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Where are the goddamn donuts?
Not in the pantry, evidently.
Though I might be sleeping there tonight.
Hey, I know that conversation…
I did some variation on that each time I tried to answer the phone with kids in the house…
ROFL
thanks, boss!
Sounded for a minute like maybe you were wrestling the Quaker Oats.
I laughed.
I cried.
It became a part of me.
For real I think podcast1.m4a is really bad nomenclature. I would go more with like 2008-07_01.m4a so they look pretty after awhile when they pile up.
I wasn’t sure I was allowed to change the title. And clearly I don’t know yet how to edit.
It’s ok though cause I can just rename them. 2008-07-17.m4a is what I’m calling this one.
That really was very good sound and good timbre and all. You didn’t sound like Guy Smiley at all.
Figures. Instapundit linked to another Karl post. Did he link to my foray into the exciting field of podcasting? No. Of course not. Because he feels threatened by my blog radio presence, no doubt.
Still. I shall overcome.
…mostly because I felt free to add it in an update to Karl’s post. Under “related.”
Because donuts are relatable to anything and everything.
Here is a disturbing picture of Alex Trebek.
Here? is a disturbing picture of Alex Trebek.
I think this will be the big break you’ve been waiting for, Jeff. I can just feel it.
I’ll take “regrettable glamor shots” for $600, please.
Reynolds’s audio posts lack the, if I may say so, immediacy of yours, Jeff.
I like Trebeck because I read once that he gets really annoyed by people that take videos during their vacation.
Well played, Trebeck. /sean connery
You should be charging for that, Jeff. You can’t get that kind of reality just anywhere.
– Feets, I just labeled it “The donuts of wraith”, figuring Jeff was giving PW readers an early peak at the first draft of chapter #1 of his great American novel.
“Still. I shall overcome.”
You’re on the Atlantic podcast?
That may have been Jeff’s shortest. retirement. evah.
HE’S BACK, BABY!!!
Oh. I’m stealing that. I finally went with 2008-07-17In Which There May Very Well Be Donuts In The Pantry.m4a. Yours is better.
Wow. The audio was FAB. That is way more James Earl Jones than I expected based on the radio stuff.
I feel all mescaline-y as I ate some bad tabouleh, so take this FWIW —- that was HOT.
Just the way I like podcasts. Short, to the point, and naturally riveting.
Reynolds, slumberlord of the podcasting world.
Reynolds is awesome. But his awesomeness cannot compare to my carefully constructed IRREVERENCE!
Note to all single PW male readers: Sarah W is feeling her moonbeams tonight, so be sure to wear your argyle socks and don’t forget the plastic pocket protectors…Wait, or was it that she goes for the geek type…..Hmmm…well never mind, just be careful, its a jungle out there.
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Slumberlord
Punctuated by the apneaic arousals Dr. Helen’s aksint. Some of you may have other kinds. But it stirs up a lot of childhood memories of nearly being eaten by alcoa duck pond ducks.
dang tag fails.
wow. you look taller than i expected.
Oh. I’m so doing these in the nude from here on out.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
– Let me guess….Next time you’ll know exactly where the donuts are.
Stackables.
My dog loved it. And I’m sure most of Reynolds’ readers will twist their head the same confused way when they listen to it.
By the way, these things don’t pay for themselves. Send Dan’s kid some money so he can do summer camp proper — you know, get the counselors drunk on Old Crow and duct tape them to the row of cubby holes, then buy themselves a pair of hookers. It’s the least you can do.
I’d do it myself, but I’m driving a car that gets 12 mpg. Which means I can barely scrape together enough for my own hookers just now. But that’s no excuse.
For you guys, I mean.
*snort*
so sorry about the hookers.
now what is this Old Crow you speak of?
like you need to drive anywhere.
Dogs and little kids have always loved me.
It’s probably the eyebrows. Or else the bacon bit covered lollipops I carry around.
Dogs. For real it’s a shame about that lifespan thing I think. You’d think Reynolds would be all over that.
uh, happyfeet, Reynolds likes his dogs young and blended. I guess he needs a few for breeding, but otherwise, not so much.
hf, pls lets not encourage you-know-who to lays some transcaninist dogma on us.
