond whatsoever, never try and rationally explain what qualifications Obama allegedly has, and simply repeat themselves.
I’m in the mood to repeate myself until some leftist tries to explain to me why they think Obama is qualified to be president but Palin is not qualified to be Vice President, when Palin clearly has more actual experience and earned accomplishments (getting into Harvard Law does not qualify as an accomplishment when you managed it solely on the basis of the color of your skin).
I also hate to bring up old pain, but did Jeff really pick Thor? Does Thor really bring anything to this discussion? If Jeff is willing to allow Thor to post his stuff at the expense of losing a great and thoughtful poster/commentator, my repititious list surely can’t be any worse.
So, expect to see it again in other threads whenever a leftist brings up a claim about Palin not being qualified. That’s the game I’m playing today and the mood I am in.
Hey, Barry’s got lotsa experience! He once gave away a whole butt-load of money, and he wrote an autobiography. Twice!
So there!
Look, if you want me to leave, just say so. I’m fairly certain that if it came to a vote, my brothers and sisters would keep Mrs D and vote me out of the family.
Why do I get the impression Thor=actus with brain damage? I haven’t seen a beating this bad in a long time.
Let that be another lesson to you other nutty, r-wingered goofs. It you want to skweeem “answer the question!1!!seventy!11!!eleven!1!1!!” like Sarah Palin on a cheap Nyquil and Benedryl bender, go ahead.
But it’d be better to take my advice and bury your empty faces in some Calvino. Get yourself some good hard Socialist/Marxist smack in black and white. Sweep some broken glass in the iridescent nocturnal glory from Puget Sound to Cape Fear. Or be a novel bitch. Right, JHo!
Again with the “Jeff picked thor” bullshit?
Thanks, guys!
Who else do you want banned from my site? Should I set up a poll?
Or maybe just email me quietly. Oh, and include what you want me to write about. And how you’d like it written. Also, should I have you edit it before I post, or do you just want administrative permission to go in and make editorial changes?
This is, after all, your site, and I’m just the monkey at the keyboard.
Monkey out.
Answer the question, thor. Or we’ll all know you’re a faggot.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Not everyone agrees with the Jeff picked thor meme.
If he weren’t so good-lookin’, I’d say you should ban that denouncy JD.
DANCE, monkey!
If Obama or Biden had a 17 year old pregnant daughter would that disqualify them from the office they seek?
YES or NO?
It’s a simple question Thor.
Sez thor:
Yeah, I hear that. What, that socially-graceful Bush and our fine socially-graceful Congress veritably ended secular humanism, thor-the-Libertarian. Poof! No more statist programs. The bastards. We gave em but a morsel of power and instead they took rein, closet anarchists all.
You know, because downsizing entitlement-government and the nanny State, once it starts, it bloody never ends.
At this rate you’ll be rolling the belching, unpainted hog thru entire fields of smoking ruins, playing with the tails of your mighty beard as it wafts back, unwashed, from beneath your ancient leather brain bucket, leering at the citizen remnants through Raybans, your wench clinging to your backside like the female she is.
And that, my friend, that is some mighty fine dependency.
Thank Zeus for Team BushPelosiReid, thor, for they are to who you owe this fresh, vivid neo-primalism. Having vowed encroaching collectivism and a filet in every pot, they in fact instead provided you this grim glee; your very Viking heart.
They lied but you profited. Your soul, it sings.
Because once they started, they simply never quit.
WTF? Can we shitcan the “Jeff picked X” crap? Its settled. Jeeziz, let it go, ya cretins. Sound like a bunch of kids.
Calm down, Jeff. Not everyone knows all the gory details of that little kerfuffle.
OK, Hammer Boi. Answer the question. YES or NO. It’s real simple. Even the Obamalama Fellator-in-Chief can do it.
Hard to believe the wave of insanity that Palin’s nomination has (apparently) set off. Although, I’m thinking, like a genetically caused aneurysm, it was there lurking and waiting all along. Anyway, I just want to follow the lead of D.U. and start making stuff up about people and things I don’t like.
1. Damn! I love everybody. Okay. Okay. Obama is a, like, a, um, poopy brain and a … heroin addict! Yeah that’s it!
2. Michelle Obama has lots of “executive” experience if you catch my drift.
3. Joe Biden bought his teeth from Chernobyl! Yes, they’re commie teeth!
I’m catching fire now …
4. Democratic nominees routinely worship Satan. And masturbate a lot wearing fake Taliban beards!
5. Jon Bon Jovi has always worn a wig!
Okay that last one was gratuitous and I apologize. I will try to stay classy from here on out!
ursuthu, agreed. I might also point out that every time someone decides to play that card, they’re lowering the probability of Jeff deciding to relieve us of this malignant nitwit simply because he’s heard enough of what scant little thor has to say.
Shaddap and whack the mole already!
Thanks cave bear. I should have included, “how would you prefer my demeanor?” in the poll, too.
If that’s okay with you guys, I mean.
Hell even I dropped that one.
Just ignore him. He, at one very fleeting moment in time, was provacative. Now, he’s a caricature of a loon. A mysoginist loon at that. Ignore him.
And the great poet Ernest Calvinio Ernesto, the Sicilian Marxianist socialitarian fantasisto, he penned the inspired words and phrases that now impress upon the vast canvas that is your clean and unfettered perspective, thor, even as the enormous V-twin mutters its mutterings between your timbered legs, bridled, ridden, subservient.
