OK, you’re on your way to a gas station and you’ve forgotten your kevlar. Do you call Michelle to come and get you, or do you call a white person to come and get you to avoid putting Michelle in the same danger seeing as she would be another black person going to the gas station?
Okay, by some miracle you make it to the gas station. You’re filling up your SUV, and just as the pump is about to click over to the 30 gallon mark, some guy yells, “Hey dicknose! Aren’t you the one who’s against any kind of drilling? I oughta punch you until snot comes out your ears!” Do you run, making a girlish squealing sound or drop to the ground and roll yourself into a tight ball?
how do you get over being labeld a fashion don’t in a popular magazine? what if someone recognizes you even with that little black strip posted over your eyes?
Okay, by some miracle you make it to the gas station. You’re filling up your SUV, and just as the pump is about to click over to the 30 gallon mark, some guy yells, “Hey dicknose! Aren’t you the one who’s against any kind of drilling? I oughta punch you until snot comes out your ears!†Do you run, making a girlish squealing sound or drop to the ground and roll yourself into a tight ball?
That’s a McCain joke. Best to stay away from them.
Have you ever felt really rebellious and just tossed caution to the wind and said to yourself, “Fuck it! I’m going to ride my bike around the block without a crash helmet today!”?
What’s with those ears?
you say we should leave your wife alone and yet this whole interview is about her. um, anything else you’d like to talk about?
Maybe they ought to ask him why he thinks his ol’ lady is such a pussy. What does he know about her that the rest of us should?
When did you first realize you had what it took to be a supermodel?
Another thought:
Barrack Obama v Glamour Magazine
I’d say it’s a fair match.
Why does he allow his wife to buy $600 earrings when his children don’t have any fruit?
OK, you’re on your way to a gas station and you’ve forgotten your kevlar. Do you call Michelle to come and get you, or do you call a white person to come and get you to avoid putting Michelle in the same danger seeing as she would be another black person going to the gas station?
“How do you know if he really likes you?”
“What ten fashion disasters should women avoid?”
“What ten ways do you suggest to drive him wild!?”
Why are you an asshole?
Follow up?
Okay, by some miracle you make it to the gas station. You’re filling up your SUV, and just as the pump is about to click over to the 30 gallon mark, some guy yells, “Hey dicknose! Aren’t you the one who’s against any kind of drilling? I oughta punch you until snot comes out your ears!” Do you run, making a girlish squealing sound or drop to the ground and roll yourself into a tight ball?
I denounce myself: Why are you a blackhole?
Bwahahaha! I knew the women would come through!
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Do Harvard men send a shiver up your leg?
how do you stop a makeup meltdown in the middle of a crowded convention?
What happens if you have to take a shit in the middle of your Denver revival?
how do you get over being labeld a fashion don’t in a popular magazine? what if someone recognizes you even with that little black strip posted over your eyes?
Dan, admit, you knew it.
That Carin will come up with those funny gems…..
Yeah, I knew.
I’m waiting for the compatibility test.
Quiz: Are you a Fembot?
Can we achieve both American border security and lust?
O! NO:
Top Clinton Donors Meet with McCain Camp
By Mark Impomeni
Jul 17th 2008 4:15PM
Filed Under:eHillary Clinton, Barack Obama, John McCain, 2008 President
The Wall Street Journal reports that Carly Fiorina, former Hewlett-Packard CEO and senior adviser to Sen. John McCain, met with a group of 25 prominent supporters and fundraisers for Sen. Hillary Clinton at a private home in Westchester County, NY
http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/07/17/top-clinton-donors-meet-with-mccain-camp/
Boxers or briefs?
dre,
A standing O!
“when was the last time you did crack?”
This is a Larry blog, right?
Would this be a good week to quit sniffing glue?
Who are you wearing?…….dog.
How many troops do you want to use when we invade Pakistan?
Okay, by some miracle you make it to the gas station. You’re filling up your SUV, and just as the pump is about to click over to the 30 gallon mark, some guy yells, “Hey dicknose! Aren’t you the one who’s against any kind of drilling? I oughta punch you until snot comes out your ears!†Do you run, making a girlish squealing sound or drop to the ground and roll yourself into a tight ball?
That’s a McCain joke. Best to stay away from them.
What are the 6 secret sex techniques for pleasing your man that every woman should know?
Does Michelle bite?
Do skid marks on your undies bother you?
What happens if you have to take a shit in the middle of your Denver revival?
eBay!
Is Rev. Wright a “missionary” guy?
Do you “know” dre, too?
“Do you “know†dre, too?”
Mocking Messiahs on a Sabbath.
Do ya do ya want my love?
Do ya do ya want my face?
Do ya do ya want my mind?
Do ya do ya want my love?
Why can’t you keep your woman in check Barack? She is always giving away your racist agenda…
“Does this empty suit make me look fat?”
Is mocking a sin?
“What do you feed the unicorn?”
Why did you make buffoo a racist?
#41 hahaha
Why did you make Karl dull?
Comment by alppuccino on 7/17 @ 6:53 pm #
OK, you’re on your way to a gas station and you’ve forgotten your kevlar.
ha ha ha ha ha!
Have you ever felt really rebellious and just tossed caution to the wind and said to yourself, “Fuck it! I’m going to ride my bike around the block without a crash helmet today!”?
If you lose the election, will you be joining the Professional Bowling Tour?
“Do you have trouble sitting down with that stick up your ass?”
“Is Michelle a low class blackhole from Chicago?”
There’s a rumor in the (so-called) blogosphere that you once did a push-up. Can you describe for us what that was like?
“When did your wife stop beating you?”
How could Jesse Jackson rip off what your wife already cut off?
TP: over or under?
“Do you do Yoga or Pilates to get that supple policy flexibility?”
Who gives better foot massages, your wife or Chris Mathews?
Let’s be honest. Even you have to be a little shocked at how bone-jarringly stoopid your faithful followers are.
Does Ayers still make bombs in the basement?
How much do you think I could get for that tissue you just sneezed into on ebay? Can I have it?
When someone yells “maricón!” at you…do you thank them for trying to improve your bilingual education?
“Are you still sodomizing your chauffeur?”