– Oh. Maybe thats what I was doing wrong. I was carrying eyebrow covered lollipops.
BBH,
I think you might get Andy Rooney to love you.
That only attracts Robin Williams, BBH. Be very careful, is my advice.
Anyway, The Dark Knight beckons, so expect a review tomorrow morning.
I hear that Heath Ledger guy is in it, so I’m wondering if it’s going to be like Brokeback Batman or something.
oh. You’re right, maggie. He takes longevity very seriously though. Telomeres and such. I usually skip cause spending your one God-given life reading about longevity is crushingly ironic, especially at work.
– Yeh, that could be a bummer. How do you tell a drunk naked Genie to get the hell off your lawn.
See? Those fuckers are always pulling that scam.
Like I’m going to waste one of my three wishes just so he doesn’t piss on my rhododendrons…
“Like I’m going to waste one of my three wishes just so he doesn’t piss on my rhododendrons…”
– Yeh….and remember, they can’t make anyone fall in love with you, and they can’t kill anybody, so basically they’re useless.
– Well, unless you think having a stoned naked Genie yelling the Gettysburg address in Swahili in your front yard at 3 in the morning instead of a boring lawn jockey might raise you up in neighborhood status.
bbh, robbin williams can be lured away with some yanni most likely. you may feel differently about the drunk naked genie when he’s gone.
or am i thinking of robbie williams?
How do you tell a drunk naked Genie to get the hell off your lawn
Diplomacy You approach discreetly in misbuttoned pajamas, and pant out your request – after dinner at a lebanese restaurant and before a good flossing. They take off pretty quick.
– Well robbie would only be a tick up if you had something you needed jumped.
Good parenting skills , Jeff.. He’s just a little boy.. You could have helped him find his Freakin donut for dinner.. but what the hell, it’ll give him something to tell his therapist..
This Genie looks like Barbara Eden, circa, 1965? She’s naked?
And you want her to go?
Cake, they said there’d be cake.
– Sarah, at my age you don’t lean on Diplomacy, you go directly to the pity card. I carry a carefully coiffed broken wing for all social occasions.
iTunes segued into Elected by Alice Cooper at the end of that. It worked pretty damned well — I thought it was part of the show. They should make that the official O! campaign song.
Like I’m going to waste one of my three wishes just so he doesn’t piss on my rhododendrons…
That rhododendron really ties the yard together, or so I’ve heard.
Woo, BBH, like that Ted Bundy guy.
i just wanted to get him away from the drunk, naked genie. i can’t remember why, but honestly it was for your sake, bbh!
lp this is ot, but I handed off your cv on the qt this am.
“Woo, BBH, like that Ted Bundy guy.
– Yes, but at least I have the good manners to drive my dates home afterward instead of carrying them in a doggie bag.
Fargin’ Rhododendrons. Go back to your mountains!
Richmond is so boring. It’s dogwood this and azalea that and rhododendron the other thing.
Maybe a chaste tree once in awhile would be nice.
“…but honestly it was for your sake, bbh!”
– Why is it whenever a woman says that to you, you know instinctively this isn’t going to be your night for “lucky”.
Doggie bag
A Genie would probably fit in that nicely, though. Maybe even feel a snug and grateful sense of security.
thanks, rto.
this is also ot, (but maybe not because is anyone here sure of the topic) but i spent all day looking for jobs at northrup. the job titles are boring as hell but b4 you read the job description you have to don a trenchcoat and dark sunglasses. and look over your shoulder a lot.
seriously. i took the coat and glasses off and my laptop sent like 4 bazillion watts into me. or volts. or centimeters or something.
it’s a miracle i’m still typing.
“it’s a miracle i’m still typing.”
– Welcome to the wonderful world of the “security clearence community”. Reds can’t associate with blues or Greens, Greens can’t associate with Blues, and Blues can’t associate with anybody. “Q’s”, forget it. They’re so isolated they are basically just myths living among the Unicorns.
– On the other hand, theres always shopping.
I know a guy at Northrup. He does modeling.
– Bathing suits or evening wear?
