Oh – You – Chavvy Chavvy Bling Bling,
Chavvy Chavvy Bling Bling, We mock you!
You – are – such a churlish thing, thing,
Clanging like a heater steaming poo!
If – you – Chavvy Chavvy Bling Bling
End up on my front lawn too
I – will – pop you with my sig, sig
and send your clankin’ ass off to Xanadu!
“..clownish and ugly, disrespectful and parasitic, and often threatening”
Yeah…. Chav..
One thing Chavvy blokes are is not voiceless.
And it was hard to beat the happy ending of your post, Dan.
Oh – You – Chavvy Chavvy Bling Bling,
Chavvy Chavvy Bling Bling, We mock you!
You – are – such a churlish thing, thing,
Clanging like a heater steaming poo!
If – you – Chavvy Chavvy Bling Bling
End up on my front lawn too
I – will – pop you with my sig, sig
and send your clankin’ ass off to Xanadu!
Denounced, blah, blah, condemned; whatever.