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Obama: Leave My Woman Alone [Dan Collins]

Obama tells Glamour to debate him, not M’chelle.

What questions do you think Glamour ought to ask Baracky?

62 Replies to “Obama: Leave My Woman Alone [Dan Collins]”

  1. Pablo says:

    What’s with those ears?

  2. you say we should leave your wife alone and yet this whole interview is about her. um, anything else you’d like to talk about?

  3. Sticky B says:

    Maybe they ought to ask him why he thinks his ol’ lady is such a pussy. What does he know about her that the rest of us should?

  4. happyfeet says:

    When did you first realize you had what it took to be a supermodel?

  5. Sticky B says:

    Another thought:

    Barrack Obama v Glamour Magazine

    I’d say it’s a fair match.

  6. Carin says:

    Why does he allow his wife to buy $600 earrings when his children don’t have any fruit?

  7. alppuccino says:

    OK, you’re on your way to a gas station and you’ve forgotten your kevlar. Do you call Michelle to come and get you, or do you call a white person to come and get you to avoid putting Michelle in the same danger seeing as she would be another black person going to the gas station?

  8. Carin says:

    “How do you know if he really likes you?”

  9. Carin says:

    “What ten fashion disasters should women avoid?”

  10. Carin says:

    “What ten ways do you suggest to drive him wild!?”

  11. dre says:

    Why are you an asshole?

  12. alppuccino says:

    Follow up?

    Okay, by some miracle you make it to the gas station. You’re filling up your SUV, and just as the pump is about to click over to the 30 gallon mark, some guy yells, “Hey dicknose! Aren’t you the one who’s against any kind of drilling? I oughta punch you until snot comes out your ears!” Do you run, making a girlish squealing sound or drop to the ground and roll yourself into a tight ball?

  13. dre says:

    I denounce myself: Why are you a blackhole?

  14. Dan Collins says:

    Bwahahaha! I knew the women would come through!

  15. Carin says:

    Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

    Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

  16. dre says:

    Do Harvard men send a shiver up your leg?

  17. lunarpuff says:

    how do you stop a makeup meltdown in the middle of a crowded convention?

  18. dre says:

    What happens if you have to take a shit in the middle of your Denver revival?

  19. lunarpuff says:

    how do you get over being labeld a fashion don’t in a popular magazine? what if someone recognizes you even with that little black strip posted over your eyes?

  20. sashal says:

    Dan, admit, you knew it.
    That Carin will come up with those funny gems…..

  21. Dan Collins says:

    Yeah, I knew.
    I’m waiting for the compatibility test.

  22. SarahW says:

    Quiz: Are you a Fembot?

  23. SarahW says:

    Can we achieve both American border security and lust?

  24. dre says:

    O! NO:
    Top Clinton Donors Meet with McCain Camp
    By Mark Impomeni
    Jul 17th 2008 4:15PM

    Filed Under:eHillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, 2008 President

    The Wall Street Journal reports that Carly Fiorina, former Hewlett-Packard CEO and senior adviser to Sen. John McCain, met with a group of 25 prominent supporters and fundraisers for Sen. Hillary Clinton at a private home in Westchester County, NY
    http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/07/17/top-clinton-donors-meet-with-mccain-camp/

  25. SevenEleventy says:

    Boxers or briefs?

  26. Pablo says:

    dre,

    What happens if you have to take a shit in the middle of your Denver revival?

    A standing O!

  27. daphne says:

    “when was the last time you did crack?”

    This is a Larry blog, right?

  28. Pablo says:

    Would this be a good week to quit sniffing glue?

  29. ccoffer says:

    Who are you wearing?…….dog.

  30. Pablo says:

    How many troops do you want to use when we invade Pakistan?

  31. daphne says:

    Okay, by some miracle you make it to the gas station. You’re filling up your SUV, and just as the pump is about to click over to the 30 gallon mark, some guy yells, “Hey dicknose! Aren’t you the one who’s against any kind of drilling? I oughta punch you until snot comes out your ears!” Do you run, making a girlish squealing sound or drop to the ground and roll yourself into a tight ball?

    That’s a McCain joke. Best to stay away from them.

  32. Ouroboros says:

    What are the 6 secret sex techniques for pleasing your man that every woman should know?

  33. dre says:

    Does Michelle bite?

  34. dre says:

    Do skid marks on your undies bother you?

  35. SevenEleventy says:

    What happens if you have to take a shit in the middle of your Denver revival?

    eBay!

  36. dre says:

    Is Rev. Wright a “missionary” guy?

  37. daphne says:

    Do you “know” dre, too?

  38. dre says:

    “Do you “know” dre, too?”
    Mocking Messiahs on a Sabbath.

  39. Pablo says:

    Do ya do ya want my love?
    Do ya do ya want my face?
    Do ya do ya want my mind?
    Do ya do ya want my love?

  40. Buffoon says:

    Why can’t you keep your woman in check Barack? She is always giving away your racist agenda…

  41. Karl says:

    “Does this empty suit make me look fat?”

  42. daphne says:

    Is mocking a sin?

  43. Karl says:

    “What do you feed the unicorn?”

  44. daphne says:

    Why did you make buffoo a racist?

  45. SarahW says:

    #41 hahaha

  46. daphne says:

    Why did you make Karl dull?

  47. MayBee says:

    Comment by alppuccino on 7/17 @ 6:53 pm #

    OK, you’re on your way to a gas station and you’ve forgotten your kevlar.

    ha ha ha ha ha!

  48. Aldo says:

    Have you ever felt really rebellious and just tossed caution to the wind and said to yourself, “Fuck it! I’m going to ride my bike around the block without a crash helmet today!”?

  49. steph says:

    If you lose the election, will you be joining the Professional Bowling Tour?

  50. Darleen says:

    “Do you have trouble sitting down with that stick up your ass?”

  51. dre says:

    “Is Michelle a low class blackhole from Chicago?”

  52. steph says:

    There’s a rumor in the (so-called) blogosphere that you once did a push-up. Can you describe for us what that was like?

  53. Big Bang Hunter (pumping you up) says:

    “When did your wife stop beating you?”

  54. SmokeVanThorn says:

    How could Jesse Jackson rip off what your wife already cut off?

  55. N. O'Brain says:

    TP: over or under?

  56. BJTexs says:

    “Do you do Yoga or Pilates to get that supple policy flexibility?”

  57. Mr. Pink says:

    Who gives better foot massages, your wife or Chris Mathews?

  58. JD says:

    Let’s be honest. Even you have to be a little shocked at how bone-jarringly stoopid your faithful followers are.

  59. JimK says:

    Does Ayers still make bombs in the basement?

  60. Education Guy says:

    How much do you think I could get for that tissue you just sneezed into on ebay? Can I have it?

  61. gsarcs says:

    When someone yells “maricón!” at you…do you thank them for trying to improve your bilingual education?

  62. mojo says:

    “Are you still sodomizing your chauffeur?”

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