Network traffic and lingere, I think.
– We worked on some “stealth” lingerie at General Dynamics. In low level red lighting if you got at just the right angle it disappeared.
networks and lingerie are an underrated combination.
someone from google should look into this.
– My guess is that Stealth lingerie would definitely improve your networking opportunities.
Uh, where are my doughnuts?
yeah, but it would be so awkward after the initial meeting.
I think they are in the pants-tree, next to the genie,
Or maybe that’s the ho-ho’s.
I have the insomnia. Bleargh. Does parsley have psychoative properties?
psychoactive, rather. Maybe it was the fatoush,
What is this “Ipod”, and why would I want to download it?
I think I am rather old and clingy to my early years.
Vinyl. That’s the way to go…
i got really dissosulioned with my entry level ipod a few years ago and wasn’t blown away with my upgraded ipods.
i’ve been thru many mp3 players now and my all time fave is the irver clix.
the cowon d2 was the most amazing little thing of all but not user friendly at all. my first was stolen, my second will be on ebay soon. i would still recommend it, but plan on a long learning curve.
Um, sorry Jeff. I raided the pantry yesterday while you were retired.
I didn’t think anyone would mind.
Thanks for the visual Jeff /sarc. I mean your buff and all that but homey don’t play that way.
Made my morning. Very funny. Even more so because Mrs Cookies has been yelling, “What’s the matter?” down the basement stairs since I played it.
I’m pretending I’m on the phone.
Loved it. With five kids, that’s my entire day.
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Tabouleh goggles off, I get the Guy Smiley reference, but Guy Smiley done by Demetri Martin. I was scared for Mcgehee in case you catch wrestled him for the donuts.
I think should you do another one, a slideshow monologue enhancement would be nice. Youtube maybe?
This is great!
I would like to support any efforts that would help produce more i-pod content from ‘GoldWhistle’, where can I donate?
iPod? Podcast? Damn. I knew The Body Snatchers would get Jeff if he kept hanging around Denver, and the full invasion isn’t due for another month.
Ummm….donuts. Washed down by a peaty single malt?
That should have been just plain ole’ “mmmmm…donuts”. Too much of the peaty stuff.
Perfect
You had me at “Hello.”
wasn’t blown away with my upgraded ipods.
I hadn’t really gotten into the iPod thing until the iPod Touch came out. It’s more than just a music player, of course. It’s a worthy (indeed, superior) replacement for the Palm I carried for years.
Is this like that New Yorker cover, where the joke is on me for thinking that we can expect more i-pod content in the future.
I really hope not.
“Honey?… Where’s the dead cat?”
— Firesign Theatre
on my rhododendrons
You can grow rhododendrons where you live? Wow. I’m jealous.
Sorry, that’s the only part of the comment that interested me. Botanical things, see.
There are over 28,000 varieties of rhododendrons. You just have to know what plant hardiness zone you live in. This is the zone for Utah, where you may very well live. This site lets you order varieties that have a chance at doing well in your zone. Unfortunately you can’t search by zone and just get a list of compatible varietals. You also have to think about soil acidity and the like though. This one does well in parts of Utah, for example. The American Rhododendron Society is a wonderful organization for those interested in further exploring the beautiful and wondrous world of the rhododendron.
Oh hey. You can just plug in your zone on this page and get a list of varieties, just that they may not all be rhododendrons.
If by some unfortunate circumstance you find yourself unable to find a rhododendron variety that will prosper where you live, take heart. There are many, many rhododendron sanctuaries scattered about this planet of ours wherein the adventuresome rhododendrophile may find peace in contemplative commune with this most remarkable of florage.
Mazeltov, indeed.
Ty Coughlin is a fraud who has created opportunities for himself I can’t fathom.
It seems to be pronouncing the word ‘dollars’ enticingly that’s the thing.
Send Dan money.
Duh ALL ers
Duh-all er S
How to get in touch with lingerie factories? I design lingerie and want to start my own little lingerie company. I want to sell it to high-end lingerie store, so it’s not supposed to be mass-produced. Who should I contact and how? Can I just send them my drawings and test model, or do they need a pattern?