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The Dark Knight of the Soul [Dan Collins]

O, most baleful Christian!

Batman star Christian Bale was arrested Tuesday over allegations of assaulting his mother and sister, police and British media said.

British media had reported that Bale’s mother and sister complained they were assaulted by the 34-year-old actor at the Dorchester Hotel in London on Sunday night, a day before the European premiere of his latest film, “The Dark Knight.”

Probably jealous of Heath Ledger.

UPDATE: Per Karl, it might have been a *gathp* verbal assault. He must have used unreasonable force.

20 Replies to “The Dark Knight of the Soul [Dan Collins]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    They must have made him really mad I guess.

  2. Karl says:

    There are reports circulating that Christian Bale was arrested for verbal assault, and one of Bale’s reps is echoing that.

  3. Dan Collins says:

    Sticks and stones may break my bones.
    Words, too.

  4. happyfeet says:

    Oh. I’m never going to England I don’t think. It just seems wise to give that wacky little island a wide berth. Also it’s expensive and they have all that faggy royalty.

  5. Karl says:

    It could be that Bale spoke to them in his scary, Batman-as-Cookie-Monster voice.

  6. Karl says:

    OTOH, had he used them to do the pencil trick, he shouldn’t have even be out on bail.

  7. Karl says:

    Dan, the last link is not so linky.

  8. kelly says:

    American Psycho.

  9. happyfeet says:

    That’s a beautiful song by Loreena McKennitt, that title. Except she spells night different. She didn’t write it though. St. John of the Cross did. No idea.

  10. Karl says:

    Plus, when I saw the story, I momentarily thought, “He clocked Gloria Steinem?” But she’s only his wicked step-mother.

  11. Karl says:

    Much better, Dan. Feel free to delete this and #7. Or not.

  12. Dan Collins says:

    I’m done for a while, BTW.

  13. Carin says:

    My Dark Knight certainly could have done NO SUCH THING.

  14. baldilocks says:

    What’s the world coming to when you can’t tell your family to f- off once in a while?

  15. Frank G says:

    Britain is no longer great

  16. BJTex says:

    Carin: Were you fanning yourself as you wrote that comment? :-)

  17. Log Cabin says:

    Thank you, General Washington, for seeing to it that we can tell the Brits to kindly fuck off with their silly speech laws.

    Why do I get the feeling that these verbal assault laws and their bastard offspring, ‘hate speech’, are only applied selectively in Britain? I’ll bet calling male christian heterosexuals hateful names is completely acceptable.

  18. Spies, Brigands, and Pirates says:

    What’s the world coming to when you can’t tell your family to f- off once in a while?

    Indeed. I’d be doing multiple life terms.

  19. MayBee says:

    My guess is mama Bale is a bit like Marshal Mathers’s mom. She just needs a little attention, and possibly $$$.

  20. thor says:

    Patrick Bateman’s mom got off easy. Just think if Huey Lewis and the News would have been pumping through his earbuds.

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