Who needs women; they had their chance. Pelosi, I laugh, say you, for under the auspices of highest dependency you in fact caused the decay of collective power. You magnificent bitch, think you, for once it starts, it never ends. The Lord taketh and the Lord giveth away. And you, you are the Lord, visiting iniquity upon all that is progressive for it cannot exist in the natural state of things, perpetually assaulted as it is by those who would reduce it to ruin.
This you know. For this you were made, expectantly. This you are. Surely all ends in the chaos of power rejected and given back, even as all power is born to be.
Now especially you recall the forgotten female ones, thor-the-Libertarin, having whelped entire candidates for highest office at 18 (one entire solar circuit greater in the magnitudinity of their loins than those infinitely lesser forgotten ones from nomadic, barren, and subzero lands populated with ’73 Mustangs and mullets whose whelpings produced living beings one entire solar circuit lesser in the magnitudinity of the bearing of the fruits of their wombs) for while they had their place once in the infrastructure of finest filigre of historic leftist cant, religion and catechism, today the sweeping expanses are yours and those whom you rejoin each dusk, blood still warm on your lips, and your chattel rising nightly — as it must for it has no other and it has no other choice — to your bronzed manhood’s bronzeness.
Yes, yhey had their place and they had their effect, muse you, leaning back on your furs and your empty skulls and your takings, but in the end –for that is how they started but this, this is how you end — all they gave you was this gloriousness.
They served, but you take. They violated the order of things. And what they started, it was and became the principle of creeping libertarianism, nay, even of anarchy, an anarchy (you chuckle now) born of greatest realizations of American insulation, helplessness, dependence, race and gender rights, leveling, political correctness, the management of speech and the intent of others.
Yet it fell to anarchy. Naturally, inherently, and eternally, like time ticking through the very cosmos. Because thus go the things that start as entire federal programs costing trillions of dollars and employing hundreds of thousands, but inevitably end as ruin, for in the end, none would have them.
And for which were made, you.
Jesus, Jeff! Dial it down, buddy! Where’s the please and thank you?
This whole Palin dustup is just to distract us from what a complete and utter douche Joe Biden is. Nice smile though.
Jeff, that’s Cave Bear to you, fella…:P
And jeez, all I was saying is that not everyone around here knows all the details of what happened vis a vis Karl and Hammer Boi. You could tell by the guy’s handle he’s not an everyday regular here, so he very likely does not know. Hence no need to get upset over it.
But instead I got you mad at me, and I apologize.
And I denounce myself, just on account…
(thor, you BITCH, answer the goddam question!)
Thor must be one of them big government libertarians.
Great Banana is a regular. And I like him. But I’m sick of this “picked thor” shit. It’s made me resent Karl, and I shouldn’t at all. So I’m dealing.
Please. Drop it.
Given that by his extended reasoning, the former inevitability produces the latter, one must agree. Because once Palin makes office, heaven forbid, we’ll all be card-carrying members of Cabelas.
But I’m sick of this “picked thor†shit.
If you keep picking at him he’ll just get infected. That’s what my mom used to tell us anyway.
Look, you guys don’t like thor? Quit engaging thor.
You. JHoward. You are why thor is here.
Jeff, I apologize for my part in the deterioration of this thread.
I appreciate, as always, the insights and laughs you provide.
Time to fade to silent reading again, where I belong…
In a firmament of one, I doubt I rank, Slart.
You’re not alone, JHoward, but if everyone just stopped feeding the troll, I think that eventually, presuming a modicum of rational thought, he’d see greener pastures elsewhere.
Probably true, Slart. When thor conceded having no point was about the time I suspect the wheels started coming off, and greener pastures are probably where he’s headed.
Although hanging around with his superiors probably serves some masochistic need. Daddy!
#118 Great Banana:
I also hate to bring up old pain, but did Jeff really pick Thor? Does Thor really bring anything to this discussion? If Jeff is willing to allow Thor to post his stuff at the expense of losing a great and thoughtful poster/commentator, my repititious list surely can’t be any worse.
Jeff responded to me on this question before the Labor Day weekend. Based on his answer, Jeff keeps thor around because he helps Jeff make posts. You know, thor does some beclowning which provides an example of what Jeff was writing about, and prodding thor produces more nincompoopery which keeps the comments jumping.
It isn’t that thor says anything worthwhile, it is that thor proves Jeff’s points and keeps traffic level up from those who play ‘whack-a-mole’ on the inaptly named thor.
And it is fun to prod the kept-animal to watch him jump and spin and snarl and snap – all impotently.
And by “Jeff keeps thor around” I mean Jeff runs this place; he allows me, and Ric, and thor, and everyone else comment. Jeff can do what he will with comments – from full and free to none at all.
Jeff has used the ban-hammer in the past (see: timmy); but it is very rare. thor provides him with something he can use. That is sufficient reason to defer to the decisions of the host.
I am just a gueat here, and I do not question the decisions of the host. If I find those decisions are not congenial to me, I can go elsewhere. I haven’t done that, as any can note.
It’s Jeff’s party and he’ll eject who he wants to
Ejects who he want to…
*sniff, sniff*
I…I MISS Karl!
*sob*
I hurt soooobad…
*moan*
COCKOLDED BY THAT MEAN UNFAITHFUL BITCH JEFF!!!11!!!
*sob*
oh, Karl…where are you Karl?!
That’s quite a presumption, Slart.
Oh. Hey. Content at #104.
Salt Lick, I wish I’d known about that before I posted.